Quote by VenusnMars
You know Helen, sometimes a good job can only be judged on the amount of support you get to develop your skills. It may not be much comfort to you now, but eventually this could be a blessing in disguise, and you are now free to pursue a job which is right for YOU.
Venusxxx
Quote by smokerjim
now i know that wasnt me with them on. and unless dammie put some nail varnish on, it couldnt have been him.
who else had my boots on :shock: because i really missed that part of the night
was i that lashed ? :twisted:
Quote by dambuster
now i know that wasnt me with them on. and unless dammie put some nail varnish on, it couldnt have been him.
who else had my boots on :shock: because i really missed that part of the night
was i that lashed ? :twisted:
No Sweetie. Those hands were just there to support my leg.Quote by Libra+Love
:karaoke:
"Get The Party Started"
I'm comin' up so you better get this party started
I'm comin' up so you better get this party started
Get this party started on a Saturday night
Everybody's waitin for me to arrive
Sendin' out the message to all of my friends
We'll be lookin flashy in my Mercedes Benz
I got lotsa style, check my gold diamond rings
I can go for miles if you know what I mean
I'm comin' up so you better get this party started
I'm comin' up so you better get this party started :karaoke:
Now unless you'd like to scare off the rest of the party people, perhaps you'd best whip the DJ into shape Debs. This parties a little flat.......
WHO'S READY TO PARRRRRR-DEEE ?
Quote by dambuster
Hey cool
Mmmmmmmm! I'm thinking of 'doubling up' with The Sarge.
we can then be called "Kinky Bilko" or "Sgt Lizard"
Maybe you've set a new trend?????
                                            K       I      N      K      Y                  L      I      Z      A      R      D
Quote by GenHertsCpl
75k :shock: :shock: fook me slaves are becoming pricey eh
heres a fiver now go make me a cuppa
oopppps :shock:
x rache x
:thumbup:Quote by leprechaun
ops: :oops: :oops: i haven't seen this before now :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
would like to wish you a very happy birthday belated as it is though i did ring up and wish u birthday greatings on the phone
well m8 happy birthday from u m8 the little green whore
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: i wont bother to expect any crimbo cards from you then eh Quote by postie
lol thats just reminded me of a girl i was once with that had two fannys. oh she said you have to go to the side abit and pick a hole. left or right ?
Quote by Silk and Big G
There was a young man from Hampton Wick
Who came into this world with a twisted dick
The whole of his life was one long hunt
For the perfect girl
With a corkscrew cunt.
:shock: oh she said you have to go to the side abit and pick a hole. left or right ? yes! i thought two fannys on one girl there is a god :P Quote by GH
I am a mature married guy on Swinging heaven looking for some NS fun. This is from what I can see similar to many other guys and gals. What is puzzling me is this handle many of us chaps get associated with....Pervs, Sickos, Weirdos and Dirty Old men. I know I don't see the replies some men sent the ladies, so there may well be a lots of these chaps around. I have also noted that this site is used by ladies and gentlemen of all ages, races, marital status, religions, sizes and sexual oriemtation. Lots of ads from both sexes state what it is they want to do or be done to them, sometimes in graphic detail. I can't for teh life of me understand why a guy who places and ad saying come and do this and that, or who replies to an ad asking for this and that saying 'Sure thing Baby I'll do....this for you' is classified in such a way. If the lady, young or old places a graphic ad or replies in detail about what she is prepared to do, how is she classified? Are all guys pidgeon holed as sickos and pervs? Are all guys over a certain age boxed as dirty old men?
I'm curious to know, how the ladies put the guys in yes, no, possible piles? How the guys pidgeon hole the ladies, if they do?
As I say I am a mature guy, married after some healthy fun. Does this make me a Perv, Sicko, Weirdo and Dirty Old Man all together?
GH
Quote by Jas-Tim
Well I'd change the following:-
Nose
Cheeks
Ribs
Boobs
Tummy
Bum
Thighs
Upper arms
Scars
I'd leave the left over bits alone, because they aren't too bad.
My eyes and my lips are my best bits.
Despite all that my self image isn't that bad, honestly
Jas
XXX
Quote by dambuster
I prefer the old fashioned vetting method for naughties.
Nice pair of house bricks, infused with kinetic energy and placed upon a trajectory which will result in violent contact either side of the said naughties.
Just close your eyes and imagine it boys..... :twisted:
lhk
Quote by Katien_n_John
Professor Swing says “ Hmm …… sis is very interesting ….. So ……………if I take my sving partner ………… haff my svingg, sen leef my sving partner on the park bench vor the osser svingers to find, I vill sen get all the reports von the other svingers as to how good it is ya?
:shock: :shock: :shock:
sorry :shock: wtfwt???
best peach in the world. and if you thought i was a barnpot, well im sorry julia is even worse. can you cope with us both ? :twisted: Quote by jack_daniels72
AS TITLE WHY DO SINGLE MALES NOT READ THE BLOODY POSTING CORRECT
Quote by GenHertsCpl
should i bring a blender, 20 pints of nesquick, 3 bottles of chocolate crusher, and 3 ltrs of vodka?
MUDSHAKE TIME :rascal: :grin:
ok double it and add some brandy :twisted: :twisted: Quote by Debbiewebs
should i bring a blender, 20 pints of nesquick, 3 bottles of chocolate crusher, and 3 ltrs of vodka?
MUDSHAKE TIME :rascal: :grin:
