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Quote by freckledbird
sorry did not read all posts just the opening one and was agreeing with the thought of calling rspca

Rachel did that ages ago, read the bits you missed biggrin
oh i cant be bothered lol theres a party going on in another thread. bugger bugger missing the cream thing :lol: wave :lol:
x rache x
Quote by Sarah
Rache
keep still I keep misisng with the cream

opps thanks jags lol sorry sarah had to make a quick detour
ok let the cream begin :twisted:
oh wait ...........................................................................ok squirt me squirt me :giggle:
x rache x
Quote by Sarah
errr well actually sarah just checked debbiewebs sign in date its actually tomorrow confused but she did say friday. are we early ? has she done that dyslexic thang again and got the dates mixed up, or should we party anyway lol sod it!
its a friday eh :twisted:
debbiewebs show yaself wink
x rache x

tell you what we will have our own private party, now where to you want the strawberries and cream squirtied??
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
everywhere
squirt me squirt me :giggle:
x rache x
errr well actually sarah just checked debbiewebs sign in date its actually tomorrow confused but she did say friday. are we early ? has she done that dyslexic thang again and got the dates mixed up, or should we party anyway lol sod it!
its a friday eh :twisted:
debbiewebs show yaself wink
x rache x
errr rolleyes i thought there was going to be a party???? :shock:
im stood outside all dolled up with a crate of vodka, 20 pints of nesquick, 5 bottles of chocolate crusha, 20 fags.
where is everyone?
:shock:
x rache x
Quote by sexybbwnw
I RECEIVED THIS PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM A GUY I'D NEVER SPOKEN TO, MESSAGED, SEEN A PROFILE OF, PM'D OR ANYTHING....
Can you get over to South Cheshire for some fun this evening?
I am Steve, 32, 5'9", short dark hair, blue eyes, slim/med and fairly fit.
I love larger ladies!
Can send pic if you send me you email addy?
WHAT ON EARTH WAS HE EXPECTING, ME TO DROP EVERYTHING, JUMP IN MY CAR AND OFF OVER TO SOME RANDOM BLOKE'S HOUSE????

get ya coat hun wink lol
you dont want to know some of the scary mail i've had over the years being ts. us trans attract the truly disturbed at times and is very worrying. thankfully i've never had any of that crap on sh.
x rache x
riff raff
ive delt with gypys on many many occasion and in many different situtions. ive also had gypsys live in my street and 3 familys live in the next street to me.
no there not all bad, but the ones that take the piss are pikeys.
ive seen a good 250 totally reck a leasure complex from resturants, ten pin bolling fascilty, and cinemar. ive also seen the boss man bring them all back a month later and line them all up in front of all the business oweners and slap everyone of them around the face as an appology.
ive been stuck in a car on the A46 in a tail back five miles long while they have their pony races on the main road while they have thier horse race bets, and vannish before the police arrive.
ive bounced in a night club that they have hired so they can bare knuckle fight on the dance floor for money.
ive had a truley spiritual expirience by a gypsy. one sunday night i was bouncing with ben who had been trying for a baby for over 3 years and all had misscarried.
he and his girl had given up when one sunday night two gypsys turned up wanting a drink and were not looking for trouble so were let in.
they sat drinking minding there own business when they called us over we had a good chat and a really good laugh.
at the end of the night they were the last left in and told us to tell them to drink up if we wanted them to leave. ben said he wanted to get back to the missus so swig the drinks down. one of the gypsys then said you have been having problems with a baby son, your going to be lucky there boy gave him a wink, and drank up and left.
3 weeks later bens g/f became pregnant and they know have a bouncing boy full of beans.
so no before you start im not having a go a gypsys. im talking about pikeys and they are pikeys.
x rache x
Quote by alspals
Pikey= gypsy/traveller.

..thanks Frecks..from Rachel's post it sounded like they were different from gypsies. The gypsy folks I know are all animal lovers..these must be a different outfit.
smile :)
from meeting true romany gypsy's they are lovely genuine people.
what i mean is your tinker pikey those that do what ever they like, steal every thing they can get there grubby hands on.
park up for two to 4 weeks then leave without a trace leaving thousands of pounds of rubish and human excriment to clear up at the tax payers expense. those that have no morals, think they can do what they like and disregard everyones feelings and basicly take the piss out of everyone they deal with.
they then have the cheek to say there good people that just want to be left alone.
respect works both ways.
x rache x
well peaches has never bothered with tights or stockings and i must say she dosnt need them, shes sexy enough and i love bare flesh, but for me i love whale nets in shocking pink :twisted: but im just a tart lol
x rache x
its really bothered me that has. what goes through a pikeys mind i will never comprehend. they have the morals of a parasite they really make me sick.
i once had a jack russel and use to take her for a walk which went past a legal campsite and there was a real romany gipsy brother and sister that lived on the site and we would always bump into each other and stop to have a chat.
they were the most friendly genuine people ive met. and even they said they were so ashamed of the way pikeys behave and have brought the gypsy way of life into the gutter.
i really hope that cockrel will be ok.
x rache x
ok just called. the guy said its probably been fighting they fight them a few times before they end up dead. i said it didnt really look like a cockrel but he said they dont once the've been in a fight, so hes going to place it as an urgent priority and get someone over straight away
i fucking hate pikeys they bet on anything. they can bare knuckle fight each other all bloody night, let them kill each other mad but i cant sit by and let a defenceless animal be destroyed by bastards :x :x
x rache x
peaches and me were on the way back from shopping for a new bbq and sun loungers when we drove past some pikeys that have camped up on the side of the road.
now they had the usual jack russel chained up along with a pony, but there was this cockrel tethered to the grass. i think it was a cockrel as it didnt look like one actually not sure what it was but it was a bird in such a bad state. missing loads of feathers and had huge pink bold patches and looking really in a bad way.
im a total animal lover and i hate anyone mistreating animals of any kind.
now do i call the rspca to see if they will go and have a look at this bird as it really needs help.
will they actually go to look as its pikeys were dealing with.
or should i just let it go and have it on my concience and hope someone else has called them?
not swinging related i know, but its really bothering me.
x rache x
man goes to the doctors with a really sore throat.
the doctor takes out a lollie stick and places it on his tongue, say argh
ughhh says the man. oh yes says the doc you have a really bad larengitus take these tablets twice a day for a week and you you will have to eat through your bottom.
through my bottom confused will be abit difficult eating toast wont it says the man.
yes says the doc but its what you have to do. come back in a week to see if its cleared up.
so one week later the man walks into the docs office mincing like a right queen.
why are you walking like that? says the doc.
oh! says the man .......................im chewing toffee
x rache x
Quote by salt_n_pepper
a boy walks into a chippy and say a want a f---ing bag of chips the lady behind the counter said unless you ask nicely you get nothing so the boy replied i want a f---ing bag of chips the lady replied i told you unless you asked nicely you get nothing the boy then replied give me a f---ing bag of chips now the lady said look i will show you you come round this side and i will go round that side of the counter so they changed placese the lady ask can i have a bag of chips please the boy replied f---off you wouldn't serve me
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

rotflmao :thumbup:
now thats funny
x rache n peaches x
Quote by rachel-lane+peaches
buy a good bottle bottle of wine. get pissed and you have a decent cork to plug your starfish.
peaches x

also you could use the empty bottle and you can play the pipes of peace lol
peaches x
buy a good bottle bottle of wine. get pissed and you have a decent cork to plug your starfish.
peaches x
1 – your most distinguish featurem eyes
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called. metal mickey
3 – the last thing that made you laugh . being in tescos and peaches shouting out (next time you fuck me up the arse you have to wear a condom)
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud) tool stinkfist
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside. hearing i love you come from peaches
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought. secrets shhhhhh wink
7 – one thing you want to do this summer. go on holiday.
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row. peaches pussy
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with. peaches
10 – the worst job you have ever done. oh ive had a few
x rache x
1 – your most distinguish featurem cheekbones
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called. peaches
3 – the last thing that made you laugh . headbutting my cactus plant whilst cleaning i felt like pin head from hell raiser.
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud) baa baa black sheep.
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside. a big hug from rachel
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought. the beaver and a lorry full of batteries.
7 – one thing you want to do this summer. go on holiday.
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row. an indien.
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with. rachel nadia(bb) a woman with a big pair of tits and a man with a big cock :grin:
10 – the worst job you have ever done. a cleaning job
peaches x
It's so natural the way you touch me
So natural the way you run your fingers through my hair
It's so natural the way you make me feel like I'm a lady
It's so natural the way you care
It's so natural
When I feel low. you pull me higher
You warm me up, set me on fire
Well there's no way in this world
I could ever be without you
You come home, and I am waiting for you
To come over and give me hungry kisses
of love, of love, so true
And there's no way in this world
I could ever be without you
With hands so warm, you touch my very soul
You pull me closer, so I won't feel the cold
Just love, love, Your love, so true
And there's no way in this world
I could ever be without you
Swimming in the love you give me
It's so natural
kiss :love:
Quote by lynnmarie68uk
MMMM get a PA horous .... u won't regret it .... lol
Right gonna get it done tomorrow ....devil on my bum ...will let u all know how much it hurt ....
do they have epidurals by any chance for a tatoo lmao
Lynn

there is a cream you can get from the docs called emla cream. it numbs you up a treat you have to put it on a good 30 minutes before though. im not sure if you can get it from the chemists but i use it for when i have a laser session and it does help wink
x rache x
Quote by Horous
wot piercing u thinking of Horous ??

A PA or similar. The other one who's name I stand no chance of spelling an Appadyva I think.
John
smile
go for the double dydoe john :thumbup:
x rache x
Quote by Horous

get pierced get pierced get pierced john
its a right of passage wink
hey i have an :idea:
lets all get tattooed and pierced :twisted:
x rache x

Are we going to do it together?
OK I'm convinced, I'll go see the man this week if possible.
John
xx
oh ive been pierced enough john ive had that many over the years lol
im like a fart in a culinder .. i cant get out for holes :lol:
but more tattoos on the way :twisted:
x rache x
Quote by Horous

Unless you have it done you will never know, if you want it........go for it.

Very good point and individuals have different opinions of pain. I am thinking of having a piercing, but am worried by the pain, yet I have had Tattoos done without worrying.
Go on you know you want to.
John
wink
get pierced get pierced get pierced john
its a right of passage :wink:
hey i have an :idea:
lets all get tattooed and pierced :twisted:
x rache x
do it do it do it :twisted: :twisted:
tattoos rock!
dont ask me about the pain as im the official pain slut, but its not that bad trust me.
hitting your thumb with a hammer is bad, thats pain and you get a crap blood blister
at least with a tattoo you have a piece of art forever wink
x rache x
Quote by CambsGuy50
Hi rach
Mrs David is fine, but its my daughter thats had a baby not my wife lol

oh yea opps blink :lol: mrs david has done her bit eh wink
i love little booties there soo tiny biggrin . i've never held a new born baby how shocking is that :shock:
i know id start pine-ing if i did :cry:
x rache x
aww thats lovely david bet ya well chuffed hey biggrin had the cigar yet? wink
good luck to you and hope mrs david is ok and well :thumbup:
x rache x
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
pelvic floor pelvic floor
failing that remember that advert on tv at yours with joe pasqualys voice over (spelling)
see and learn see and learn :rotflmao:
laffin here wink
x rache x
blink ok ive just gone bog eyed rotflmao
try using the roll button fingy on the mouse to scroll back and forth
i feel a new visulisation on winamp comming on :twisted:
x rache x