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Quote by postie
Depends on my mood, mostly II look for funny, sometimes I like a good debate, but there are some regular posters who I always click on no matter the mood. HC always tickles me, but it'd be wrong to say it in his thread... so I aint...
but these 3 mainly, though many others too...
Vix... for being slightly off-kilter and razor sharp
Ice-Pie for brillant writing and cutting to the chase (especially with nimwits)
Rachel Lane - honesty and giving a slant on a subject you wouldn't normally see. (though not sure about the new RL+P... far too loved-up to be catty..) :inlove:

may be loved up but can still do honesty and catty postie.
so meow ya cunt rotflmao wink
x daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave x
peaches said a corker the other day.
after she,d been to pick up the last of her things from the guy she was with from his place. she got a txt from him about an hour later saying, fancy one last fuck for old times sake?.
her reply...no thanks ive got the one back that ive been missing all the time while i was with you cya! flipa
x rache x
Quote by Vix
Get your nails done...
and if you get some action... wear some sexy mittens... everyone loves mittens..
ooooh mittens.... mittens.....
I think i just got hard thinking of Vix in mittens....
(you honestly could never get bored of the word.... mittens!)

I can smell your !
get them done vix wink and then you can do some full on lipstick lesbian fingy mi dooos
and :giggle: @ spicy brains
x rache x
Quote by MickyDicky
What do you think ladies...like or loathe it.
Beards,
Mustaches
Goatees
and all variations
just wondering...cheers Micky

this topic has been done before hasnt it? .....sorry about that lol
next! :giggle:
x rache x
Quote by SlydeWHOOSH
Wooo hoo time off work (at last), hotel booked in Manc, & I am able to be there all day lol :lol: :lol:
Anyone else who is attending all day PM me & i will give ya my moby number so we can meet up.
I want to see how Manc has changed in the 20 years since I was last home.
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢

woo hoo the whoosh man is deffo comming wink :thumbup:
x rache x
its nights like this that id love to pop into the chat room? wheres it gone confused :shock:
help someone ffs lol i need to chat wink
Quote by PoloLady
3 biggrin

oooooooh you lying cow :giggle:
x rache x
Mooooooooooooooooooooo! lol
arf arf, twit twoo, hoot, bleat, baaaar, meow, swishy swish swoooo.
last ones a fish ...i think confused dont quote me on that.
x rache x
well here's to you Mr Henderson jesus loves you more than could know oh oh oh confused
peaches x
we havent got time to sit on here and moan as we're too busy shagging thank you.
ok..... and back to the shaggin, c ya wave
x rache n peaches x
oh my pc is deffinatly transsexual as its such a pain in the arse lol
x rache x
and i thought i was a gob shite and social slapper lol
nice post sarah :thumbup: x
x rache x
my fantasy is to be in pvc or leather full metal jacket Dommed up and to go shopping in tescos when its really busy trailing behind a sub that wears my coller and chained to me.
what a surreal image it would be and the looks from the vanilla peeps would be hillarious
now heres the fun part peaches fantasy is to be dressed in a tight leather catsuit chained and collered. now every where we go shopping we always mess about to cause a reaction.
she trys to embarrass me, or i try to embarrass her, or we try to embarrass, shock, or to make some unsuspecting member of the shop staff or joe public laugh.
today we was in argos and some seventies song came on the tannoy. shes at the collection desk im in the middle of the store with trollie full of stuff when we both look at each other from accross the store and break into a john travolta dance, while all the staff and shoppers look at us like we're a couple of loons lol
imagine the fun and storm we would cause in tescos while looking like we belong in a dungeon, its soo going to happen one day soon :twisted:
x rache x
due to alot of complications and mixed up dates and some dropping out. i will have to cancel the apartment first thing in the morning. alot has happened behind the scenes today and through the last week, which has almost stopped myself from being able to attend aswell.
pms have been sent out to those that are involved which i've not been able to call on the phone.
really sorry its at the last minute, but things have been going up and down for the past week. and ive been trying to keep things on track since then, but its all gone pear shaped.
and i nearly thought sod it im not going, actually i did say that, but plan F is the last option so i will still be coming to sparkle, just.
x rache x
Quote by bluexxx
The list:
Rachel-Lane+peaches
JudyTV
ellietvslut
BlueEyes
Jas-Tim
MikeNorth
Vicky_UK
Mistress Sassy
Polo Lady
Vix & Reese
Lovecommando
sexyscotcarol
lilacgem
HungryP
mangrasan
red_931 and Iain_nw
leprechaun (SH Security lol )
Mr and Mrs Cums
Z3D
SlydeWHOOSH
gercun
lesbio
CelticQ
djcouple
Stuart_Tanina
PLC
NW-Rose
satin
libra+love
genhertscpl (maybe)
nwfreckles
NW Rose - could you PM me please - however I spell your name I keep getting an error message, therefore you have not got the details yet - maybe you are only registered on the chat room and not on here? If so, can someone who knows NW Rose please pass on the details. Ta. smile

ooooh what a line up :twisted: sparkle is going to kick ass. this is going to be the craziest mancs social yet!
peaches cant make it as she has the kids and has to work :cry: really gutted as she does want to come but its her time to have the boys, but she,ll be comming to the next village rampage :twisted: .
oooh im excited now its going to be bonkers
:bounce:
x rache x
Quote by Jags

oh we was soo there early hours this morning oh fook it was crazy
sweating was an understatement ! and the room tempreture went up another 100 degrees. oh and the bruises on my knees today :shock: i look like ive been playing rugby confused lol
x rache n peaches x

Isn't it JUST the best????
biggrin hump :hump:
A men ! :lol:
more sex more sex more sex. peaches can put the bloody bible down of hers soon ( the argos book of laminated dreams rolleyes ) you have got my started again jags naughty naughty jags :rascal:
passionkiss 69position :hump: blast :sticky:
x rache x
Quote by Jags
It's JUST the weather for that type of sex - bodies getting hot and bothered, licking sweat off each other, sliding off each other and hearing slurping noises as bodies move against each other. Long evenings, lots of light for a long time and then the early dawn to waken the senses and lighten the soul.
redface surprisedops:
MY type of sex.
Just wanted to say that!

oh we was soo there early hours this morning oh fook it was crazy
sweating was an understatement ! and the room tempreture went up another 100 degrees. oh and the bruises on my knees today :shock: i look like ive been playing rugby confused lol
x rache n peaches x
Quote by Libra+Love
Oi...what ever happened to discretion ? rolleyes
And it's ok, I've got an electric one that'll do it for me now
lol

your sacked !! rotflmao wink
x rache x
Quote by GenHertsCpl
AAwww Cath, was so looking forward to catching up with you again, another time i hope!
J xxx

you'll just have to put up with me and that sweaty pikey leps now j :giggle:
x rache x
Quote by Red(RHG)
due to red(rhg) having to pull out. i have found another apartment in the village so its closer than the other. so all those that are staying with cath and me originally are still on the list apart from the ones that have had to pull out. i have 3 places to fill if anyone is needing a place to stay.
if you are looking for accomodation and strugling to find a hotel room pls send me a pm asap
so i can put you on the list.
thanks x
x rache x
bring it on sparkle :thumbup:

Glad you've got summat sorted babes.
Oooh now that Peaches..........
Phwoarrrrrrrrrrrrr
Cathy x
sorry to hear about your grandad babes and shame ya cant make it. does this mean i can have your drinks wink
x rache x
due to red(rhg) having to pull out. i have found another apartment in the village so its closer than the other. so all those that are staying with cath and me originally are still on the list apart from the ones that have had to pull out. i have 3 places to fill if anyone is needing a place to stay.
if you are looking for accomodation and strugling to find a hotel room pls send me a pm asap
so i can put you on the list.
thanks x
x rache x
bring it on sparkle :thumbup:
Quote by Libra+Love
Never mind pick-up lines, today I've heard the scariest thing from my son....
What you worried about mom, he's just a fucked up white man on drugs

charlie says never talk to strangers rotflmao
x rache x
Quote by jellybelly
The opening line I used on my current wife was
How many kids you got then? rolleyes
It worked we've been together 11years now

how many kids did she have? or have now lol
x rache x
Quote by Debbiewebs
Debs picks her self up
Now time for some games!
pass the parcel!
each time you post! you have to pass this on ok

the one thats misses it is a plonker! :twisted: :twisted:
after 5 Min's i will stop and the last one to hold it get a prise from me :twisted: :twisted:

ok im the plonker i dont know how to post pics in that way :cry: oi im dyslecix too you know.
but if i quote does that count ? ...cant believe im passing a cock cake around im soo sick of cock lol
x rache x
Quote by davej
Hi Debbie, congratulations on your first anniversary (in 35 minutes time - and that clock is fast again!)
kiss
Mike.

dont piss around being nice to her mike you'll get booted ...........nip over to the nibbles table drop yer strides and do something unacceptable to the cake.
just a note ........if libra drops into this party and starts to choke on the nibbles, I ain't gonna practice the heimlick manouvre in case she shits on me clean shoes.
talc anyone?? lol
x rache x
Quote by BigDanny12999
DaveJ, I have to remind you that if you do not make your cocktal stick hard for DebbieWebs very soon, you will be forceably removed pal. Orders of the management.
:P

will there be a chuck of pinapple attached ?
x rache x
Quote by Debbiewebs
weres me bouncers!
as i said if you behave your selfs this is whats going to happen

dont make me dig my old crombie out debs confused
show me the nearest plug socket for the blender
mudshakes are on me :twisted: :twisted:
x rache x
Quote by freckledbird
sorry did not read all posts just the opening one and was agreeing with the thought of calling rspca

Rachel did that ages ago, read the bits you missed biggrin
oh i cant be bothered lol theres a party going on in another thread. bugger bugger missing the cream thing :lol: wave :lol:
x rache x
Rachel you silly moo, I meant for xman to read the bits he'd missed! :lol:
yea yea what ever lol
join the party ffs your missing it :lol:
x rache x