x rache x
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a pen
a pen
a pen
a pen
a pen
two pain killers
a creasant ( that stretches your lobes )
giles peterson cd
a pen
cuddley toy cuddley toy
an o2 sim card
dust
lamp
27 pence in coppers
a nose stud
can i go to now ya nosey bugger postie
next you will be asking for my bank details and how bigs me cock ffs :lol:
x rache x
a pen
a pen
a pen
a pen
two pain killers
a creasant ( that stretches your lobes )
giles peterson cd
a pen
cuddley toy cuddley toy
an o2 sim card
dust
lamp
27 pence in coppers
a nose stud
can i go to now ya nosey bugger postie
next you will be asking for my bank details and how bigs me cock ffs :lol:
x rache x
well done naughty took you long enough now dont you dare go getting drunk you have a job to get 
x rache x
now dont you dare go getting drunk you have a job to get Quote by naughtynymphos1
Right i have a job interview tomorrow, i havn't had one in years but fancied a change so here goes lol
Question is what does one wear to a interview now days?
should i go in a suit or is smart and casual ok?
either way i'm feeling sick already lol
Hope i do ok
x rache x
i cant believe im actually typing this but i quote that bloody trisha goddard
if you keep catching the wrong fish, change the bait.
theres nothing wrong in being honest and trust worthy, but truely honest and trust worthy people are a dying breed and the strong will always eat the weak its nature.
now im not saying your weak s.b im just saying maybe you wear your heart on your sleave a little much. theres nothing wrong in that at all, but you must be prepared to take the pain when someone that dosnt show their heart as much lets you down.
another saying is a Leopard never changes its spots, now that is usually ment for a bad egg. but it can work both ways.
a Leopard cannot change its spots, but it can learn to be a tiger.
just remember the people that have let you down and use it as a lesson so you know what to look out for in the future. you dont have to turn into some nasty hard faced cow and not trust anyone again. just protect yourself a little better and create a little shield for that sleave x
x rache x
if you keep catching the wrong fish, change the bait.
theres nothing wrong in being honest and trust worthy, but truely honest and trust worthy people are a dying breed and the strong will always eat the weak its nature.
now im not saying your weak s.b im just saying maybe you wear your heart on your sleave a little much. theres nothing wrong in that at all, but you must be prepared to take the pain when someone that dosnt show their heart as much lets you down.
another saying is a Leopard never changes its spots, now that is usually ment for a bad egg. but it can work both ways.
a Leopard cannot change its spots, but it can learn to be a tiger.
just remember the people that have let you down and use it as a lesson so you know what to look out for in the future. you dont have to turn into some nasty hard faced cow and not trust anyone again. just protect yourself a little better and create a little shield for that sleave
xx rache x
Quote by SunBunny
Can anyone help?
All this talk of Trust being the key element of swinging is all good and well but how do you know when the truth is real or fake?
I never seem to get it right.
Is their some kind of facial expression, or tone of voice, or particular body language to keep an eye out for?
Is it just gut instinct?
Is it a question of only believing females and remembering that men generally have a hidden agenda?
Is it just me - am I that easy to lie to because I'm too trusting and honest?
It's not just in swinging. I'm talking life generally. I need some advice because I am getting to the point where I really haven't a clue who to trust anymore.
How do I sift through the bullshit to find genuine truths?
Or is it a no-hope situation?
Please don't tell me to only trust my 'friends' - even that can be dangerous...............
the face is used more than any other part of the body to cover up lies. we use smiles, nods and winks in an attepmt to cover up, but unfortunatly for us, our body signals will tell the truth and there is a lack of congruence between our body gestures and facial signals. our attitudes and emotions are continually revealed on our faces and we are completely unaware of it most of the time unless you know how to spot the micro clusters that tell the true picture.
quoted from my bible ( the definitive book of body language )
i could go on and on about facial clusters and tell tell signals. most people think they have covered up the little white lies and the huge whoppers when if fact their whole body is shouting IM A LIER!.
the whole of socierty is based on lies. if everyone told the 100% truth about every thing, they would have no friends and the world would fall apart. sad and unfortunate but true.
x rache x
when it comes to revenge i always remember a buddhist saying
never throw hot coals at the enermy as you will end up with burnt hands
the best thing ive always found is not to stoop down to their level. rise up and take it as a lesson and climb higher then they can reach so they cannot do it again.
x rache x
never throw hot coals at the enermy as you will end up with burnt hands
the best thing ive always found is not to stoop down to their level. rise up and take it as a lesson and climb higher then they can reach so they cannot do it again.
x rache x
Quote by davej
phones havent become that advanced.
i still cant bloody find mine sometimes when it rings. i need a oi ya twat im over here gaggit wavy hand thing that pops out.
x rache x
problem solved........
Go on Rachel, you just know how cool this would look hanging on your belt
you do realise i spend half of my time in the house totally naked. does it come in pink? i think i might have somewhere to strap that to when in the buff :twisted:
phone sex anyone???
x rache x
i dont know ( shakes head) what ever happened to the good old henry, you know the one with the smiley face.
had one of those for over 3 years without a bag in it and it was used to suck up all manner of buliders waste and a house full of carpet fluff 6 days a week. was sorry to see the little bugger go when he died and went to henry heaven. :cry:
x rache x
had one of those for over 3 years without a bag in it and it was used to suck up all manner of buliders waste and a house full of carpet fluff 6 days a week. was sorry to see the little bugger go when he died and went to henry heaven. :cry:
x rache x
Quote by tallnhairy
Heart felt plea to those on SH...
OK so it is another look at me post (but my first I think?), I am on my own tonight as the other half is away all night... time to party, sadly notJust me and kids (asleep) and I don't do nights alone very well. Any tips out there on enjoying a night alone greatly appreciated.
If anyone has a good joke or fancies a PM chat, tonight is the night (for me at least) to get in touch... Equally if I on here after 11pm tell me to go to bed, still got work in the morning
A lonely TnH...
you could always do peaches and me a moving avatar if your bored tnh
x rache x
Quote by postie
Yep mine are sensitive too.... called them a pair of idiots and they went in a huff for a week!
(oh that was too obvious not to do!...)
arh but postie did they make you suffer for it when ever you got into a row with them and would they bring it up at every Opportunity
nipples do that. yep nipples ya cant trust em :twisted:
x rache x
Quote by aa
Reading through the adds there seems to be a lot of requests for monster sized dicks personaly i cant see what that diffrence it makes whether your 6-7 -8 inches surley its what you can do with it and the chemistry between people, or have these ladies got large vaginas???
Its easier to fill a church than a cathederal after all or is it to give the vast majority of the average sized men a Small penis Complex .you dont see guys advertising for nice tight twats or sorry ladies no sloppy minges thank you.
Lucky for me ive got a 14inher
peaches x
denise and b bu bub byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee satin debs i can understand giving up fags, but booze :shock: are you fecking mad 
peaches gave up fags last week. and ive said after my last one which im just about to have, that im giving up too. but anyone touches my voddy and ill bloody have em lol. have cut down loads lately, but ive never drank for stress.
i drink cos its great and makes me dead horny and everything !! :rascal:
we're not pissed btw honest guv
drinking friggin tea
x rache n peaches x
peaches gave up fags last week. and ive said after my last one which im just about to have, that im giving up too. but anyone touches my voddy and ill bloody have em lol. have cut down loads lately, but ive never drank for stress.
i drink cos its great and makes me dead horny and everything !! :rascal:
we're not pissed btw honest guv
drinking friggin tea
x rache n peaches x
Quote by marmalaid
:laughabove:
Oh yeah, Lep and his balloons
Something else I might just mention to Marms............... comdoms are not meant to be worn on your head, or up your nose :shock: ..... btw people, don't ask Marms why he puts condoms up his nose, you may not be able to stomach the answer :shock: :shock: :shock:
I might just answer "Fuck nose!". Shall I post a picture tomorrow then :-)
if it involves snot then i really dont want to know :lol:
x rache x
Quote by GenHertsCpl
WOW, just a brilliant evening!! Still recovering here, lack of sleep and hangover lol! So much for baby-sitting me Rache, wasnt it you spiking me drinks anyway :shock: As for dancing in Manhattans, I do remember dancing but wasnt on the floor it was on the stage, apparently was told later i'd gate crashed the hen-night, and THATS why I ended up with a tiara! All makes sense now im sober!!
Well it was excellent to finally meet Vix and Reese, Jas-Tim, Z3D, SLydeWoosh, BlueEyes, SexyScotCarol etc...not leaving anyone out here, but just not listing everyone!! Was good to see all me m8s too, Leps, Satin :kiss: , Bluexxx :smitten: , LC, Mistress Sassy
(is now too early to book our bed at yr new pad for next time
and of course Rachel
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Until next time!!
ps. MR GHC says make sure its a Sat pls so he can make it too!
i only spiked you once.............ok it was about 5 double voddys in it
and i stopped you falling over didnt i :wink: for a moment in the loo though i thought do i pull her knickers down so she can wee on her own, or do i ask her to pull mine down so i can wee for the pair of us :lol: i've just remembered when we got hold of the hellium balloons and leprechaun filled his lungs :lol: arh hes the little green whore to be sure to be sure
x rache x
thanks blue for organising another top day/night. thanks love commando for the company there and back. jas-tim, vix and reese, mike north, marms , mrs cov, sexyscotcarol, blue eyes, hungry p, vicky shame you couldnt stay hun. slyde whoosh top bloke very funny. zed could i have turned yet another straight ? :twisted: nice to meet you and shame about your throttle cable. little gem and john you looked lovely and posh to boot. satin great to see you and wicked outfit.
leps always a pleasure and thanks for fetching my chips.
sassy it may be polyester but it feels like silk so ner nice to see you again.
judy thankyou for letting me stay over.
julie i make a good baby sitter eh ya reck head
i think thats it.
oh and to all the tgirls i havent seen in ages it was wicked catching up with them for a good gossip.
the down side and there was one.
the twats that came down in the day to heckel some of the not very convincing tv's .
it takes alot of bottle to go out in public and for some would have been their first time out and to be abused like that and have the piss taken out of them is enough to make them stay in doors for the rest of thier life..absolutly disgusting
sorry if ive missed anyone out
x rache x
leps always a pleasure and thanks for fetching my chips.
sassy it may be polyester but it feels like silk so ner
nice to see you again.judy thankyou for letting me stay over.
julie i make a good baby sitter eh ya reck head
i think thats it.
oh and to all the tgirls i havent seen in ages it was wicked catching up with them for a good gossip.
the down side and there was one.
the twats that came down in the day to heckel some of the not very convincing tv's .
it takes alot of bottle to go out in public and for some would have been their first time out and to be abused like that and have the piss taken out of them is enough to make them stay in doors for the rest of thier life..absolutly disgusting
sorry if ive missed anyone out
x rache x
hwoar: Quote by celticq
I unfortunately will not be going anywhere. My car was broken into overnight and my phone has been stolen :cry: Luckily my phone is insured so I'll get an new one but apparetnly I still have to pay for the £150 of calls they made to Jamaica in the middle of the night before I reported it stolen!!!
So combined with the £60 for a new windscreen I'd say my Munch budget is gone. I'm afraid I will not be able to make it.
I'm so dissappointed as I was positivley twinkling in anticaption and my Sparkly outfit will have to wait for its first outting :cry:
Hope you all have great time.
Cheers
CQ
bastards bastards.
real shame you cant make it cq i was really looking forward to meeting you aswell :cry:
x rache x
