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Living dangerously -
Horlicks
Saving myself for Thursday there's a van with several bottles of red in it on the Spanish coast waitin......
Cathy x
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Quote by Libra+Love
Tonight SH I will be drinking a lot less than I did last night.
I will not be scaling over neighbours walls or get caught teetering in my unscuffed (I tell you I'm good
and spent the last hour ringing home to be let in
So tonight I will mainly be sipping apple juice and staying indoors.
mud shakes tomorrow then :twisted:
after a bastard of a day, and it was a real hot and sticky totally fooked about and wasted day which i wont be going into but that film falling down really apealed to me today ( gimmie the gun lol) ive decided to chill out with a vodka, now im thinking whether i go to trading standards.
twice now ive bought this perticular brand and both times the seal comes off with the cap now the vodka in question is ever so clear but it dosnt smell quite like vodka should taste. do i call trading standards as two bottles in a row is a little suspect or does my parrnoid brain that questions every thing in life, which by the way usually turns out to be correct in what my gut instinct tells me. or do i carry on drinking and forget about falling down? or trading standards?
answers on a post card and send to watchdog please
twice now ive bought this perticular brand and both times the seal comes off with the cap
now the vodka in question is ever so clear but it dosnt smell quite like vodka should taste. do i call trading standards as two bottles in a row is a little suspect or does my parrnoid brain that questions every thing in life, which by the way usually turns out to be correct in what my gut instinct tells me. or do i carry on drinking and forget about falling down? or trading standards? answers on a post card and send to watchdog please
Quote by smokerjim
I forgot I heard on the radoi a few months ago of a local company that won an award for the best name - it's a skip company, and they are called " Speedy Gone Garbage" !
theres a company that deals with skips in leics ...........there called t watts
get it ? eh? t watts ...hey nudge wink, twatts
Quote by CiscoCat6k
**Wakes up and stumbles into the cafe**
Brekkies pls??? WOT YOU MEAN ALREADY DONE FOR....
FFS.... ok ok... Just a coffee.. LARGE pls................
**grabs coffee, toast and sliced tomato**
**sits in corner and growls at passing plebs**
Ok once the coffee has taken its affect you may approach.
got a bad head? good ! serves you right for keeping me up ya shite lol
Quote by freckledbird
axl rose nooooooooooooooo :shock: ok he does make my hair stand up but for all the wrong reasons
x rache x
yeah... it was the tight cycling shorts he used to wear. I think he was the only man who could be forgiven for wearing them.
Off to watch a GNR video
perve :lol:
x rache x
can i inject at this point the troubleless, care free, and un-problematic propperties of snakes ?
there fassanating to look at, feel amazing, and live far longer than those furry upstarts you can bugger off on holiday for two weeks and there still sat there and not giving a fuck when you get back. they poo once every blue moon and you only have to feed them once every 10-14 days. snakes do not use you when they feel like THEY want a stroke and snakes do NOT bring you half dead presants to deal with.
snakes there the way forward to err.....some :lol:
x rache x
there fassanating to look at, feel amazing, and live far longer than those furry upstarts
you can bugger off on holiday for two weeks and there still sat there and not giving a fuck when you get back. they poo once every blue moon and you only have to feed them once every 10-14 days. snakes do not use you when they feel like THEY want a stroke and snakes do NOT bring you half dead presants to deal with.snakes there the way forward to err.....some :lol:
x rache x
Quote by postie
Eva Cassidy... strangely I don't own a single recording of hers. Better get that sorted out pronto.
Ted Hawkins, not an overly well known American Blues singer, who used to live and busk in the area I now live in before he was deported back to America, sadly this was before I moved here.
Marlene Dietrich singing in German. Fantastic.
( even weirder, all 3 of them are now dead....)
im with you on eva casidy postie beautiful voice. somewhere over the rainbow is one of my favorite songs and eva did it well. also done expertly by ray charles ( always makes me cry) and by tori amos .
x rache x
Quote by tonysb09
The path of the righteous pant is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil pants. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of dark pants, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost pants. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my pants. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my pants upon thee.
:thumbup: pant fiction ...love it!
x rache x
not too sure if this has been done already.
who are your favorite singers? you know the ones that really make the hairs stand up on end and touch your soul. or make you jump about like a lunatic
for me it has to be...
billy corgan, smashing pumpkins. ooh his voice
chris cornell, soundgarden. ooh his voice .
louise rhodes, lamb. ooh her voice.
roisin murphy, moloko. ooh her voice.
james maynard keenan, tool. ooh his voice
x rache x
who are your favorite singers? you know the ones that really make the hairs stand up on end and touch your soul. or make you jump about like a lunatic
for me it has to be...
billy corgan, smashing pumpkins. ooh his voice
chris cornell, soundgarden. ooh his voice .
louise rhodes, lamb. ooh her voice.
roisin murphy, moloko. ooh her voice.
james maynard keenan, tool. ooh his voice
x rache x
i dont want to put a dampner on the whole we won we got the games, but its the folks in london that are going to have to pay for this in their taxes. now australia is the only country ever to make a profit from the games and us brits have a habbit of building things and saying it will cost x amount of pounds when in reality it costs more like xxxxx amount. hope it will be worth it.
x rache x
x rache x
Quote by bigDewi69
Here's my submission. Waddai win?
congratulations!! you have won either a one way ticket to quantanamo bay for a life times food and lodgings, or a crap stay in belmarsh indeffiantly where you get to stink of piss and eat cockroaches for ever for making the wannabe dick-tators look like complete tits.
the decision is youuuuurrrs :lol:
x rache x
Quote by Nicola&Alan
hmmm, i will have to ask, you dont get anywhere in this world without asking...
is that the case for all of the guys here... would you try anal if it was with a woman and not a guy? (that doesnt go for the bi guys here)
wanders off in a huff for being kicked out the convo :P although u told me not to answer ill add even as bi , i prefered crystal breaking me in rather than a bloke .. i think its coz subconsiouslly all us blokes still believe that you lassies are gentle deep down inside no matter how much we get evidence to prove otherwise :P
matt
awwww, dont go in a huff....
i didnt ask the bi guys cause, hey their bi, they like it!!! i was wanting answers from the straight guys to see why they can deal with a woman and not a guy... but thanks for your answer all the same xxx
the reason the straights wouldnt like a guy doing it is because they would feel all dirty, gay and wrong lol and a female giving it them makes it aceptable. its funny the amount of straight men that have said to me i couldnt suck a mans cock, but what do i find? yep there sucking away like little bitches on mine like the devil possesed :twisted:
x rache x
i have a pond just up the road from me and they all seem to take my garden as a short cut.
ive get hundreds of them, they even come into the kitchen. when i had my ducks they all disapeared and i would hear a strange squeek sometimes comming from the garden ( sounded like a dogs squeeky toy) and a knew what the noise was. the ducks would be running round with a frog in thier gobs, not a nice sound. but the ducks have gone and the frogs are back.
i like frogs
x rache x
ive get hundreds of them, they even come into the kitchen. when i had my ducks they all disapeared and i would hear a strange squeek sometimes comming from the garden ( sounded like a dogs squeeky toy) and a knew what the noise was. the ducks would be running round with a frog in thier gobs, not a nice sound. but the ducks have gone and the frogs are back.
i like frogs
x rache x
