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:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: I wouldn't know where to begin (honest)! :twisted::whistling:
Neither would I :shock:
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cya kit-off mmmwwwwaaahhhhh!!!
was lovely to see on several occasions, not sure if we,ll see each other before you go but dont look back get out of this stink hole of a country and enjoy it xxxx
DONT COME BACK YA HEAR!! ........in a nice way
x rache x
Thank you honey,
I do hope I will see you before we go. We wont be going untill late August/early September. Besides my little one likes you and I might need a baby sitter
arh i reckon i could be down before then. can i keep jasmine please please, i'll look after her promise. i know what to do, how to feed them and stuff. she,ll get a healthy balanced diet of ribina, wotsits, and kinda eggs and kebab. and to put her in the cubard for safe keeping if im going out :lol: x
talking of reptile shops. ive just been down to fetch mia my boa her dinner and the bloody shop has ceased trading :shock: what the fuck am i going to now. i dont know of anywhere else in leicester that i can get frozen rats from so im in a total panick as mia is hungry.
if i cant buy her food she,ll either die or i will be forced to sell her, which i really dont want to do as shes my baby i raised her from a week old. i cant buy bulk food online as i dont have the space to store it in the freezer. if anyone wants to buy her then please get intouch i cant have her die and id rather see her being looked after in a good home with a regular suply of dinner than wasting away in mine :cry:
thanks.
rache x
if i cant buy her food she,ll either die or i will be forced to sell her, which i really dont want to do as shes my baby i raised her from a week old. i cant buy bulk food online as i dont have the space to store it in the freezer. if anyone wants to buy her then please get intouch i cant have her die and id rather see her being looked after in a good home with a regular suply of dinner than wasting away in mine :cry:
thanks.
rache x
Quote by GenHertsCpl
Well ! ........ If I could find one over here like some the American ones I would most definately have a play, but all I have seen over here (no insult intended) is that they still look like truckies in womens clothes, (I`m gonna get shouted at for that,I know I am. but its just an observation, what I have personally seen up to now. Sorry!!!)
Other than that I have to agree some TS`s can be very horny and a real turn on. :rascal:
truckers ffs
some ts over here would blow your socks off, but i doubt they would touch you with a barge pole.most blokes i see look fooking gopping but i dont tar them with the typical slob comment.
im sick of hearing that nearly all ts look like truckers i know quiet alot that would put women to shame in fact i know lots of genetic females that look like truckers.
what does a trucker look like anyway ? ive seen some really fit truckers and ive also seen some bloody ugly truckers.
your comment was abit daft really to be honest.
do i look like a trucker? do i balls.
Ooooooh I've missed that face
Any chance of a cock pic then? :roll:
Mwah
Cathy x
Only a Pic! :roll:
If you ask REALLY nicely, she may even go on cam
:silly:ps. hows the tan coming on Cathy?
cathy dosnt need to see it on cam or you for that matter, being as you have both seen it pmsl :wink: im going to start charging you a min like everyone else
Quote by mican
Well ! ........ If I could find one over here like some the American ones I would most definately have a play, but all I have seen over here (no insult intended) is that they still look like truckies in womens clothes, (I`m gonna get shouted at for that,
Other than that I have to agree some TS`s can be very horny and a real turn on. :rascal:
truckers ffs
some ts over here would blow your socks off, but i doubt they would touch you with a barge pole.most blokes i see look fooking gopping but i dont tar them with the typical slob comment.
im sick of hearing that nearly all ts look like truckers i know quiet alot that would put women to shame in fact i know lots of genetic females that look like truckers.
what does a trucker look like anyway ? ive seen some really fit truckers and ive also seen some bloody ugly truckers.
your comment was abit daft really to be honest.
do i look like a trucker? do i balls.
My main concern is for all of you to learn, how to live.
Yes due to the lyrics I give, and send my friends, this age is coming to an end.
Not the world but the age is ending,
Look at the astrological message I’m sending.
I’m sending I’m sending.
Truth is truth whether or not you like me,
5 years ago we was in the age of Pisces, but Pisces was over at the year 2000,
When the son of god changes his house and,
Entered the Age of Aquarius, the son of god as man is hilarious.
When you think of Jesus think of the sun,
The flaming Sun that’s where they stole this concept from.
Stop believing and read your bible logically.
The New Testament is really all astrology.
Jesus is the son of God, no lie,
But they might be talking of the sun up in the sky.
The Sun that hangs on the cross of the zodiac,
The zodiac with 12 signs to be exact.
Each sign is a house and you should keep in mind,
Each house equals a period of time.
The time, 2005 and that’s a fact,
it’s called an age or a house in the zodiac.
The 12 disciples are 12 months of reason,
The 4 gospels signify the 4 seasons.
When Jesus fed a multitude with 2 fishes,
It signifies the age of Pisces, not fish on dishes.
If you read the bible astrologically its clearer,
The next age will be the Age of the water bearer.
It’s called the Age of Aquarius, where logic and truth will take care of us.
So in this Age of spiritual dignity,
You will see a rise in femininity, creativity and swap masculinity,
You got to get with me,
This is your true Earth story
Yes due to the lyrics I give, and send my friends, this age is coming to an end.
Not the world but the age is ending,
Look at the astrological message I’m sending.
I’m sending I’m sending.
Truth is truth whether or not you like me,
5 years ago we was in the age of Pisces, but Pisces was over at the year 2000,
When the son of god changes his house and,
Entered the Age of Aquarius, the son of god as man is hilarious.
When you think of Jesus think of the sun,
The flaming Sun that’s where they stole this concept from.
Stop believing and read your bible logically.
The New Testament is really all astrology.
Jesus is the son of God, no lie,
But they might be talking of the sun up in the sky.
The Sun that hangs on the cross of the zodiac,
The zodiac with 12 signs to be exact.
Each sign is a house and you should keep in mind,
Each house equals a period of time.
The time, 2005 and that’s a fact,
it’s called an age or a house in the zodiac.
The 12 disciples are 12 months of reason,
The 4 gospels signify the 4 seasons.
When Jesus fed a multitude with 2 fishes,
It signifies the age of Pisces, not fish on dishes.
If you read the bible astrologically its clearer,
The next age will be the Age of the water bearer.
It’s called the Age of Aquarius, where logic and truth will take care of us.
So in this Age of spiritual dignity,
You will see a rise in femininity, creativity and swap masculinity,
You got to get with me,
This is your true Earth story
Quote by bhd1976
I was determined to get my SH name tattooed on my todger.
I got really put off having anything tattooed down there after seeing an interview with Oliver Reed where he described waking up after a particuarly heavy night, in agony, with a blood soaked teatowel wrapped around his crotch and a pair of eagle's claws indelibly etched into either side of his knob.
Personally I've been dithering over my first tattoo for the past ten years, though I'm sure I'll find a design I like eventually.
you should see the pic genhertsmrs sent me the other day of a tattooed cock lol.
stick it on j lol
i agree with blondie and with sarge and ice on a few things. but a shit bin is not a good thing, im sure everyone has posted something shit at least once, for me about 994 times.
what will happen is people leaving the site in droves me aswell. yes at the moment ive found things utterly boring at times, how big is your knob, who cares? i couldnt give a dam how big someones knob is. do women find bi guys sexy, does it matter? do we like science from bb? who gives a fook, he,ll be back off twocking cars and in prison when the shows finnished hopefully.
ive posted so much nonsense at times but ive ive also posted a few sensible things and injected a few things from my life that you wouldnt have never known about, ie things i have to do to be myself and the crap i have to deal with sometimes.
i dont look or never will look for hugs and sympathy, but over the past few weeks ive been really crap and a few on here have saved me from going totally mad and made me think about myself for once, hence the whole new me and name change etc. without the crap posts and sometimes adding to them i doubt i would have made those friends.
ive only been here since feb and i was new and im sure i asked infact i did ask some stupid questions because i was new, and so because of that i let the other newbies make the same mistakes, its a learning curve.
i like to look at the jokes or the links on here sometimes, they make me laugh.
things come in waves your bound to have crap sometimes, just like good days and bad days. im sure the posts will get better again soon.
i enjoy the cafe as its the only place ive really ever had such a giggle on the net, sometimes nearly falling off my chair in hysterics. yes its a swing site and its about sex mainly but theres the lets meet up, the ads, the chatroom, if all i did was talk about sex constantly to be honest id be bored shitless and i wouldnt be here.
threads are already locked for many reasons but because someone with the keys dosnt like a thread because it dosnt entertain them and to decide whether they will lock or goes to a shit bin is not good
what will happen is people leaving the site in droves me aswell. yes at the moment ive found things utterly boring at times, how big is your knob, who cares? i couldnt give a dam how big someones knob is. do women find bi guys sexy, does it matter? do we like science from bb? who gives a fook, he,ll be back off twocking cars and in prison when the shows finnished hopefully.
ive posted so much nonsense at times but ive ive also posted a few sensible things and injected a few things from my life that you wouldnt have never known about, ie things i have to do to be myself and the crap i have to deal with sometimes.
i dont look or never will look for hugs and sympathy, but over the past few weeks ive been really crap and a few on here have saved me from going totally mad and made me think about myself for once, hence the whole new me and name change etc. without the crap posts and sometimes adding to them i doubt i would have made those friends.
ive only been here since feb and i was new and im sure i asked infact i did ask some stupid questions because i was new, and so because of that i let the other newbies make the same mistakes, its a learning curve.
i like to look at the jokes or the links on here sometimes, they make me laugh.
things come in waves your bound to have crap sometimes, just like good days and bad days. im sure the posts will get better again soon.
i enjoy the cafe as its the only place ive really ever had such a giggle on the net, sometimes nearly falling off my chair in hysterics. yes its a swing site and its about sex mainly but theres the lets meet up, the ads, the chatroom, if all i did was talk about sex constantly to be honest id be bored shitless and i wouldnt be here.
threads are already locked for many reasons but because someone with the keys dosnt like a thread because it dosnt entertain them and to decide whether they will lock or goes to a shit bin is not good
Quote by shead
ok when an old friend was at uni in manchester. he met a girl in the student bar and they both got a bit lashed and went off back to hers for sex. so they were going at it when she then pulled out an old ruff looking rope with knotts on it from under her pillow and wanted to stick it up his bum, ok he thought i,ll go with it.
so she started to wank him off and said to him when you about to cum tell me, which he did and she yanked the rope out so hard and fast all his body funtions went and he shat all over the bed pmsl. dying of embarassment he didnt know where to put his face. oh dont be embarassed she said while smearing the poo onto her tits :shock: .
he didnt know if to be shocked at himself or her, but he told his brother in confidance of his ordeal and like every good trusting brother proceeded to tell the whole pub that night.
when he came back to leic on his break and came in for a drink. everyone that was there gave him hell
the girl in question wasnt You was it
used the "an old friend" one myself before
no i dont live in mancs and i only use hot pokers :twisted:
ok when an old friend was at uni in manchester. he met a girl in the student bar and they both got a bit lashed and went off back to hers for sex. so they were going at it when she then pulled out an old ruff looking rope with knotts on it from under her pillow and wanted to stick it up his bum, ok he thought i,ll go with it.
so she started to wank him off and said to him when you about to cum tell me, which he did and she yanked the rope out so hard and fast all his body funtions went and he shat all over the bed pmsl. dying of embarassment he didnt know where to put his face. oh dont be embarassed she said while smearing the poo onto her tits :shock: .
he didnt know if to be shocked at himself or her, but he told his brother in confidance of his ordeal and like every good trusting brother proceeded to tell the whole pub that night.
when he came back to leic on his break and came in for a drink. everyone that was there gave him hell
so she started to wank him off and said to him when you about to cum tell me, which he did and she yanked the rope out so hard and fast all his body funtions went and he shat all over the bed pmsl. dying of embarassment he didnt know where to put his face. oh dont be embarassed she said while smearing the poo onto her tits :shock: .
he didnt know if to be shocked at himself or her, but he told his brother in confidance of his ordeal and like every good trusting brother proceeded to tell the whole pub that night.
when he came back to leic on his break and came in for a drink. everyone that was there gave him hell
over the years my instinct has been spot on 99.9% but ive been foolish many a time and ignored it in alot of different ares of my life but its been there niggling away at me untill something crap happens and im always the one to suffer for it.
not anymore from now on my first gut reaction is the one i will always follow.
not anymore from now on my first gut reaction is the one i will always follow.
the first couple i met had a chillie rose i think. i love all reptiles and spiders but ive never held a spider but they do fasinate me. so in the couples house i was all geared up to hold spider when they got it out of the tank and brought it over, it suddenly moved very quickly up her arm. well ive never been grabed by fear so much in my life, i really thought my heart was going to stop :shock:
you can give me the biggest snake in the world to hold but a spider noooo thank you very much
you can give me the biggest snake in the world to hold but a spider noooo thank you very much
