Quote by Kaznkev
well if you ask so nicely a girl can but oblige ,perhaps adding some
I've got some sums and an abacuss, I don't know what to dooooooo can you help?
Same answer
A lick of paint should do the trick
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Missy
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 59
Straight Male, 60
0 miles · Southampton
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Quote by Freckledbird
Quick one cos couldn't get on here
Can't send it anonymously now
Close to my heart
A special friend
Except when camping
He drives you round the bend
Laughed like a drain
At the cold wash trauma
He'll always have my arms
To make him warmer
Love to you for yesterday
In my mind you're never far away
And ditto to that from me :kiss:
Talking of laughing like a drain when camping!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Quick one cos couldn't get on here
Can't send it anonymously now So the recipient is anonymous :cool:
Close to my heart
A special friend
Except when camping
He drives you round the bend
Laughed like a drain
At the cold wash trauma
He'll always have my arms
To make him warmer
Love to you for yesterday
In my mind you're never far away
Can't send it anonymously now
So the recipient is anonymous :cool:Close to my heart
A special friend
Except when camping
He drives you round the bend
Laughed like a drain
At the cold wash trauma
He'll always have my arms
To make him warmer
Love to you for yesterday
In my mind you're never far away
Quote by westerross
Sounds bloody fantastic to me. :twisted:
Me - easily led??
Shall I bring the balsamic vinegar for the salad with the meal after?
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Oh Chooon your optimism is wonderful
Like you're gonna be able to chew food through the grin you'll have :lol2:
Need to get it sorted, trying to find a venue that can take loads of oily people at the mo, next thing is to chat Lost up to talk us all through it, then the dates gotta be set..... or preferably all 3 things organised at the same time - I don't know where to start
can't find a venue that can contain this event at the mo :( Quote by Lost
Pippa you have nice eyes. Any chance Princess Pippa would be interested in a Very Very unendowed black action man in uniform? fullbody/face pic enclosed
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:Oh Lost, bluddy hilarious :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Dear Mr Unendowed,
Thank you for your message and picture (nice pic by the way
). Thank you for taking the time to read my profile before messaging me.Although I have said I'm after a man in uniform, unfortunatly Prison Orange wasn't the kind of outfit I had in mind. I know I'm fussy, but it kind of makes it difficult for that spontaneous spur of the moment meet, when you've got to 'escape' every time
Hope you find what you're looking for
Pippa
Quote by Lost
Magic eye posters be bolloxed. It mass insinuation at its greatest you want to see it because others say its there so then you convince yourself you can see it this it becomes real.
As for Rubik's cube - bloke should of been shot silly twat of a thing it is.
Not much of a puzzle man are ya Lost?
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:Any girls remember the Pippa Dolls?? Oh how I loved them, could never afford Princess Pippa tho
Moved her arm up and down and her head moved from side to side - pure genius! 
Not to mention that gorgeous green dress with sparkles in!! :worship:Quote by P1ayMate
"although i like the body shot i dont like the urinals in the background."
proves my point. some chicks would go crazeeeeee for toilet sex.
Toilet sex? isn't that dangerous? I mean you could easily slip and get your foot stuck round the bend, or you could end up with the toilet duck stuck somewhere you don't want it stuck.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:Think he got confused with the word "Ballcock" :lol2:
I love them magic eye posters!!!
Stare at em for ages, nothing nothing still nothing this ones a fake just done it for a laugh to make people like me stare at em for ages hope noones looking at me hmmm others are joining in with nothing grunts too what a rip of........
Then BAM!! WOWEEEEEEEEE FLIPPIN ECK COR BLIMEY THATS BRILL!! :crazy:
Naff fads
Oh how comical we all were in our novelty headbands
Stare at em for ages, nothing nothing still nothing this ones a fake just done it for a laugh to make people like me stare at em for ages hope noones looking at me hmmm others are joining in with nothing grunts too what a rip of........
Then BAM!! WOWEEEEEEEEE FLIPPIN ECK COR BLIMEY THATS BRILL!! :crazy:
Naff fads
Oh how comical we all were in our novelty headbands
Quote by BIoke
Oi... it's true and it really, really hurt me. I have Birthday cake phobias now and everything
OMG
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:You nut!! I just sprayed a load of toffee crisp clusters! :rotflmao: In a right mess now!
Not really a worst technique - but was driving back from Manchester. The seam of my jeans was giving me the tickles as we were rumbling along the motorway :cool: all was quiet in the car, so could let my mind disappear to the land of fantasy and thoroughly enjoy the sensation :cool:
Was approaching that moment of no return, couldn't of been at a worse moment - right on the approach to the M6 toll booths
David yelling at me to get in a lane the right lane any lane just pick a bluddy lane you dozy mare, kids woke up whinging about how much further and I'm clutching the steering wheel, pointing the car in no particular direction, eyes glazed trying to choose a lane and talk in a non orgasm voice
Waste of a bluddy good orgasm that was
