Fan-bluddy-tastic! :happy:
Cubes you bluddy nut! :lol2: don't tell me the tarp is under the car at the mo as well, collecting oil!!!
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Missy
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 59
Straight Male, 60
0 miles · Southampton
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Quote by Kaznkev
omg i just watched the linkIs there room for a quiet newbie?
pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
............rapidly looks for bended knee begging emote....................
Oooooooh too right :bounce: (although me thinks you're telling fibs about the "quiet" part of that sentence :lol2: )
I'm just so bluddy relieved that I'm not the only one who finds it erotic - can't imagine it would be quite as much fun sat in the bath, oiled up, all on my own :lol2:
Quote by Sarah
:bounce:
Yep I was there when Choon was made an honorary member of the Pussy Posse.
Woooohooooo!!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
We have a location - I'll get giant plastic sheeting, venue done :bounce:
Need the perfect music
Need the perfect oils
Need the perfect insense
Need the perfect person to verbally create a relaxing atmosphere at the beginning (Mal, you've got a lovely calming smooth voice, and if I remember, weren't you chief party gamer at Blues dos?? :cool: ).
What about eye contact with others - personally I would rather have none - eyes closed from a certain point?? :twisted: .... maybe set up the perfect scenario what everyone wants, get a loose idea to work with at the time, for maximum comfort for all??
If we can get all this, and if anyone has experience of creating that perfect event/atmosphere, then please post and let us know what the ell to do
FB - you better be there as well!!! :bounce:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
What a fab theme for a Pussy Posse meet! :twisted:
Sounds perfect for a Pussy Posse meet
It's all women so far, me, Witchy (in her swimming hat
), Corrie, Voddy (with duck tape over her mouth :lol: ), Couplefunuk skating in (we'll shove you in the room so you don't skate straight past :lol: ), Sassy and Mrs-bmw.Not many guys as yet - I'll grab someone who's easily led and get them oiled up :happy:
Oh Chooon
quick word over here a min :twisted: Quote by Witchy
I'm of no use at all, just wanted to say I remember the programme.
Oh Missy...look what i found...:rascal:
OMG Witchy
assionkiss: :passionkiss:That's gone straight in my favourites :twisted:
I wanna do it, want to want to want to!!!! :twisted:
I love the way Dawn is so shocked with herself :lol2: She's so lovely
I sooooooooooo want to do this! :bounce:
Keep thinking about this subject lately :rascal:
Dawn Porter done a series ages ago, one of the programs I think was about polygraphs or something like that. Anyway, in Germany there was an event that looked so sensual and erotic, slightly different to how my fantasy goes now, but it was that program that started it. Tried looking on youtube for a link but can't find one.
It was a group of people sat in what looked like a massive plastic bath, someone walked round and drizzled warm oils over them - I'm getting stuck talking about this, probably best if I just say exactly what I'm looking for, and if anyone can tell me if there's somewhere that does this (apart from Germany )
So, everyones sat in this massive plastic bath type thing. Lighting very subdued, very warm room, everyone naked. Lots of insense burning, music playing, not overly loud, but an extreme low bassy tempo, someone not taking part is talking, low quiet words said purely to relax you, getting everyones senses up. At this point there is still no touching, bodies are, through words becoming heightened in sensitivity.
Eyes closed, a mixture of the smells, low bass tempo music, someones relaxing words building the anticipation. Next thing you feel is warm oils being drizzled over you by the same person talking. Then the movement starts, people start to work the oil in over themselves, then gradually hands start moving towards each other.
Eventually it becomes a writhing mass of bodies, becoming entwined, touching, sucking, all slow, unrushed. At no point is there actual intercourse during this event. It's all about massage, erotic touching and tasting. There's also no nattering or giggling in my fantasy, people are carried away with the experience.
Also it's an all start together event, not something where people can join in, cos they would miss that important beginning part, the heightening of the senses etc.
Anyway, phew! This looks like it should be more in the story section now :lol2: What I want to know is if there is anywhere that does anything like this? Any clubs or anything at all?? Has anyone ever taken part in some sort of oil party, if so what was it like? Is it possible to get a whole group of peoples senses heightened just by words, insense and music?
Is it just an impossible fantasy?? I really wanna know, cos I really wanna do it :twisted:
Dawn Porter done a series ages ago, one of the programs I think was about polygraphs or something like that. Anyway, in Germany there was an event that looked so sensual and erotic, slightly different to how my fantasy goes now, but it was that program that started it. Tried looking on youtube for a link but can't find one.
It was a group of people sat in what looked like a massive plastic bath, someone walked round and drizzled warm oils over them - I'm getting stuck talking about this, probably best if I just say exactly what I'm looking for, and if anyone can tell me if there's somewhere that does this (apart from Germany
)So, everyones sat in this massive plastic bath type thing. Lighting very subdued, very warm room, everyone naked. Lots of insense burning, music playing, not overly loud, but an extreme low bassy tempo, someone not taking part is talking, low quiet words said purely to relax you, getting everyones senses up. At this point there is still no touching, bodies are, through words becoming heightened in sensitivity.
Eyes closed, a mixture of the smells, low bass tempo music, someones relaxing words building the anticipation. Next thing you feel is warm oils being drizzled over you by the same person talking. Then the movement starts, people start to work the oil in over themselves, then gradually hands start moving towards each other.
Eventually it becomes a writhing mass of bodies, becoming entwined, touching, sucking, all slow, unrushed. At no point is there actual intercourse during this event. It's all about massage, erotic touching and tasting. There's also no nattering or giggling in my fantasy, people are carried away with the experience.
Also it's an all start together event, not something where people can join in, cos they would miss that important beginning part, the heightening of the senses etc.
Anyway, phew! This looks like it should be more in the story section now :lol2: What I want to know is if there is anywhere that does anything like this? Any clubs or anything at all?? Has anyone ever taken part in some sort of oil party, if so what was it like? Is it possible to get a whole group of peoples senses heightened just by words, insense and music?
Is it just an impossible fantasy?? I really wanna know, cos I really wanna do it :twisted:
ops: Most times I don't post in a sexual contest. I think it's because when I come on here I'm feeling social, fancy a giggle, wanna natter and get to know forumites. I just don't feel horny enough to partake in a sexual thread.
That said, I have been a part of sexual thread, but more for info. I remember Darkfire really helping me out in a Fantasy thread. Dunno where it is now lol, but I found it a cracking thread that helped sort my mindset on the subject.
Now and again tho, someone will post something that I find totally horny! Out of the blue it turns me from social forumite, into sign off quickly and take myself upstairs to, errrr, ....... um, expand on what was written, into a raving want it now, gimme sex gimme gimme gimme! :twisted:
This just blew my mind the other day
With a guy I'm keen on, as I leant forward tipping expresso straight from my pussy into his mouth, I start to lower myself down, straddling his mouth, at the same time drizzling sticky sweet syrupy liquid over his cock. Once my knees touch the ground my pussy directly over his mouth, put my mouth straight to him, no teasing, no licking round, straight over his cock and suck the gooey syrupy sweet stuff off, tongue making sure I'm getting every last drop. Staying there, sucking, feeling his tongue on and inside me, all round his mouth a mixture of coffee and my juices. Syrup and precum mixing in and around my mouth ..... eeek I need to go back upstairs!
That said, I have been a part of sexual thread, but more for info. I remember Darkfire really helping me out in a Fantasy thread. Dunno where it is now lol, but I found it a cracking thread that helped sort my mindset on the subject.
Now and again tho, someone will post something that I find totally horny! Out of the blue it turns me from social forumite, into sign off quickly and take myself upstairs to, errrr, ....... um, expand on what was written, into a raving want it now, gimme sex gimme gimme gimme! :twisted:
This just blew my mind the other day
Quote by Lost
I'll let you know my really pervy fantasy if you'd like if not dont read on...
I'd like to get chilled coffee in a jug and with a fem i'm keen on ask her to lie on back on a chair with her legs as far back to her chest as she possible can and then with a small funnel placed gently into her pussy i'd like to tip chilled coffee into her and once full then i'd like to lie beveath her as th she puts her legs down and leans forward so tipping the cooled coffee straight from her pussy into my mouth. Now thats fantasy!!
With a guy I'm keen on, as I leant forward tipping expresso straight from my pussy into his mouth, I start to lower myself down, straddling his mouth, at the same time drizzling sticky sweet syrupy liquid over his cock. Once my knees touch the ground my pussy directly over his mouth, put my mouth straight to him, no teasing, no licking round, straight over his cock and suck the gooey syrupy sweet stuff off, tongue making sure I'm getting every last drop. Staying there, sucking, feeling his tongue on and inside me, all round his mouth a mixture of coffee and my juices. Syrup and precum mixing in and around my mouth ..... eeek I need to go back upstairs!
Pololady done this before on here, but I can't find the thread.
Give the question to the answer above you - then give an answer for the next post to give the question.
For example, the poster above me wrote:
Only if it's Wednesday
My post would be:
At work, do you ever partake in dress down Friday?
So what's the question (and don't forget to give your own answer for the next post to question.)
First answer:
Because the RAC told me to!
Give the question to the answer above you - then give an answer for the next post to give the question.
For example, the poster above me wrote:
Only if it's Wednesday
My post would be:
At work, do you ever partake in dress down Friday?
So what's the question (and don't forget to give your own answer for the next post to question.)
First answer:
Because the RAC told me to!
Quote by anais
Just got into Tom Sharpe books - was literally in tears with laughter! Had to keep re-reading paragraphs, and off I would go again, uncontrolable laughter
Am so with you on this one!! :thumbup: Real belly laughing stuff. Don't ever read them whilst travelling on trains, planes or the bus! You get funny looks
:lol2: :lol2: I'm having trouble finding any more of his here :sad:
Oh Anais - I was at the orthodentist with the kids and was crying
Eldest told me to quit reading cos it was embarrassing, but too late, I was reading over and over the same paragraph, in bits I was :lol2: Henry and Eva Wilt are my heros! :rotflmao: As a kid I thought the Malory Towers series by Enid Blyton was the bees knees! So wanted to go to boarding school
Later on:
Tomorrow never comes (or something like that) - Sydney Sheldon
Riders - Jilly Cooper
Even later:
Bridget Jones Diary, thought it was hilarious
Just lately
Time Travellers Wife
Just got into Tom Sharpe books - was literally in tears with laughter! Had to keep re-reading paragraphs, and off I would go again, uncontrolable laughter :lol: Funniest books I've ever read.
Later on:
Tomorrow never comes (or something like that) - Sydney Sheldon
Riders - Jilly Cooper
Even later:
Bridget Jones Diary, thought it was hilarious
Just lately
Time Travellers Wife
Just got into Tom Sharpe books - was literally in tears with laughter! Had to keep re-reading paragraphs, and off I would go again, uncontrolable laughter :lol: Funniest books I've ever read.
Quote by poshkate
For every day Clarins lip perfecter rocks!
As for Anias suggestion.....one of the ones you can go for is:
Just don't give anyone a BJ with it on! :lol2:
Don't listen to her Nola!!!! :scared:
She nearly blew my mouth up! :shock: Didn't warn me or anything!!!!
Still laff about that - and, no I didn't rush out and buy some :lol2:
Sending you another batch of hugs Suze.
Seeing you sharing your thoughts on here is so touching, you're such an open honest person
Reading your confusion, and at points raw pain, is so sad, to be expected, but sad that you have to go through all this.
I do feel for you Suze and just wanted you to know that again, you're in a lot of peoples thoughts a lot of the time, you're not alone :kiss:
Seeing you sharing your thoughts on here is so touching, you're such an open honest person
Reading your confusion, and at points raw pain, is so sad, to be expected, but sad that you have to go through all this.I do feel for you Suze and just wanted you to know that again, you're in a lot of peoples thoughts a lot of the time, you're not alone :kiss:
Oh Suze, this is shocking. The loss, as someone put up there, one of the good guys - and to think he thought people didn't 'get' him, lovely chap, always had a smile and a hug going spare, always felt settled at a munch once I saw you two.
Tune put it well up there - you're now going through the most awful times of your life, don't hold anything back, don't pent anything up - don't wonder about what you 'should' be doing or how you 'should' be reacting and when. Everyone is unique, do, say and react how and when you feel will give you release - as a firm believer in the fact that he's still very much around you, take comfort in it, tell him off, tell him how you love him, feel his love for you surround you, enclose you, he's still very much beside you
We'll join others in this thread, and toast to him this evening.
Thoughts and condolences are with you Suze - all the people around you, use them :kiss:
Tune put it well up there - you're now going through the most awful times of your life, don't hold anything back, don't pent anything up - don't wonder about what you 'should' be doing or how you 'should' be reacting and when. Everyone is unique, do, say and react how and when you feel will give you release - as a firm believer in the fact that he's still very much around you, take comfort in it, tell him off, tell him how you love him, feel his love for you surround you, enclose you, he's still very much beside you
We'll join others in this thread, and toast to him this evening.
Thoughts and condolences are with you Suze - all the people around you, use them :kiss:
