When you comin down or we comin up? :bounce: :cheers: :bounce:
Massive congrats from us both FB, be happy, be secure, have it all, cos you deserve no less
Woweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! :bounce:
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Missy
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 59
Straight Male, 60
0 miles · Southampton
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Quote by Thebonediggers
yep....adding my sentiments to the rest....big ups to all the hard working mods/ops/admin and back room staff.
have applied to be a mod a few times....but TBH think Id make a crappy one....the ones we have do a sterling job, so i will just sit back and watch the experts do it, and do it well!best of the festive season and 2010 to you all :drinkies:
xxx
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:Bless you beautiful B/diggers
Coming from the uber crap gal, love to hear other crap people are around :rotflmao:I love your posts, I wanna meet you as people, you're hilarious, you're sensible (occasiiionally), you're Brill!!
:kiss:
Quote by Shireen
Having been in the unenviable position of being an OP for several years I know just how much of a thankless task it can be but the Mods and OP's know there are lots of people out there who appreciate the work they do. It's always nice to hear that you are appreciated though so I will add myand
Sitting on the ol retirement sofa with the gorgeous Shireen, I'll hand a massive toast to all mods and ops :cheers:
Keep it up guys, a massive job to great characters :cheers:
Missy
1st December...
Kids: :bounce:
Us: :sleeping:
Kids: Can we go to the crazy lady who give us vegetables!! :bounce:
Us: Yeh in a minute :sleeping:
We go to a local tree seller, that just so happens to sell their seasonal veg too (not gives them to us!!!)
Old short lady makes 6ft 2 skinhead man of the house stand aside while the wrestles chosen tree to the ground and wraps it in a bit of bailing twine.
6ft2 skinhead starting to feel inadequate!!
Crazy ladys cat jumps with muddy prints all over eldests best trousers (don't ask why she's wearing best white trousers to crazy ladys place, when all we're gonna do is go home and decorate, cos I have no idea!).
6ft 2 skinhead boyfriend tries to load bailing twined tree in car......... crazy lady makes him stand aside while she does it, nearly knocks kids out, who by now are sat in back trying to get away from muddy paws crazy lady cat!!
Drive home in car, everyones face squished on windows cos tree sticking out from bailing twine and taking up all of car!
Get tree out, then, xmas music on while we decorate tree/house..... Ahhh would make Val Doonican shed a tear :inlove: if he could hear his own songs over the arguing about where what decoration goes where, too much blue tack, don't use drawing pins etc!!
It's bluddy exhausting!!!
I LOVE IT!!! ROLL ON NEXT SUNDAY!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Kids: :bounce:
Us: :sleeping:
Kids: Can we go to the crazy lady who give us vegetables!! :bounce:
Us: Yeh in a minute :sleeping:
We go to a local tree seller, that just so happens to sell their seasonal veg too (not gives them to us!!!)
Old short lady makes 6ft 2 skinhead man of the house stand aside while the wrestles chosen tree to the ground and wraps it in a bit of bailing twine.
6ft2 skinhead starting to feel inadequate!!
Crazy ladys cat jumps with muddy prints all over eldests best trousers (don't ask why she's wearing best white trousers to crazy ladys place, when all we're gonna do is go home and decorate, cos I have no idea!).
6ft 2 skinhead boyfriend tries to load bailing twined tree in car......... crazy lady makes him stand aside while she does it, nearly knocks kids out, who by now are sat in back trying to get away from muddy paws crazy lady cat!!
Drive home in car, everyones face squished on windows cos tree sticking out from bailing twine and taking up all of car!
Get tree out, then, xmas music on while we decorate tree/house..... Ahhh would make Val Doonican shed a tear :inlove: if he could hear his own songs over the arguing about where what decoration goes where, too much blue tack, don't use drawing pins etc!!
It's bluddy exhausting!!!
I LOVE IT!!! ROLL ON NEXT SUNDAY!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Oh woweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Wonderful news, hope you had an absolutely brill day, the pair of you, oh so brilliant, how about that, just fab, brill!! :happy:
Ooops so busy bouncy grinning forgot to say congrats!
Big congratulations to you both
Here's to your married life :cheers:
Wonderful news, hope you had an absolutely brill day, the pair of you, oh so brilliant, how about that, just fab, brill!! :happy:
Ooops so busy bouncy grinning forgot to say congrats!
Big congratulations to you both
Here's to your married life :cheers:
Useless: Mobile phones in a large handbag!! I can never find mine, by the time I do, the person has rung off, leaving the contents of my bag all over the place and my mobile wedged in a corner somewhere (covered in fluff, hair and boiled sweets 
)..... Another thing, how come unwrapped old boiled sweets end up in my handbag in the first place - I don't even buy em! 
Kind of the handbag version of carrots in sick type thing :undecided:
Useful: Due to never being able to find my mobile, the most useful, best invention ever in the world :bounce: Phone rings, and now I can just put hand in bag and answer it!!! :bounce:
Pure genius, so handy!! :bounce:
)..... Another thing, how come unwrapped old boiled sweets end up in my handbag in the first place - I don't even buy em! Kind of the handbag version of carrots in sick type thing :undecided:Useful: Due to never being able to find my mobile, the most useful, best invention ever in the world :bounce: Phone rings, and now I can just put hand in bag and answer it!!! :bounce:
Pure genius, so handy!! :bounce:
Quote by Ben_welshminx
I though there was a wide range of extra large condoms available from various manufacturers. I always carry a packet for show and then shag in the dark using a slip on dildo.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:Are condoms really that uncomfortable?? Just wondering, cos I can fit one over my head, and still have room to blow it up, so they are quite stretchy
Quote by Witchy
Beef stew where the meat was so stringy you could have made a welcome mat from it. I have a strong jaw from all that chewing.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:Sunday breakfast treats were either fried bread with sugar on
Urgh and sugar sandwiches cos it was the end of the week and nowt else to put in em (with the exception of left over liver tubes I spose)
:? :? My cousin, bless her, when she lived with us, she got totally hooked on The Sims.
Trouble was, she then started playing me and the kids :shock: She would have us on a real tight bluddy schedule :shock:
She would have us all fed, watered, off to school/work, home, housework, homework, play, dinner, play, showered, jim-jammed and back in bed like a bluddy military operation :shock:
Never been so organised in my life than when we were RL Sims :lol2:
Trouble was, she then started playing me and the kids :shock: She would have us on a real tight bluddy schedule :shock:
She would have us all fed, watered, off to school/work, home, housework, homework, play, dinner, play, showered, jim-jammed and back in bed like a bluddy military operation :shock:
Never been so organised in my life than when we were RL Sims :lol2:
Quote by TavsnScamp
Watching a lad cycling in the pouring down, hood up....straight into a parked car. He went straight over the top still holding on to the up , brushed himself down, looked around to see if anyone had seen his mishap then cycled off unhurt..but looking rather sheepish...Classic!!!
When was the last time you thought 'I hope it rains today??'
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:Couple of Sundays ago I hoped it would rain, cos didn't want to do a car boot sale :uhoh:
When was the last time you ate something and thought, uhoh hope I don't get food poisoning
Carry on eating it all worried, then spend the next 2 hours counting the time down - followed by big sigh of relief you got away with it?? :?
Last night - DIY SOS, they were so happy and the room looked so nice :rose:
When was the last time you laughed so hard your stomach ached - and when you finally stopped laughing, you wiped your eyes and nose - only to suddenly think of it again and start all over, agonising but just couldn't stop and when you try to tell someone else you can't speak cos laughing just won't let you get a word out?
When was the last time you laughed so hard your stomach ached - and when you finally stopped laughing, you wiped your eyes and nose - only to suddenly think of it again and start all over, agonising but just couldn't stop and when you try to tell someone else you can't speak cos laughing just won't let you get a word out?
Quote by __random_orbit__
I dont use booooze any more, so cannot play
however in years gone I was very pickie indeed.
It simply had to be over nine percent volume
and a must have at below £1
anything else just simply wasn't alcoholism.
lp
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:Your way with words just cracks me up - you just played brill :lol2:
Yayyyyyyyyy, the Bonny Bonediggers back!! :bounce:
Lovely to see you
Not a snob at all as far as booze is concerned :uhoh: Blue and white striped stuff will do me
Although I rarely drink spirits.
Wine I'm not snobby, but dont do the really rough stuff There again, there are many posh ones that are revolting to my tastebuds too :?
Cider - has to be strongbow..... can't abide the sweet ciders :?
Lovely to see you
Not a snob at all as far as booze is concerned :uhoh: Blue and white striped stuff will do me
Although I rarely drink spirits.Wine I'm not snobby, but dont do the really rough stuff
There again, there are many posh ones that are revolting to my tastebuds too :?Cider - has to be strongbow..... can't abide the sweet ciders :?
Quote by westerross
Working one's way through a vintage bottle of port :shock: (what am I doing?)
Reorganising photo albums. Can't bring meself to throw any away though.
Oh and answering some lovely PMs on here too.
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Helping Chooon but with wine - Friday evening spent reminscing, laughing and toasting :cheers:
All done with love
And with fun
Quote by benrums0n
they are the size of a dinky car.
in evidence i cite
i) their size related to the size of the knitting stitches on thir bodies.
ii) their size relative to the threads of blue string soup.
Ahhh but Ben hunny, aren't they made out of cargo nets? In which case, they would be huge :shock:
Blue string soup - the only blue string I know of is that nylon rope stuff, bout as thick as a small wrist.
Clangers are enormous I say ........... or are they normal size and us humans are just tiny specks? :crazy:
Thing is prags (nice to see you btw, seems like ages since I've seen that guinea pig with a pancake on its head!), we don't seem to have set measurements as to what defines women as tight or bucket It's only fair that guys have to be put through the measurement rule that women should too 
So where do we start? It's a lot more difficult to see at a glance than it is with guys that have their measurement to hand and can wave it at anyone who cares to look........ which I might add I rather like having guys measurements waved at me when I'm out Ok I disolve into gales of laughter, but don't be put off, size don't matter in this case, it's just plain funny :lol2: Women don't have that ability to flash their measurements.......... actually we do!!! :shock: Thinking about it, girls have boobs to flash :cool: although doesn't give much of an indication as to whether they struggle with a pencil or barely notice a cucumber :?
I remember when in labour, the midwife commented that I shouldn’t have a problem, as I’m built for childbirth :shock: Didn’t know whether it was a compliment or an insult :shock: Gas and air solved that dilemma and I didn’t give two hoots :cool:
Since then I’ve kind of realised that I’m not exactly gonna be 'filled' by the ‘chipolata’ guy……….. but there again, there’s a lot to be said for the smaller guy, and many an orgasm has come from the fact they know exactly what to do with it, and don’t rely on just ramming their 'love rocket' to and fro expecting orgasms galore from not only the recipient, but any voyeurs as well :?
I’m the size where I can take being fisted, providing the thumb can be disjointed (or preferably left out :? ) If I admit this, then am I gonna alienate loads of people cos they won’t give oral without wearing a sombrero in case my lou lou hoovers up their whole head :shock: :uhoh:
So prags, we need a national measurement guide that us gals can pigeonhole ourselves (preferably a guide that at least goes a couple of sizes bigger than me, cos reeeaaallly don’t want to be at the very end of the scale, the end that guys will automatically think ‘cor blimey anchor my feet to the door, there could be trouble ahead’ :? )
It's only fair that guys have to be put through the measurement rule that women should too So where do we start? It's a lot more difficult to see at a glance than it is with guys that have their measurement to hand and can wave it at anyone who cares to look........ which I might add I rather like having guys measurements waved at me when I'm out
Ok I disolve into gales of laughter, but don't be put off, size don't matter in this case, it's just plain funny :lol2: Women don't have that ability to flash their measurements.......... actually we do!!! :shock: Thinking about it, girls have boobs to flash :cool: although doesn't give much of an indication as to whether they struggle with a pencil or barely notice a cucumber :?I remember when in labour, the midwife commented that I shouldn’t have a problem, as I’m built for childbirth :shock: Didn’t know whether it was a compliment or an insult :shock: Gas and air solved that dilemma and I didn’t give two hoots :cool:
Since then I’ve kind of realised that I’m not exactly gonna be 'filled' by the ‘chipolata’ guy……….. but there again, there’s a lot to be said for the smaller guy, and many an orgasm has come from the fact they know exactly what to do with it, and don’t rely on just ramming their 'love rocket' to and fro expecting orgasms galore from not only the recipient, but any voyeurs as well :?
I’m the size where I can take being fisted, providing the thumb can be disjointed (or preferably left out :? ) If I admit this, then am I gonna alienate loads of people cos they won’t give oral without wearing a sombrero in case my lou lou hoovers up their whole head :shock: :uhoh:
So prags, we need a national measurement guide that us gals can pigeonhole ourselves (preferably a guide that at least goes a couple of sizes bigger than me, cos reeeaaallly don’t want to be at the very end of the scale, the end that guys will automatically think ‘cor blimey anchor my feet to the door, there could be trouble ahead’ :? )
If I looked like that Kent, then I might try a thong out :smitten:
Unfortunately my lardy ass don't look quite the same as that Looks more like my ass has chewed a pair of big knickers :undecided:
Big nick for me I'm afraid - Not giant ones, but just plain old fashioned M&S bikini style, with a full ass bit
Unfortunately my lardy ass don't look quite the same as that
Looks more like my ass has chewed a pair of big knickers :undecided:Big nick for me I'm afraid - Not giant ones, but just plain old fashioned M&S bikini style, with a full ass bit
Today I feel filthy and not in the phwaar sense :undecided:
Blue and White striped Washing powder is shite
Done my usual this morning, just threw on a t-shirt straight from the dryer, while brushing my hair, putting my shoes on, cleaninge my teeth and finding my car keys all at once
Didn't look down until I was at work - my t-shirt was bluddy awful :evil:
Blobs all the way down it there is :evil: Sure there wasn't all these blobs before it went in the wash, let alone after
Grrrrr
Felt a right lemon all day I did :x
Or more precisely a blobby lemon :evil:
Apart from that, today I feel hot, clammy and loving :rose:
Blue and White striped Washing powder is shite
Done my usual this morning, just threw on a t-shirt straight from the dryer, while brushing my hair, putting my shoes on, cleaninge my teeth and finding my car keys all at once
Didn't look down until I was at work - my t-shirt was bluddy awful :evil:
Blobs all the way down it there is :evil: Sure there wasn't all these blobs before it went in the wash, let alone after
Grrrrr
Felt a right lemon all day I did :xOr more precisely a blobby lemon :evil:
Apart from that, today I feel hot, clammy and loving :rose:
