Hi there, thanks for stopping by. Please make sure you read my profile (I know there's quite a bit - I'm a chatty lass) but it will avoid wasting each others time.

I've only got limited messages on here so please bear with me if there is a delay in responding to you. However, I only respond to messages you've taken the time to write, dick pics (seriously guys I know what a dick looks like!) or friend requests with no message will not be responded to.

When we chat if we hit it off / are on the same page then I'll happily "friend" you and far more hopefully. Sending a friend request with no interaction, as so many on here do, is just lazy or shows you can't string a coherent sentence together if that's the case I'm definitely not the lass for you!!

I'm a genuine, naughty but very nice fun-loving, open minded and adventurous lass. Perhaps you fancy the prospect of leading me astray? I'm down to earth, professional and well educated and yes very much a single lass (yes really) who's hoping to find the good, fabulous and fun things in life - after all, it is for living and enjoying ourselves isn't it!!??

I'm ideally looking to find a fwb and if possible someone reasonably local to me. I'm not into one-offs, despite being on here, things only get better as we properlyget to know each other. If you are interested in meeting up with the potential for doing that regularly then drop me a line, let's chat and see where things could lead us, it could be the start of something fabulous!!

And guys, dick pics are NOT appreciated as a hello. Less is more you know!! If I'd like to see your assets I'll ask you.

NB: If you are attached take note I am NOT Interested, unless you are on here as a couple or your other half is aware of what you are doing and ok with it!! I am sick to death of you utter timewasters who always talk the talk - make all the right positive noises (even arrange to get together) and then ALWAYS fail to deliver. I don't wish to waste anyone's time least of all mine so if you are attached, I am definitely NOT the lass for you.

If I do not respond straight away, rest assured I am not ignoring you and please don't take it to mean that I'm not interested - I may very well be!! I am a polite lass - dragged up proper and I will respond to you.

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