Quote by well_busty_babe
hmmmmmmmmm something fishy here matey
Iz you sayin i iz smellin of da fish. You iz all haterz n I am outta ere to find some dudez that dig me n iz my kinda people.
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Quote by Scandal
I was bein sum fella from Barcelona.8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)
You told me you woz 1 of da Beatles!
An youz believed me, coolz dough innit lol Mizzy
Ya fookin fick yank
So iz da meet we arranged in da PM's off den?
Noooo way! We gat da down an Iggy-Jiggie soonies den cool dudez.
(In your dreams mister) :shock:
Dat aint wot ya said in da PM's baby. I told ya I anit got no beef wid ya bein old n stuff.
Quote by TvJudy
If I recall a Jasper Carot sketch correctly he discussed how in a moment of anguish he said 'Bollocks' in front of a female American friend. Embarrassed when asked what it meant he said it was another word for zits. Now lives in fear of the day this friend visits a British pharmacy with a pimple and asks the assistant for "Something to put on these bollocks"
yeh hey thatz funny. I get it now like you say the opposite of what ya mean n it is taken az a welcome or greeting......
Ya mothers knickers are up n down so often she had um fitted with a spring.
Quote by MISSTAKE:sticky: :confused: Is Mis_Amerikaka offensive or funny?
Oh don't know what to do.
Oh too busy laughing to zap her.
Oh Jags says no twats on avatars - oh don't know what to do :dunno: :sticky: :confused: I'll just keep smiling till someone more stroppy comes along then.
MISSTAKE - the fluffy face of MODDING ;bounce:
Hey dudette, I iz jus tryin to make some new friendz here. Chill. I z doin all the brit humour stuff you guyz have bben suggesting. I aint tryin to offend, see I iz tryin to be friendly... now kiss my ass
Quote by Snow Cake
Yeh cool I iz gettin the hang of this brit thing. So like sayin kiss my ass iz like a brit welcome juz like sayin Yo.
You sure are a fast learner, Miz_Amerikaka.
So whenever we have to pacify a vicious drunken psychopath we say things like, "I just fucked your Ma and Pa and they were crap." It's called British irony and works every time in these dangerous types of situations. The pscho always gets the joke. Why not try it tonight at closing time in your local town centre.
hey thnx cool, like i can do that eazy. I like you dude you iz wack. N to show you my appreciation..............
I saw ya mother movin house yesterday, she was kickin a box down the street.
I been told all you brit dudes iz a nation of animal lovers. Dudes iz that coz ya all pigfuckers or coz ya like pets. I dont wanna beef wid you guyz so I gotta get it right.
If showin ya ass iz like sayin Wazup Yo n you dudes like animals, here iz my message of peace to yo cats..........
If showin ya ass iz like sayin Wazup Yo n you dudes like animals, here iz my message of peace to yo cats..........
Quote by MIZARIA
Yeh you iz cool. I can hang wid that. I gotta ask why you got ya ass in your photo space. Aint ya too hot lookin hun, like me?
Big up the Miz_Amerikaka massive....yes I iz cool and hot lookin like you, hun! I show my ass in my avatar cos that's what I expect people to kiss! Catch ya later...
Yeh cool I iz gettin the hang of this brit thing. So like sayin kiss my ass iz like a brit welcome juz like sayin Yo.
Hey catz, its sunday de day of rest. So give it a rest from dissin me n give me a chance. You just might like me if ya give me a chance. I can tell all you guyz are just drooling over me n da gals just bitchin coz they thnk I iz gonna take ya men. I aint into this swinging thing. I am just lookin to find cool people to hang out wid. I never done a forum thing b4 but you dudes looked cool. Stop dissin me and take it cool.
Peace out.
Peace out.
Awright guyz un gals, you are avin a larf, nuff said. I'm getting ready to go up the apples n pears not coz I am getting barb wired, I am Jim Bowen out. I gotta propa knees-up to go to. I need to get my Moriarty frock out the wardrobe and my dancin' 1's and 2's out of the muvver 'ubbard. Gawdon Bennet I let ya take the Alex McNish for long enough aint I.
Blimey. Seems like living in the Eastend is rubbing off on me. I'll be down the nuclear sub next singing knees-up muvver brown round the ol' joanna.
Blimey. Seems like living in the Eastend is rubbing off on me. I'll be down the nuclear sub next singing knees-up muvver brown round the ol' joanna.
listen-up that dude was dissin my bro.
lik he some hill billy backwater folk. My bro is a jet-settin NY guy. He so cool he cudda been a moddel or a film star be he aint down wid dat he just stayin cool and keeping it real. I know you chick will dif him and wanna get wid him. Ya be askin me for him to get giggy wid ya.
here he iz....
lik he some hill billy backwater folk. My bro is a jet-settin NY guy. He so cool he cudda been a moddel or a film star be he aint down wid dat he just stayin cool and keeping it real. I know you chick will dif him and wanna get wid him. Ya be askin me for him to get giggy wid ya.
here he iz....
Quote by davej
You callin me a freak dude, one o dem slackjaw'd yokalz. why you dissin me is it coz i am da bomd, da real bootie, da biz, da hot stuff. Yeh I seenin green in ya eye. All I wanna do is hang wid dudes I can dig n dig me too but you dudes dont give me a break.
wow........ wind it in an lax babe, I aint dissin ya none just puttin the view on yer kin is all
Talk to the Hand
:lol:Quote by FruitTea1796
Are you cats doing one of them nakid calendar thingz. Cool dudes I know you will want me coss I am da real bootie.
The kind of booties you wear on your feeties??
I dont get you dude you iz wack'd outta sinc. I dont fink ya ready for dis coss my bodyz too bootilicious for ya baby.
