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Oh how I wish I hadn't seen this post and been tempted to click the links!
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Mmmaybe
Over 90 days ago
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Back to the original question ...
Never mind the fillings, I'm wondering how you can wear a condom with a pierced dick without it risking puncturing?
Not that I'd want to find out in person - the thought of a pierced one makes me shudder in all the wrong ways. Each to their own!
Never mind the fillings, I'm wondering how you can wear a condom with a pierced dick without it risking puncturing?
Not that I'd want to find out in person - the thought of a pierced one makes me shudder in all the wrong ways. Each to their own!
Sexpert
Quote by noladreams
Errrrrmmm... March... many. Can't do the sums. Very pleasurable. April - forget it. Will just have to reflect back to March. Give me a round 600 or summat. Certainly can't beat that Nola girl!
Believe me, you will... March started off very well but tailed off somewhat!
:idea: Hmmm... in with a chance eh? Will do some sums and maybe a bit of creative accounting. April involves hospices and family over in in NZ - not conducive to pointage at all. Reading forums and stories to keep me sane...
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Had mine done a few years ago - best thing I ever spent £200 on I reckon! Had them done at the dentist - they make a mould of your teeth so the gel goes in the right places. Like mistress sassy says, it can be a bit achy, but that doesn't last. My dentist sells me tubes of the whitening gel so I can 'refresh' my teeth - only get round to doing this once a year or so which is enough.
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If you check with your home BB provider they may have an add-on. If you're close to renewal they may offer it to to you for free (ditto if you are close to renewal on your mobile contract - they may be able to give you a deal on the internet package or dongle as part of your upgrade)
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Just went in and peeked at my own profile to see what the fuss is about... Shocked!!! NO WAY do I want others tagging my photos!!! If I want to do it fine. If I want to allow others to do it, then fine to have the option to allow them. BUt here, control of my own images is being taken out of my hands. This is NOT what I joined the site expecting and I think that admin should seriously rethink.
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Have a - there are various threads discussing best mobile internet and info on when special offers come up.
I have Vodafone - works fine for me and was very cheap as it was a deal with cashback and free dongle etc. Vodafone also do a pay monthly deal. Most of the PAYG ones are very expensive - might be better off just getting internet on your phone if you use it rarely?
I have Vodafone - works fine for me and was very cheap as it was a deal with cashback and free dongle etc. Vodafone also do a pay monthly deal. Most of the PAYG ones are very expensive - might be better off just getting internet on your phone if you use it rarely?
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Quote by Tan--Kinky
Two more sleeps till Wigan! :happy:
You're not allowed to remind me!! I can't go any more!I will have to find something to distract me from the disappointment of not being able to meet lucious fellow forumites in the flesh. At least not yet.
Will reset the sleep-counter to Hartlepool time and await gossip on Sunday from Wigan...
Hartlepool time? are we that far north
:laughabove:
Counter says 93 sleeps. That's a LOT of sleeps!
For a suvverner you are very very far north - I always thought Sheffield was north till I got here. Do I need a visa?
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Quote by noladreams30
Two more sleeps till Wigan! :happy:
You're not allowed to remind me!! I can't go any more!I will have to find something to distract me from the disappointment of not being able to meet lucious fellow forumites in the flesh. At least not yet.
Will reset the sleep-counter to Hartlepool time and await gossip on Sunday from Wigan...
Sexpert
'fessing up to someone extremely special to me about my 'other life' when he came to visit (thinking he'd be very shocked and put off but not wanting to lie), then finding he wasn't surprised in the slightest and even rather likes the idea. A very very VERY delightful discovery!! 
:D :inlove: :D
:D :inlove: :D
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Friends bought a boat called 'Wet Dream' - which they renamed.
I like playing tiller girl on boats - the feel of a firm pole in my hand out in the open air and all that...
And in the spirit of those old slogans -
'narrowboaters like it long and slow'
oooh, I've come over all unnecessary!
I like playing tiller girl on boats - the feel of a firm pole in my hand out in the open air and all that...
And in the spirit of those old slogans -
'narrowboaters like it long and slow'
oooh, I've come over all unnecessary!
