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Which 1 super power would you choose to have....
Mine would be to fly....I often sit & watch birds & am amazed by thier grace agility & speed & would so love to be able to soar around in the sky so free...
Jaine :twisted:
scampers off to check previous threads so can delete it quick before anyone sees...
Mine would be to fly....I often sit & watch birds & am amazed by thier grace agility & speed & would so love to be able to soar around in the sky so free...
Jaine :twisted:
scampers off to check previous threads so can delete it quick before anyone sees...
Quote by Jags
It's been posted already -
Can you polease READ all the other threads first before posting!
With all due respect Jags, as a newbie myself who has on occasion posted duplicate threads...there is no way I am sitting reading thru 37 pages of previous posts. So maybe now & again we will get mistakes as happens on all forums I visit.
Jaine
This is a hard one like the best groups thing
Anyway
The english patient
Apocalypse now
Exorcist
Gone with the wind
Silence of the lambs
closely followed by
Blair Witch
Wizard Of Oz
Brief Encounter
& loads more
& hey.....
lets not slag other peoples choices off on this thread......an opinion is cool but ...
Jaine
Anyway
The english patient
Apocalypse now
Exorcist
Gone with the wind
Silence of the lambs
closely followed by
Blair Witch
Wizard Of Oz
Brief Encounter
& loads more
& hey.....
lets not slag other peoples choices off on this thread......an opinion is cool but ...
Jaine
Quote by SiGo1
looking through i have noticed moist also uses joy division lyrics in her postings.
Good shout anyone who likes similar music to me must be classy,i know I am 8)
Well sorry to dissapoint but I love Coldplay & know them well so not quite as classy as your good self.......
Jaine
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Quote by KitKat
Me, troublemaker...with my reputation !!!
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Other things that annoy me is
the male that rang 999 last night very very drunk who was lost somewhere & wanted us to go & pick him up & take him home...(did u spot the error)..when I explained to him if he was lost how did we know where he was he promptly told me to
" Go & sell your crack you fu***** whore**
Charming..
People who do should clearly never be put in charge of a vehicle...
The bloke driving down the M40, in the days before the services were open, ran out of petrol, called AA, waited an hour for a gallon of fuel, carried on, ran out again, waited another hour, got another gallon, drove on, ran out again, waited another hour.......
Phone call from M4 eastbound at Newbury, "I have just left Heathrow, How much further is the Dartford Tunnel?" oh, about 15,000 miles if you keep going in the same direction.
Oh,
Ha Ha Ha
Actually had a very hard shift this week so loads annoyed me but the worse one has got to be the guy who keeps threatening suicide coz his girlfriend has finished with him due to domestic violence....twice now we have had to close the bloody dual carriageway off & talk him down when we know he has no intention of jumping anyway or he would not have called us to say he was going to !!!! Arrggghhhh
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Jaine looked forward to her next meet: "a 6' 5" James Bond-alike sex god - a devastating cross between Clint Eastwood, the young Sean Connery and the E.R. period George Clooney"
He couldn't wait either:-
Actually.....the perfect man would be a cross between Thom Yorke (mind) Ralph Fiennes (face & hands) Christopher Lambert (body in Legend of greystoke) Peter Kay (humour) Richard Branson (money). :P
Sean Connery/George Clooney - NO thanks ... :!:
Years ago I was speaking to someone online & we arranged a meet to go for a drink & watch a band...I had already sent him a photo of me but he said he did not have one or no scanner or something but described himself as pretty good looking tall, dark etc etc. So I travelled all the way to Liverpool street station & waited at the agreed place...then I was tapped on the shoulder & turned around to see JOHN MERRICK standing there, a big grin on his somewhat wonky face...he really was UGLY & I was so stunned I think I dribbled or something..
Anyway we were walking towards the pub & I got a bit peeved coz if I was that deformed I would certainly tell someone so was frantically trying to think of an excuse to go without hurting his feelings too much...(see I am a nice girl). :twisted:
Anyway I went to the loo, text my best mate & returned to my hot date !! Then my mobile went & my mate was shouting "you have to get home now. One of the dogs is really ill, yakking up & everything" so I made my excuses & fled ....
Superb...
But certainly put me on my guard with people now...I know people say looks aint everything but they are definately 'something'....
Jaine
Anyway we were walking towards the pub & I got a bit peeved coz if I was that deformed I would certainly tell someone so was frantically trying to think of an excuse to go without hurting his feelings too much...(see I am a nice girl). :twisted:
Anyway I went to the loo, text my best mate & returned to my hot date !! Then my mobile went & my mate was shouting "you have to get home now. One of the dogs is really ill, yakking up & everything" so I made my excuses & fled ....
Superb...
But certainly put me on my guard with people now...I know people say looks aint everything but they are definately 'something'....
Jaine
Things that make me happy
1. Being independent & coping on my own
2. Doing a worthwhile job
3. My dogs runnning thru fields wagging & woofing like puppies even though they are 10yrs old
4. A hot bath lit only by candles listening to This Mortal Coil
5. My car
6. Memories of my Mum who died a short while ago
7. A pint of cold milk with a bag of maltesers in it ---- yum yum
8. Being pulled by the police who then apologise when they realise you are a woman...
( and no I do not wave my warrant card around)
Jaine :twisted:
1. Being independent & coping on my own
2. Doing a worthwhile job
3. My dogs runnning thru fields wagging & woofing like puppies even though they are 10yrs old
4. A hot bath lit only by candles listening to This Mortal Coil
5. My car
6. Memories of my Mum who died a short while ago
7. A pint of cold milk with a bag of maltesers in it ---- yum yum
8. Being pulled by the police who then apologise when they realise you are a woman...
( and no I do not wave my warrant card around)
Jaine :twisted:
