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Moist
Over 90 days ago
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Why would a post be deleted by a mod?? Sorry am new to this so did not understand that. There have been a lot longer posts on other threads ?? confused
Or was it a joke & I just need to get out more..
Some good fun ones I went to were
Soulwax
Kings of Leon
Electric 6 .... Gay Bar nearly bought the roof down...was superb
Jaine
Well I am obviously hovering over the ship in my helicopter as no mention of me even being on the ship...Hmmm wink
I will throw the rope ladder down to anyone who is drowning....
Jaine
Oooh hard choice...
Has to be Radiohead - Victoria Park & South Park
Dead Can Dance - Town & Country
Sooo many stunning ones:
Deftones. Pearl Jam. Soundgarden. The Cooper Temple Clause
Bad ones...dont think I really been to one.. biggrin
Another one is car salesman who think the only things a woman is interested in when buying a car is the colour, if it has mirrors in the sun visor & where the child locks are...aarrgggghhhhhh. Tossers !!
I asked one today (looking at the Nissan 350z - yum yum) what insurance group it was/what service intervals it had & combined MPG - he had to ring someone to find out....Very good mate. mad
Djohn
If we were clever we could double stuff up here such as music & books then take more other stuff....like my helicopter (for when we need some time away from the others) & my solar powered toaster & kettle....God I love tea & toast.... biggrin
Good thinking ay...just dont tell the others wink
Just silly little things that really wind me up...
1. People that suddenly accelerate when I am trying to overtake them mad
2. People that dont indicate on roundabouts :x
3. Bad hygiene (just no excuse)
4. People that get to the top of the stairs at an underground station then just STOP...Why???
5. Butter beans annoy me just coz...
Just for fun.... wink
Well I have no friends or family & the dogs cant quite work the computer yet so .....no problems there then :twisted:
Although work is probably the only place I would keep quiet... wink I kinda think thats wise dont you....although it is tempting in my lunch breaks (esp when on nites) to head down to Stanborough park...
So where is your list Sarge, your taking a lot longer than thirty seconds...or are you waiting to see what other people write first... wink
Blimey, we will have Claire Short giving away the PM secrets soon......... :twisted:
Remember it's just for fun lol
I already have a 2nd list ready in case anyone pulls out or has other commitments...
:P
How can it be hi-jacked when it has moved from underwear to saunas & body oil - quite a natural transgression I would say. :twisted:
Anyone complaining??
Us women are well practised at doing two things at once !!!
Have to be sometimes when u lot aint doing it for us ....
LMAO @ my own jokes lol
Right here goes:
1. gman - coz he made me feel so at home & is wonderful
2. Alex - my sauna partner & fellow female friend
3. Djohn - my flying buddy & forum whore wink
4. Carpathian for his superb musical taste
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My car ...Sorry but has to come & has a superb stereo & could convert him into a hovercraft
My dogs .... My children
My books ... For when I need a rest !!!!!!
Actually another one that was quite useful & has wicked chatrooms is Adult
:twisted:
I have yet to be introduced to the wondeful Sarge....seems we keep missing each other.
It is getting warm in here - I am starting to get very moist... :twisted:
Oh this is turning out just wonderful.....perfect
gman too - bliss......Oh Alex we are sooo lucky
Alex,
Scheming - Us - mere meek women - how can they suggest such a thing...
Anyway meet you in the sauna as we need to discuss plans...
wink Moist x
Eastenders or some similar bile aint on is it??? Even gone quiet on here at moment...
rolleyes
And this time of night sitting in my bungalow alone with it all quiet in the countryside I kinda wish you was.... redface
Mine is also a long time wish...thrown more money down wells in the hope it comes true but hey 36 & no sign yet.....ho hum...
sad
Tell them a helicopter landed in your garden with a woman in a purple basque in it that n abducted you & carried you away over the sea to a remote island for a couple of days....
They may not believe it but will give you time off for hallucinations..... :twisted:
**expect me about 8**
Well I can hardly believe I have only been on Sh for nearly 2 weeks & already it is a massive part of my life...
I have a flask of tea by my side & have had a catheter fitted so nothing can move me...(except the thought of being in a helicopter with Djohn)....
But seriously though you have all made me so welcome & I love it when I log on & have to read my PM's then the forums & like Carpathian I forget to eat & realise a couple of hours has gone by sometimes.....Good job my modem disconnects every 2 hours ...reminds me to get a life !!!
Mmmmmm music, you, me & nothing around but blue skys.....be up tomorrow then biggrin
Quote by DJohn
If Wales is a distance problem, what's Newcastle?

Well actually I was considering hiring a helicopter ....xxxx wink
I shall be as gentle as they deserve......
Glad today went as well as possible
Already looking forward to next weekend in GFZ......was great fun with MrsFC & you lot.
Mistress Moist x
Ok then I will bring a bottle of Absynth & we can share the crunch creams....
Whos gonna lick up the crumbs though?? :twisted: