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20 Jul 2011

Quote by Max777
Time after Time...Cyndi Lauper

That's cheating!! lmao

20 Jul 2011

Iridium

20 Jul 2011

mine

20 Jul 2011

Time after Time - The Beloved

19 Jul 2011

Englishman in New York - Sting

19 Jul 2011

snap

19 Jul 2011

Man in the mirror - Michael Jackson

19 Jul 2011

Roses

18 Jul 2011

Quote by chief-kaiser
Where Did You Sleep Last Night - Leadbelly

Where the Street Have no Name - U2

18 Jul 2011

Quote by Calista
well almost anything he's been in, probably as the Devil in Devils Advocate

Devil worship eh? :twisted:

Hell yeah - he married me :twisted: :twisted:
Yeah..... what she said!!!

18 Jul 2011

Quote by Tan--Kinky
Errrrm
Silly question...... What is a female orgasm???

The thing cally reeeeaaaalllly wants for Christmas lol

lol

Oh that thing that cums in a box :doh:

18 Jul 2011

Quote by GnV
Brazilian :twisted:

Socrates
Errrr wasn't he Greek??? not Brazilian?? LOL
There was a Greek Socrates, there was also a Brazilain soccer player of the same name.
How did you get Brazilian from brush.....
He probably thought Dawnie said bush..... rotflmao

rotflmao

where were we?
AH!!! Penny drop moment rotflmao

rotflmao

Here was me being all classical and I missed a footy reference. innocent

innocent

:doh:
As for Brazilian from brush............. yup, I misread :doh:

18 Jul 2011

Quote by Mr_Lilly
How about Jules Winnfield (Samuel L Jackson) in Pulp Fiction

Aaaaaaaand we're done here
Not sure....
John Travoltas character in Face/Off?

18 Jul 2011

Quote by Max777
Brazilian :twisted:

Socrates
Errrr wasn't he Greek??? not Brazilian?? LOL

18 Jul 2011

Errrrm

redface

redface

redface

Silly question...... What is a female orgasm???
blink

blink

bolt

18 Jul 2011

No no no, you have it all wrong!!
It has to be Al Pacino in...... well almost anything he's been in, probably as the Devil in Devils Advocate or LC Frank Slade in Scent of a Woman

18 Jul 2011

Brazilian :twisted:

6 Aug 2009

Quote by wild rose and the stag
please and thankyou

Beat me too it as well lol

25 Jul 2009

Happy Birthday Sexy ;)
Make sure you get waited on hand and foot smile

smile

Morb

18 May 2009

Monster Munch!!!
I'm sure they used to be bigger!!!

18 May 2009

Quote by noladreams
HG Wells' The Time Machine is a pretty decent read.

I'd second that, just read it and was very impressed, once I got to grips with the sentence structure.
The 2002 film was crap by comparison sad

sad

18 May 2009

Quote by __random_orbit__
beg your pardon Morb, I should have realised. I still haven't conquered the 'cycling along a spikey fence' thing.
lp

thats the easy bit.... when you can do it pulling a wheelie let me know ;) lol

18 May 2009

Quote by __random_orbit__
that's me on the way to work when I can't afford a travelcard that is.
lp

Sorry R.O..... can't be you..... thats me just messing around lol

8 Apr 2009

Hi buckingfabe
Some interesting points here, I don't know about them all but I do know that, unfortunately, the last one is an urban myth. See
Have fun
Morb x

5 Apr 2009

cain, or cane

5 Apr 2009

fighter

5 Apr 2009

willy lol

5 Apr 2009

full

5 Apr 2009

Quote by noladreams
head

yes please................oh thats two words......
figure

4 Apr 2009

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