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18 Feb 2009

Quote by Theladyisaminx
It seems in this place that suppose to be open and honest and accepting of people no matter what, that just doesn't seem to be the case with some here.
I had faith when coming here that people were accepting, forgiven, and thoughtful of others.
Some people here are great loving. kind, generous and true.
But there always seem some that like to control these forums the way they like them, I find that underminds a lot of new people that were coming through with new thoughts and ideas of mixed topics.
Well I have done the playground when I was at school, I like to talk to adults with open views that I can learn from and that could teach me something I don't know.
I have met a lot of these people here and I would like to hug and kiss you all.
Stay in touch I still have my account I would not like to lose touch, you mean to much to me and have helped me come so far.
But I am away to continue my journey of discovery elsewhere, thanks for listening to my ramblings take care all and have fun
Minx
xxx

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE wave

:wave:

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12 Jan 2009

Hi Guys
Welcome back, don't remember the user name but sure as hell remember that gorgeous photo
Morb x

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11 Jan 2009

Quote by Dirtygirlie
Right... here's the challenge for this week! We have two! One for the girlies and one for the blokies!! :mrgreen:

And with hisandhers idea... let's make them worth some points for those of you playing the pervy points challenge too! 25 points per pic posted! :rascal:

HOLD ON!!!!!!
There is no way I can do this shot.....
1) I would put the model to shame with my award winning figure,
2) I don't have a wide enough lens to capture the scene in one take, and
3) if I have A photo taken to show the 'reveal' the rest of the shot will be of nothing due to the high angle that would be required.
:silly:

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11 Jan 2009

Ok Ok..... The wait is over..........
Here is week 1's attempt

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24 Dec 2008

I've stay well clear of this one on purpose. There is no doubt its a very emotive subject and there is not going to be one single answer that satisfies all posters.
However I think I may have found a solution......
Why don't those involved just.............
toss for it :wanker: :wanker: :silly:

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22 Dec 2008

Quote by Dirtygirlie
No... we already have Peanut! :giggle:
I like anal thank you! :mrgreen:

You go girl!!!!!!!!!!!!

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22 Dec 2008

Quote by Dirtygirlie
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Never mind Calista... we'll sort him out! Bring the pineapple! :giggle:
EDIT: Actually we might need another one... it seems Essex would like some of that action too!

SO we're bringing two pineapples and two mellons, well Cali's bringing them anyway
bolt

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22 Dec 2008

Quote by essex34m
I need help!

'cuse me DG..........
I didn't think face pics were allowed on the forums :twisted: bolt

*wonders where she put that stick!* :twisted:
Your broomstick?
No I know where she left that...........
Up my arse, its what i did the kitchen with earlier
NO NO, my mistake...... that was Cali's......
DG flew off on hers
:bolt: :twisted:
Love ya really DG

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22 Dec 2008

Quote by Dirtygirlie
I need help!

'cuse me DG..........
I didn't think face pics were allowed on the forums :twisted: bolt

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22 Dec 2008

Quote by Dirtygirlie
NOW are you gonna stop going on at me about that bleeding thing!!!!!!
Barrr Humbug!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted:

Maybe! :giggle:
Maybe I'll just find something else to give you stick about!! :giggle:
bolt

Oh a woman wanting to give me stick... Yipeeeee :twisted:

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22 Dec 2008

Quote by Dirtygirlie

:bounce:
Pic isn't fantastic as the tree is all twinkly! Decorated by my delightful kids

Yay!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
NOW are you gonna stop going on at me about that bleeding thing!!!!!!
Barrr Humbug!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted:

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22 Dec 2008

Quote by Calista
Aston Martin 1-77

I tried honey I really did ... problem is that we don't have a tree to put pressies under dunno

:giggle:
F**cking xmas tree!!!!!
Even with the tree there remain 2 major issues!!!
1. It wont fit under the tree
2. We don't have the spare £1.8 million we would need to buy one available at this moment in time :(

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22 Dec 2008

Aston Martin 1-77
sad

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19 Dec 2008

Your wishing aren't you Steve??? lmao
Happy Birthday hun......
don't let anyone tell you that you look a day over 21
bolt

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18 Dec 2008

Well personally I never wrap Calistas pressie until Christmas Eve................
..... I can only go so long before I need to pee
bolt

:twisted:

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18 Dec 2008

Whats up Dave????
Will the tw*t nav not find you another curry house in Notts that your not banned from???? bolt

Provisionally put us down, as with others, date depending smile

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2 Dec 2008

To set the scene read the following....
The main character in the story is a girl. At her mother's funeral, she saw a man whom she did not know but with whom she fell instantly in love, even though she didn't get to speak to him.
A few days later the girl killed her own sister.
What was her motive for killing her sister?
Scroll down for the answer - but try to think it through first.
Answer:
She was hoping that the guy would appear at the funeral again.
If you answered this correctly, go to the police and tell them to lock you up.
This test was used by US psychologists to determine if one has the same mentality as a arrested serial killers took part in this test and answered it correctly. If you didn't answer correctly - good for you.
If anyone you know hits the jackpot, may I suggest that you keep your distance and watch your back.
OK.............
Now the worrying part......
Calista got this right.... should I:-
a) be worried
b) sleep with a knife under my pillow or
c) call the old bill??????

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23 Oct 2008

reminds me of the monolog on an Orbital track "it's better to regret something you have done than to regret something you haven't" and I totally agree. Go for it and if when the situation happens and you change your mind, so what, thatsyour perogative.

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21 Oct 2008

Quote by Calista

I'm not sure about that.... I was just the picture of romance and offered to sweep Cally off her feet and got knocked back :shock:

:shock: :shock: :shock: "Open ya legs love" isn't romantic!!! rolleyes

:roll:
I think you will find my post stated "swept off your feet" and if your legs are wide open then you are off them :twisted:

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21 Oct 2008

Quote by fem_4_taboo
lol dizzy blonde, hummm how insightful lol
fecklebird i imagine being a sexy teacher at st trinnians keeping the unrully bunch under control,
calistia as mae west,laying out all sexy, feather bowers,cleavage pushed up saying come up and see me sometime lol
xxx fem xx

I'm not sure about that.... I was just the picture of romance and offered to sweep Cally off her feet and got knocked back :shock:

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18 Oct 2008

I managed to secretly video Calista getting ready for a night out, warming up her dance muscles....

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18 Oct 2008

Calista has been pestering me to go on a diet for ages and finally i gave in.
Ive been trying one of these milkshake diets but i have a feeling its starting to affect me....... what do you think?

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30 Sep 2008

:whistling:
Well errrrr ****** munch ********* ** ** ****** twinkies ******* appearence ******* ****** (censored by her in doors) **** ******
discretion is my middle name :smile2: :angel:

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28 Sep 2008

Hi Guys
Thanks for all the best wishes, hugs and kisses smile

Love you to Cali xxxx

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23 Aug 2008

Well personally...
my red ones are Bert
Black ones Sam
Blue one Horrice.........
bolt

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9 Aug 2008

Here are a couple of mine smile

Enjoy :)

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4 Aug 2008

Quote by meat2pleaseu
and i'm married to her for my sins! :twisted:

you must have been a bad, bad man in a previous life :giggle: bolt

nope :angel:
I was drunk :bolt:

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4 Aug 2008

Quote by meat2pleaseu
stuff.....

Errrr, where the hell have you been hiding for bloody ages? rolleyes

Back to the question....I've been Father Jack since i joined, only had about 4 Av's and had this one for about 2 years.
Had a real life to get a hold of, thing is with these bloody internet forums is that they take hold and all of a sudden your real life is putting out "vacancy" notices :roll:
Anyway I'm back now and normal service can be resumed smile

Feel free to offer a spanking for prolonged absence :giggle:
If I tell you I missed you the most would you believe me? (crosses fingers behind back and smiles inanely)
Callie
as anyone ever told you you're a shameless trollop? rotflmao

All the time and i'm married to her for my sins! :twisted:

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4 Aug 2008

Quote by poshkate
mines my legs cos they're my favourite part of me....
I've had this one for a while now, it was my favourite out of the last set of pics I did......been thinking recently that I should do some new ones but I'm looking for some inspiration :)

Offer still stands xxxx wink

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31 Dec 2007

Quote by Dawnie

Morb says he has something else you can spit all over the the place if you want seeing as you've already admitted to having "the wife"
:twisted:

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
You lot are no good for my bladder redface

I like men, not ladies :smug:
I offer you something and told you like men not ladiez.....what you trying to say????? Just coz I wore a dress (or two) at a munch for you don't mean anything silly

Morbius!!!!!!! I love you in a dress but you is still a man :rascal:
Flattery will get you everywhere hun ;)

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