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31 Dec 2007

Quote by Dawnie

Morb says he has something else you can spit all over the the place if you want seeing as you've already admitted to having "the wife"
:twisted:

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
You lot are no good for my bladder redface

redface

I like men, not ladies :smug:
I offer you something and told you like men not ladiez.....what you trying to say????? Just coz I wore a dress (or two) at a munch for you don't mean anything silly

silly

24 Aug 2007

I'm going to update folks here as I don't want to turn the forum into a Mob/Caz news board smile

smile

Firstly I... WE would like to thank you all for your kind words, thoughts and prayers, they are all warmly welcomed.
Second, the update.
Caz is doing REALLY well, she has a long way to go but is one hell of a fighter, she has started from a better place than she did last time and although this set of treatment is much more agressive she is in the best of hands and WILL do well :)
The consultant has decided, and spoken to us, about the best course of treatment for Caz and it basically is different from the 'norm'. Without trying to remember the actual names of the drugs ect, suffice is to say that last time round the 'norm' didn't work for Caz, so this time they aren't even going to put her through it, they are starting her with the alternative. The good news is that despite it being more invasive than the 'norm' its actually a quicker treatment to administer. So instead of being in hospital for at least 6 weeks initially and then again for 'phase 2' she should hopefully be out by the end of next week :) when she can recover at home :)
Phase 2 is then more or less a repeat of phase 1 after which comes the 'bone marrow' transplant.
That leads me to Point 3 :)
Thank you again to all who have said they would be willing to get tested to see if they are a match for Caz :) However I feel i need to make you all aware of a couple of points.
1. The testing is very simple, its a blood test, thats it.
2. The 'extraction/donor procedure again is relitively simple and there are 2 ways it can be done.
3. The 'BIG ONE' lol. In the UK, other than direct blood relations (as far as I am aware) an 'outside' individual can not specify who their donation is for. The 'procedure' is that you have a sample taken and then your tissue type is then logged in a data bank for future needs. THIS IS A LIFE LONG COMMITMENT and you are 'expected' to donate whenever your tissue is a match for a person needing the transplant. Needless to say the potential for helping other people like Caz is great but I feel I had to make this clear as many of you have said you'd be happy to be tested :) Please don't let this put any of you off if you still feel the desire, I will certainly be registering and if i can help another family/individual through what we're going through I damn well will :)
That all said, the main news is Caz is doing brill :) If anyone has any questions feel free to ask, I don't mind answering them :)
So again a big THANK YOU to you all.
Morb.

25 May 2007

dar dar dup, dar dar dar
Breaking News just in.....
We are receiving reports from a number of sauces, namely Tom Atoe, Barber Que and May O'Naze.
According to reports there has been a global crash in the value of goldfish. It would appear that some people have started to suck up all available fish.
some quarters have been slapping their gills at the expected gobble in the value of their goldfish, and have already started battering the little fellas.
This has resulted in the arse end of the market falling out which is flooding the market with fake fish.
Examples have been seen of desperate individuals faking genetically enhanced versions of goldfish in a pitiful attempt to stave off the fall in value, with one particularly pathetic attempt to sick paper ears on a goldfish to make it appear to resemble a very aquatic breed of goldbunnyfish!!
This is a totally absurd notion, everyone knows that goldbunnyfish have to be bread using evo-stick!
Also in a related report.....
All is not what it appears to be within the inner thighs of the CLF.
Apparently reports of the 'so called' male half of the ensemble has been enlarging his own member-ship status. He is believed to regularly buff his own 'ego' as he calls it.
A reliable eye witnesses has seen very dubious goings on on live internet cameras on disgusting perverted websites while wearing a Tanktop!!
The inappropriate authorities have been notified and have requested that anyone observing such events should take detailed notes and, as extremely hard as it will be, they must attempt to refrain from pissing themselves laughing, for the sake of those in the lower cages.
Sleep tight and remember don't have nightmares....
Reported by A Richard Head.

3 May 2007

Quote by Dawnie
OK, OK............
NOW i get excited :happy: :happy: :happy: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
My uniform has arrived :twisted:

Please say its a dress :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Go on, you know it works for me when you wear a dress :giggle:
Its a dress
not really, but you only asked me to say it was :twisted:

2 May 2007

OK, OK............
NOW i get excited biggrin

biggrin

:happy: :happy: :happy: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
My uniform has arrived :twisted:

28 Apr 2007

Quote by Countess

and turn the hot tub on ....
anyone want to join me :twisted:

..... grabs another bottle from the fridge ....
Absolutely :twisted:
Just had a nice long walk round the nature reserve looking for perving place...... erm looking for erm ... nature rolleyes

rolleyes

I so need a long soak in the hot tub, need a strong man to rub me down with some oils afterwards as well ....
Cx
I m sure we can find one or two to oblige us with that ......OH BOYS WHERE ARE YOU
Cal and myself need some attention :twisted:
Well i'll let someone else sort Calista out, but my hands are yours

24 Apr 2007

Quote by LadyFeeBee

Yeah but just think....
Then I could say I've had Fee sit on my face :twisted:

rotflmao

Isn't burying yourself a bit extreme?!!
Ever heard of just asking :giggle:
Fee
XX
Fee....
When you cumming down to sit on my face?
(Sorry for the hijack Chaotic)

24 Apr 2007

Quote by Calista

me too .... I could bury Morbius under Feebee's non-existent patio ..... sorry hon ;)
Cx

:giggle: Thats ok, Morbs will have company......Lairdy is already buried under there! lol

lol

Fee
XX
Yeah but just think....
Then I could say I've had Fee sit on my face :twisted:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Fee would you like me smack him ??????
please?????
Yeah PLEASE!!!!!!! :twisted:

24 Apr 2007

Quote by LadyFeeBee

me too .... I could bury Morbius under Feebee's non-existent patio ..... sorry hon ;)
Cx

:giggle: Thats ok, Morbs will have company......Lairdy is already buried under there! lol

lol

Fee
XX
Yeah but just think....
Then I could say I've had Fee sit on my face :twisted:

15 Apr 2007

Quote by sercher01

OMG!!!! What is KazSwallows wearing?.... or not ! :twisted:
bolt

bolt

15 Apr 2007

Quote by sercher01

OK OK, I know I said I like alittle prick or two but this is going too far!

6 Apr 2007

Well i'm not one to follow the crowd so...
:welcome: :wave2:

3 Apr 2007

Quote by Countess
I'd dress up as a sofa for AC. :giggle: ;)
And I'd wear mountaineering gear for The Laird. :smitten:
easy can please himself :P

I'd be a partially functioning zip for countess that keeps going down :twisted:

3 Apr 2007

Quote by Calista
roll on the next one .. with your luck (our ours depending on your viewpoint) we'll get a better view

Cx

Next one will definitely be stitched shut.
lol

lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
spoilsport evil

evil

Cx
Not if WE bring the needle and thread :twisted:

22 Mar 2007

Quote by easy
can I confirm too please NWC that is unless I already have done and forgotten again......in which case just ignore me, I'm blonde!

If you have, does that mean there's two PoshKates coming?
Not sure if I should be :inlove: or :eeek:
lol

lol

Personally i'd be in :inlove: but if it was two Easy's.... now that would be :eeek::eeek::eeek:
bolt

bolt

22 Nov 2006

Just a big Thank You to all of you.
Just to complete the picture, i still haven't quite finished the degree, I have to complete 1 module to get the honours part of the degree, but after long talks I've decided to go get a job and start getting money going INTO the bank rather than out, and I'll be finishing the degree next September smile

smile

The job should be great, i'll be working with a good firnd and its a nice cooshy number that pays well AND its back on DAYS!! yeay.... now i just need to remember which side of the bed I sleep on and then find something to do to fill the evenings at home :twisted:
So once again thanks for the congrats and well wishes, and its nice to see some of the old ones back here again - Easy bolt

bolt

28 Sep 2006

Thank you, thank you, thank you all
I've had a good da so far, in bed til lunchtime, then into town..... really splashed out and treaed myself...... to somenew socks biggrin

biggrin

I also broughta couple of CDs so the kids can wrap them and give mea pressie confused

confused

: :?: :?: dunno

dunno

Next off to the gym fo an hour before going to work :? :?
Anyway, as i said a big thank you to you all
Morbius xx

7 Sep 2006

I think i have to agree with the consensus, in general swingers are no more tollerant than the 'main stream', however....
I do think that in the realms of sexual tollerance we are more open to breaks from the norm - generally. As Kiss pointed out, its generally a few that let the side down, but you get that in any close knitt circle.

6 Sep 2006

Happy Birthday Timmy
:bounce: :bounce: :happy: :happy: :cheers: :cheers: drinkies

drinkies

:bounce: :bounce:

4 Sep 2006

Quote by celestria
I suppose we'd have to have the consent in writing and have it verified that it WAS consent from the people/persons concerned and not just a bit of paper with another person's signature forged onto it.
Admin are the best ones to ask for legalities of this. But - no 2nd parties for singles and no 3rd/4th or multiple parties for couples.

Can I also risk a Jags slap and play devils advocate?
How do you ( or the site rather ) know that the pics I have ( or anyone else for that matter ) are of me?
Disclaimer : I agree to abide by any and all rules regardless of whether I agree because I knew that when I signed the dotted line.
Hmmm having met you on Saturday... pics 1,2 and 5 are definitely your face... I remember checking out pics 3 and 4 and they're remarkably like the views I saw saturday too...
Prior to Saturday we didn't know they were you for sure... but if they weren't then sooner or later you'd get found out wink

wink

god my English is terrible today... someone quote me and take a red pen to it please lol

lol

Damn you celery!!! you beat me to it lol rotflmao

rotflmao

4 Sep 2006

Quote by H-x

Aye i suppost the 'sticky bit' is the proving of consent.... point made as eloquently as always Jags

I think it's the 'sticky bit I'd rather not see pics of.
H.x
Rest assured fair maiden there are no pictures of anything to do with me that are in any way, shape or form sticky confused

confused

:shock:

4 Sep 2006

Quote by Jags
I suppose we'd have to have the consent in writing and have it verified that it WAS consent from the people/persons concerned and not just a bit of paper with another person's signature forged onto it.
Admin are the best ones to ask for legalities of this. But - no 2nd parties for singles and no 3rd/4th or multiple parties for couples.

Aye i suppost the 'sticky bit' is the proving of consent.... point made as eloquently as always Jags kiss

kiss

4 Sep 2006

I agree 110% with the 'Rules are Rules' and we all agree to live by them when we sign up...... but.....
...no its not the BUT your expecting.... its not the 'rules are there to be broken' saying.....
.. the AUP says, and i quote...

Quote by AUP
The posting of pictures on any part of the Swinging heaven site that you do not own....that include a third party without their consent

Purely playing the Devils Advocate here but that reads to me that, if Calista and I have photographs with us and another person(s) in, which we took on our own camera (thereby owning them) and the other said person(s) consented, the posting of these would NOT be breaking AUP rules.
Am i reading this right? Its the way it looks to me. If that is not acceptable behaviour (and again i'm not commenting on whether it is or not, just the wording of the AUP), if its not acceptable then maybe a revision of the AUP might be needed??
Morbius

4 Sep 2006

Quote by essex34m
actually, now you have made that point, i see where you are coming from
ok, i will try again
I have no interest in cocks, therefore dont care
please tell me that sounds better?

what not even your own??? :shock:
bolt

bolt

oh ffs.....
I'd give up mate....

4 Sep 2006

HI guys
:welcome:
Hope you guys have as much fun here as we have/do, just remember this sites a lot like sanding down a door, you have to take the rough with the smooth confused

confused

dunno

:silly:

Quote by Abilene
They are nuts of course.

I'm not nuts........ maybe a bit fruity but not nuts :silly: flipa

flipa

4 Sep 2006

Quote by essex34m

I have had a quick read through the thread but I think a combination of not getting to bed until 5am Sunday morning and the resulting 'yukky' feeling means i'm not firing on all cylinders, so if i'm repeating whats been said, sorry :S

You was only asked to show Dlep where marcusos was, did you follow him, instead of him following you?

rotflmao

No thats what happens when you take Calista to the after munch party at Marcusos... we get home late bolt

bolt

to be fair, Dlep could get lost in a lift
No he couldn't.... he'd never get in it.... he'd spend all night trying to figure out which one of the 2 doors he should go in thru :rotflmao:

4 Sep 2006

Quote by essex34m

I have had a quick read through the thread but I think a combination of not getting to bed until 5am Sunday morning and the resulting 'yukky' feeling means i'm not firing on all cylinders, so if i'm repeating whats been said, sorry :S

You was only asked to show Dlep where marcusos was, did you follow him, instead of him following you?
rotflmao

rotflmao

No thats what happens when you take Calista to the after munch party at Marcusos... we get home late bolt

bolt

4 Sep 2006

Getting back to the original post.......

Quote by louise_and_joe
I was approached in the chatroom by what appeared to be a single man asking to arrange a meet. When i checked his profile he was listed as a married man (not as a couple). I dont know how i feel about going with someone who is obviously lying to their better half. Especially if they live pretty close. What if the wife finds out? Is he to be trusted? What do you think?
IS IT OK TO MEET SINGLE (MARRIED MEN)?

I have had a quick read through the thread but I think a combination of not getting to bed until 5am Sunday morning and the resulting 'yukky' feeling means i'm not firing on all cylinders, so if i'm repeating whats been said, sorry :S
Whether we would meet a person, male or female, that is on here as a single but is actually attached and their partner doesn't know would depend on the circumstances. As someone said if your in a club your not going to ask for a resumee and/or written permission slip :small-print:
The main point i wanted to bring out echos what, I think it was T&H said, there are those on here who are attached 'in the real world' but who are single on here and their partners know and understand. In my mind they are a totally different category from the 'married but cheating' group.
There is also the problem with the categories on the site, some of which has been carried over from the sites take over last year. There are those on here who will show up as singles but are in fact married, I used to. When asked what I was I put a male (well i was last time i checked) and the system automatically assigned me a single male classification. Calista and I have always had seperate account on here so I thought it was wrong to put couple because I am not, I'm a single male, one person but part of a couple. Hope that makes sense....
Think I'll go and shut up by a corner now, my head hurts lol.

3 Sep 2006

Quote by MrFC

who said she's invited you :giggle:

Yeah, I suppose I should stand down for a while and give the young pretenders a go rolleyes

rolleyes

well you know its for the best!
He said young biggrin

biggrin

Thats why i kept quiet innocent

innocent

Very wise

wink

although they do say wisdom comes with age :D
So does senile dementure and memory loss but they are nothing to brag about.....
.... now where did i leave Calista confused

confused

:shock:

bolt

21 Aug 2006

Bloody Hell!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I've just read through the list so far!!!!
This is going to be a Cracker!!!! seems some of the 'old ones' are crawling out of the woodwork!!
Easy, MrFC, Da69ve, littlegem/NIL, DB, Fabio, Missy, Dawn_Mids!!!!!
Whata night in store, best tell the landlord to order 10 times his normal stock :cheers: drinkies

drinkies

:beer: :silly:
And I know you haven't asked yet but it goes without saying if you want me (ooooerrr) for door duty, put me down for anytime, no prob passionkiss

passionkiss