Quote by Sarah
yes thats true anyone can arrange a social meet , but i think its rather unfair to take all the credit for the hard work that myself and cock slut as undertaken to ensure that derby was put on the map , we will arrange separate dates then if u feel that way . we wouldnt wanna spoil the fun .
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:laughabove:
And here comes the science:
Mirrors simply reflect light. Your head is still at the top of your body... your right arm is reflected in front of where it actully is.
However, mirrors aside, your eyes actually see things upside down, but your brain translates the image to be the right way up :shock:
Quote by Steve_Mids
Only managed one meet as a single and that didnt origionate as a direct result of my ads..
So it seems an ad is not strictly required but I have noticed a lot of women/couples who say in the chatrooms when approached by a guy " there's nothing in your profile,no ads,no pictures" so it would seem an ad with a simple picture may be a help in some instances..
lol Quote by easycome2003_1
cock and easy has not asked chaotic to do the derby social none of the dates are good
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Just bought Muse new cd Black Holes & Revelations. It's ace, as I expected :thumbup: though I do think he's been listening to Queen a tad to closely. Not that it's a bad thing, I could never get enough of Freddie's harmonies
Also bought Stone Sour's new cd but the jury's still out on that one
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Talking of aliens i rather have the hots for seven of nine aka Jerri Ryan from Voyager. That tight suit she wears does it. :twisted:
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and even if it was memebers there are timewasters on here lol
:x Dear Woman,
1. During June and until July 9th, if you wish to participate in any conversation with me, you need to read the sports papers and any other sport source on a daily basis
2. Throughout the World Cup the TV is mine during all time with no exceptions!
3. I don't mind that during a game you'll go by the TV as long as you'll do
it crawling without getting my attention. If you decide to stand naked
infront of the TV, don't, since you'll be sick or freeze to death and I will
NOT have time to take you to the doctor.
4. During the games I am blind, deaf, mute and/or dead - unless I need
something to drink/eat
5. You are insane if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer
the phone, or pick up the baby after falling from the 2nd floor. It's not
going to happen!
6. It will be most kind if you can take care of two full six-pack beers in
the refrigerator at any point of time during the world cup. Also some
munches please.
7. Pretty please, when my team is losing DO NOT try to say stuff like: "It's
only a game" or "Don't worry next time they'll win". If you do say such it
will only make me more mad and make me not love you. Always remember you
will never know more than me about football and your "encouragement" words
will only lead to divorce
8. You are welcome to sit next to me during one game and even talk to me but
only during half time and on commercials break AS LONG AS I am happy with
the score. Pay attention that I said "ONE" game. Don't use the world cup as
a pathetic excuse for having quality time with me.
9. The goals replays are very important. I don't care if I saw them already;
I want to see them again and again as many times as possible.
10. Please ask your friends NOT to ever bring children during the World Cup
OR arrange a social event which needs my attention because: I won't go, I
won't go and I will not go.
11. The TV shows that summarize the games are important as the games
themselves. Don't even try to say "But you already saw it…Why don't you put
something we can all see?" The answer will be "Read rule #2".
uch: 
Quote by paradoxinpink
What I can say though is that your point about straight male/bi fem couples not wanting to contact me cos of the wording of my ad isnt true for lots of couples - most of my replies and I have had quite a few to date have been from straight male/bi fem couples. Most have just sent those silly winks so I have no idea how *kinky* those straight men are. If they are real kinky guys they are selling themselves short by not saying so!
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