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Morbius
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 53
Bisexual Female, 53
0 miles · Derby

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Quote by Calista
Well if HLB is gonna be wigglin her bum and Calista staying clothed (YEAH RIGHT!!!) i suppose i should drop in having never ever been in any chatroom in my life ever. No not me, you can't prove it. :smug:

I have screendumps for all those wanting to blackmail Morbius for sexual favours biggrin
Cx
Why would anyone want to use blackmail for sexua favours??? they don't need to resort to that, they only have to ask!! :twisted:
Well if HLB is gonna be wigglin her bum and Calista staying clothed (YEAH RIGHT!!!) i suppose i should drop in having never ever been in any chatroom in my life ever. No not me, you can't prove it. :smug:
The short answer is -
You CANT
You discuss the subject as adults, if she seems interested/inclined you can 'push/probe' a little further if she doesnt then your out of luck (either that or you go behind her back and risk the relationship)
OK......... :shock: confused
Hayyim Nahman Bialik....56% (Who the feck?!?!?!?!)
Michael Ballack.......54%
Jacques Chirac.......47%
So basically two old foreign farts and a German football player?!?!?!
Thats just great!!! sad :shock: :shock:
I realised I'd got "old" the other day after walking into the newsagents watching the girl in front of me wiggle, and walked out of the newsagents with Practical Caravanning instead of FHM :doh:
Morbius
My advice....
Put me and Calista at the top of the list ;)
P xx
Well I'd like to say i'm here but no doubt some bright spark will say i've never been all here. :crazy: :crazy:
Still around, and i mean around the site and not a reference to my manly beer barrel figure :smug: flipa
Quote by admin
It is there to ensure the overview integrity of the site and provide the best service to the members.
Griff.

Surely the best service for the members is one where their account reflects there statusconfused:
Take me for example (oooo errrr easy now), i could go both ways :? :shock: I'm male (well last time i checked) so I would pick male but I'm part of a couple, we each have seperate IDs, so is a 'male' ID right, or a 'couple'?
Personally I'm happy the way I am, just passing an observation.
Quote by Vicky_uk
I am looking for members who are willing to chaperone the first time munchers at the NW Munch
The Volunteers need to be
1. On the Confirmed List for the Munch (as the list is closed )
2. Someone who has attended a few Munches
3. Will stay with the newbies till they feel comfortable and relaxed
I hope some of you can help me
Regards Vicky

If you have any fit young women i'll look after them, or the can look afterme, no doubt i'll loose Calista AGAIN!! rolleyes :roll: lol
Quote by Shireen_Mids
Slight hijack here sorry redface
Morbius kiss Have you read the books?? (your avatar) OMG they are soooooo good biggrin
Hijack over sorry surprisedops:
Shireen
xxx

Yep sure have, couldn't put them down, only down side is i have to wait now for the third one sad
OK, finally decided to put an ad on here, lets see what happens.
Calista and I are in London this weekend (14th/15th), Calista is going to visit a friend so I'm making the most of a rare visit 'home' :bounce: :smile2: drinkies .
I'm planning on stopping in a hotel close(ish) to the city and basically having some fun, food drinks and whatever else comes my way :twisted:
I'm mainly wondering if there are any of you mighty fine ladies are free Saturday, afternoon and/or evening/night. Basically i'm looking for some company, if you just fancy hooking up for a drink of three and sharing some time thats fine :cheers: , or if your up for some more 'private' fun then thats fine too, i'm easy (so to speak dunno ) hump 69position passionkiss
Alternatively if any couples are going to be around and at a loose end give me a shout.
Anyway, if anyones free feel free to pm, msn, email or shout.
Morbius
Quote by naughtynymphos1

Without meaning to sound funny Steph, its ok for you, yours has worked, but Calistas hasn't.

i've just had a look on her profile and her post code no longer seems to be on there, i guess you got it sorted, i however still can't fecking gte mine off mad :x
Try WBBs suggestion of page 4 of the Warning thread smile
Quote by Sexysteph
mmmmmmmmm...... so I see. With the bugs being worked on perhaps we need to give them a bit of time and it will work for all - in the meantime periodically visit the acct page and try wink

Without meaning to sound funny Steph, its ok for you, yours has worked, but Calistas hasn't.
At this precise moment any complete tosser can very very simply get acces to a LOT of her personal details, address, phone number etc etc. She is now extreemly worried.
I agree time will be needed to iron out teething problems, but to me this isnt a teething problem... this is basic site functionality and security of the members and things like this should have been tested before the update went live.
Whenever I have done any programming or scripting a mock up of the 'new' version is always run alongside the old one first to make sure the basic security and scripting functions are FULLY functional BEFORE it goes 100% live, it would appear this hasn't happened.
As far as Calista is concerned, being the person she is, EVERYTHING is on hold until she is saticfied this has been sorted. We're s'posed to be going into town for our daughters birthday pressie, that is on hold until our security on this site is sorted and secure. So its not just a case of 'sit back and wait'.
Quote by fabio grooverider

3. After the first 12 months one of two things will happen
If you are an active community participent, ie a genuine user and contributer to this site by posting in the forum or submitting dogging locations or storys etc, you will continue to get free premuim membership ongoing. We will consult you on the gate for this in the next few months.
If you are not an active community participent then after 12 months free premium upgrade your account will be reduced to what you have now!. Then you can decide to use it like that or pay to have it as premium again to use the extra bells and whissles.
Basically this is the theory, we never want any of the existing community members to pay for anything. If you are active you will never pay!. If on the other hand you are not a community spirited person and come here just to look at peoples pictures then expect to have to pay to do that to support the non paying community members.
Please please please, before i get kicked bitten and bruised again as I said we will discuss together what makes a community member and agree that before the 12 months are up.

Can i ask a question in regards to this....Obviously this covers those very well in the forums... but.I know a lot of people who use the chatroom and only come into the forums just to put their name down for munches.....can i ask how they will be covered after 12 months....as it been stated before, different people use different parts of the site and they aren't always intertwining...
you are probably sick of being grilled by now..... .
Fabio, I would imagine that because of the introduction of a universal login this would be covered under that. (apologies for poor grammar I'm so tired).
Cali x
added in edit ... apologies for forgetting to log Morbius off the laptop too :doh: rolleyes
Quote by Elliot
Ok 5 pages to catch up on, probably by the time I’ve wrote this it will be 8!
I have read ALL of the replies, and taken them on board
User profile – a unified page which will become the focal point for most of the new features, fully customisable profiles, public and private galleries etc etc, perhaps it doesn’t seem overly beneficial at the moment, but you may find it quite nice when its up and running.
Finally – thanks for you input, and yes we will be asking for suggestions, comments and any input anyone has on the stuff we have planned, it makes good sense to use the wealth of experience from this community.
verification will NOT be implemented judging by the reaction on here.
beer lasted thank god, my energy didn’t however biggrin
As you say we completely underestimated the community here, and made a right pigs ear of the changeover, its sad that we did not get off to a better start, but I hope we can build on this, I really do.

I'm beginning..... just beginning :twisted: to like this guy!!!!
I for one sincerely hope that the reality lives upto the expectation you are giving off smile
It would appear they are willing to listen to us, now a plea from the heart to the sceptics amoungst us....
Whether or not you think the improvements/changes/developments will be a good thing or not LETS GIVE THEM TIME TO SHOW US WHAT THEY CAN DO!
Quote by Calista
What about swingers without children?? Can we start a baby monitor pool so we can borrow the transmitters for the front door/next door neighbours?
lol

rotflmao
perhaps we could just listen in on the neighbours :twisted:
C x
We don't need baby monitors to do that, we can hear them fine (must remember to make sure the glass is EMPTY before putting it to the wall confused :twisted:
Quote by Calista

Notice how i post this when SHE has gone to the loo bolt

erm yeah .. thanks for sharing this information! rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll:
C x
You rmore than welcome............ you thought absolutely nothing of releaving our intimate conversation aboutmy bollox.
What goes around and all! flipa
Just wait to see what the reply is, and in the meantime............. brbggp
Yeah me coz i got the laptop!!!! :twisted:
Notice how i post this when SHE has gone to the loo bolt
and no before any smart arse comments i don't mean is she OUR blonde!!!
Angel......... sweety....... redface surprisedops:
Can i ask.................
Is your daughter blonde???? :oops: :oops: bolt
Quote by mollyandchris
Cheers guys!

I love you guys..... as articulate as ever!!! rotflmao
Quote by EagerSlut
Give the guy a chance! smackbottom :smackbottom:
Just some of the things he's got to catch up with are all the postings since last night, read PMs, make notes in order to reply, AND have a personal life too (it is the weekend after all).
There is more to life than SH! rolleyes :roll:
innocent :whistling: :whistling: [

There is??????????????
Quote by Sexysteph
HOLD ON!!!!!!!!!!!
Has anyone SEEN Elliot so far today??????????????
Quick Martin call 696969 and send the emergency crew round the poor guy appears to have vanished!!!!!!
:twisted:

Yeah he was logged on a little while back wink
PHEWWWW
I thought we'd done him in or something!!!!! lol
Quote by Calista
Thanks everyone, you all made it a great night and it was wonderful seeing old and new faces alike smile
Really enjoyed ourselves but getting up for work wasn't fun this morning sad
Calista x

Thats funny, i never had a problem getting up for work this morning :twisted:
HOLD ON!!!!!!!!!!!
Has anyone SEEN Elliot so far today??????????????
Quick Martin call 696969 and send the emergency crew round the poor guy appears to have vanished!!!!!!
:twisted:
I haven't obviously read the posts that have been submitted while writing what has turned into a disertation so if i am covering old ground, bear with me confused
Well here starteth day two, well the public day two anyway.
Elliot, Martin and co.......
How are you finding life in the spotlight? I think you or one of your colleagues has already sad it wasn't the reaction you were expecting.
I will admit i was/still am, to a degree, sceptical of the changes. I did have the pleasure of meeting Mark once and I remember the reaction he and Helen got from the 250 or so people at that Munch. I hope that one day you will be held in the same regard.
People here do have very strong opinions, some express them well and are very articulate, a certain 'Frozen filled pastry envelope' (identity obscured in case i get a slap whip )for example. I'm educated but that guy can talk me under the table, he has a aura about him that has me on bended knees most of the time and yet he has to be one of the funniest individuals on this planet! Just ask anyone who was at the first Notts munch last year and they will agree. Sitting in a hotel lobby at 4am reciting rude Monty Python lyrics as some poor unsuspecting guest scuuries past...... a sight and sound for sore eyes i can tell you, something that still has us in stitches rotflmao.
Or the 'World War II bouncing bomb bloke' the morning after, with his comb in his hair, a comb he'd spent an hour trying to find! :doh: Walking out of the hotel to the food outlet round the corner for breakfast, with a hotel cup because he thought it was part of the hotel!!! dunno :crazy:
Well maybe you had to be there lol.
There are people on here i would travel the length and breadth of the country for at the drop of a hat if they needed help, there are some people that would think nothing of driving half the length of the country just to pick a friend up from the airport to drop them home! :cheers:
Anyway, the point to my rambling? This site - this server, bandwidth, collection of data and irc server is SO much more than the sum of its parts. Your company may have brought the hardware and data known as Swinging Heaven, but as others have said its is us the individual users that make the site what it is. No we dont like change, thats the British way i supose, but as a few have said we'll wait and see, what else can we do?
Please bear this in mind whenever you make decicions about this site - to you this site is a business venture, at the end of the day, correct me if i'm wrong, you want to see a return for your investment. To many of the people here it represents so much more. The lifestyle we lead is one that Joe Bloggs public don't agree with, look down upon even. This place is a scantuary, a home away from home if you like. Some menbers here meet up or see each other almost daily/weekly, the friends they have made on here are their everyday friends.
Others like Calista and I don't have that freedom sad . At the end of the day we are a husband and wife, we're a mum and dad, brother and sister in law. Calista works full time, I'm a 3rd year degree student, I study full time, work part time. I'm am husband full time, a dad part-time when the kids are home and i dont have my head in a book, a brother when needs be and when i can get the free time :silly: :small-print: . We meet others rarely, prehaps once a month if we're lucky. No we don't spend that whole one evening a month shagging any/everyone we can, believe it or not a lot here are here for the social side. There are even people on here who don't swing!!!!!!!!!!!!
This place is a haven built and thriving on respect, understanding and tollerence. Granted you may not have been on the receiving end of that yet but bear in mind this was the mother of all shocks. You maywell mean well, may have great ideas to improve the site, just remember WE are the site. I for one hate to see divisions, class seperations, cliques and i hope that with time you will come to feel the same way about the site as we do, you never know you may like it here, as a social pitstop not just a bread-winner.
With all that said...
Good Luck.
Our happiness, our community, our oasis is in your hands now.
Quote by MikeNorth
However if you could offer a better photo upload with automatic resize on the fly that would be helpful biggrin (Not to me with my MCSE and techy job, but to all those normal people out there smile )

TnH, is that a typo? Shouldn't it be GCSE?
bolt
No he hit all the wrong keys.... it should be NVQ level I.
:bolt::bolt:
Quote by Elliot
Ah yes, sorry was meant to reply about the meet. I think you can probably guess what im going to say, and thats no thanks, for now. Promise we will be up to a meet as soon as, but not tonight, just to much going on today. I for one am looking forward to a good drink tonight smile

Thats all any of us will be doing... its a social not an orgy. wink
Just in case some are wondering, in spite of unfolding events with SH ownership....
Tonights social IS STILL ON.
biggrin cool :D 8-) lol :lol: 8-) :D 8-) :D
OPEN INVITE TO THE NEW OWNERS
I don't know how much you have seen of the forums as they stand but......
A lot of folks have made a big point about community and the way WE are.
I don'y know where you all live however heres the invite.......
Calista and I have arranged a get together of folks from the site tonight in Derby.
I openly invite any/all of you to come along and see/meet the kind of people you are going to be dealing with.
I know its very short notice, but that seems to be the theme of the day lol.
Morbius.