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Mr_D_and_HotTart
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 55
Bisexual Female, 60
0 miles · Hereford and Worcester
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Oh no, how did we manage to miss this thread on the forum? We'll probably come along anyway though :-)
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Here's quick rumour round-up.
There will definitely be 11 celeb housemates, 6 women and 5 men. Changes to the house from the last series to make things easier for the celebs include a set of weights and 2 exercise bikes in the living room, a loo in the jail and (strangely) white rocking horses on springs in the garden.
There are lots of rumoured celebs, including:
Lucy Pinder
Michelle Heaton
Ulrika Jonsson
Mutya Buena (ex sugarbabes)
LaToya Jackson
Georgina Baillie (Andrew Sachs granddaughter in the Russell Brand / Jonathan Ross kerfuffle)
Whitney Houston
Steve Strange (Visage)
Sir Patrick Moore
Ben Adams (singer in boyband A1)
Verne Troyer (Mini-Me from Austin Powers)
Coolio
Terry Christian
Tim Henman
Blake Fielder-Civil (aka Mr Amy Winehouse)
Lembit Opik MP
Ian Wright
but not Sir Cliff Richard, who demanded a private loo and didn't get one.
There will definitely be 11 celeb housemates, 6 women and 5 men. Changes to the house from the last series to make things easier for the celebs include a set of weights and 2 exercise bikes in the living room, a loo in the jail and (strangely) white rocking horses on springs in the garden.
There are lots of rumoured celebs, including:
Lucy Pinder
Michelle Heaton
Ulrika Jonsson
Mutya Buena (ex sugarbabes)
LaToya Jackson
Georgina Baillie (Andrew Sachs granddaughter in the Russell Brand / Jonathan Ross kerfuffle)
Whitney Houston
Steve Strange (Visage)
Sir Patrick Moore
Ben Adams (singer in boyband A1)
Verne Troyer (Mini-Me from Austin Powers)
Coolio
Terry Christian
Tim Henman
Blake Fielder-Civil (aka Mr Amy Winehouse)
Lembit Opik MP
Ian Wright
but not Sir Cliff Richard, who demanded a private loo and didn't get one.
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Apple will not allow any applications that have 'adult content' to appear on the iPhone, so this isn't going to happen 
A version of the site that's optimised for the phone's screen size might be an idea, but it's fairly usable as it is - only the chatroom and video clips don't work on the iPhone, everything else on the site works just fine.
A version of the site that's optimised for the phone's screen size might be an idea, but it's fairly usable as it is - only the chatroom and video clips don't work on the iPhone, everything else on the site works just fine.
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Here's what the Bible says about swinging...
"in everything, do to others what you would have them do to you, for this sums up the Law and the Prophets." Matthew 7:12
"in everything, do to others what you would have them do to you, for this sums up the Law and the Prophets." Matthew 7:12
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We will going to Chameleons next Monday, does anyone else from here want to come?
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Really sorry here too, we have to drop out as well :-(
We were really looking forward to seeing all the Essex crew again, but events beyond our control mean we are spending the weekend up miles away in the West Midlands.
Hope you all have a great night, and make sure someone gives Lisa a birthday kiss from both of us!
We were really looking forward to seeing all the Essex crew again, but events beyond our control mean we are spending the weekend up miles away in the West Midlands.
Hope you all have a great night, and make sure someone gives Lisa a birthday kiss from both of us!
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We've just managed to clear a whole load of real life stuff out of the way and get a free weekend, so we'd love to come and celebrate Lisa's birthday if there's room for 2 more?
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Sorry for the short notice, but we've both managed to get out of working tomorrow (yay!), so can we come too please?
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Hi, looks like we'll probably be there, so we'll look out for you!
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Shows you how much attention I've been paying! It was removed for a time as people suspected the post count was the reson for all these irrelevant posts... but it seems not!
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There is a post counter, but it's hidden - all you see is the purple bar under people's names, which gradually fills up as you make more posts. I'm proud to say there's very little waffle in MY big purple bar!
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I've PM-ed you link to the official answer... unfortunately, it's a multi-choice process where you do different things depending on exactly what's happenening, so it's not really suitable to cut and paste here... but it's fairly straightforward to follow the instructions.
Not sure about posting the link off-site here - is that allowable or not?
Not sure about posting the link off-site here - is that allowable or not?
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We're off to Chameleons on Monday the 3rd, does anyone fancy joining us?
If you don't know what to expect, check out the Clubs and parties link on the left to read swinging heaven member's reviews of the club. Please bear in mind that this is a bi-night, so if you don't want to see guy-on-guy action, this wouldn't be the best night for you!
If you don't know what to expect, check out the Clubs and parties link on the left to read swinging heaven member's reviews of the club. Please bear in mind that this is a bi-night, so if you don't want to see guy-on-guy action, this wouldn't be the best night for you!
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Well, I'll definitely be going with the lovely horneyoldtart who I love very much 
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brilliant thread, have just pointed someone else to read it
That's my cue to chip in I guess
Lots of wise words said already, so I'll not go over and over things that have been already said.
There's an element of risk in everything, and it's for everyone to decide their own levels. Part of the problem is that it's very hard to tell exactly how risky a particular activity is. I've have my limits - protected sex for penetration, unprotected for oral - but getting hard facts about how much risk this actuall entails seems impossible. I know unprotected oral sex with a stranger has a risk level, but is it as risky as crossing the road, or as risky as crossing the M25 blindfold?
I like the existence of the bareback room. Some people enjoy risk taking, that's their decision. I don't climb mountians, skydive or have unprotected sex, but if you want to, that's up to you. I'd rather people were honest that they were looking for bareback sex when arranging meets so I can avoid them rather than casually dropping 'by the way we don't use condoms' into the conversation once things have got to the clothes-off stage!
One thing not mentioned so far that really does annoy me is when people take my insistence on wearing a condom as some kind of insult.
Quite a few times in the jacuzzi in a certain club I've been in a position where I've said 'I'll just pop to the locker room for a condom' and the woman concerned has stormed off in a huff. It's one thing to decide to take risks, it's quite another to assume I'm willing to take it too.
Am I right to feel indignant about this?
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Well, Friday was great fun, so we;ll have to get our names down for this one too!
Mister_Discreet and Horneyoldtart... maybe I'll even find a song I can remember the tune of this time!
Mister_Discreet and Horneyoldtart... maybe I'll even find a song I can remember the tune of this time!
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Just about to set off now, should be there in an hour or so, look for the guy with bleached blonde hair and glasses to collect your free depthroat blowjobs :twisted:
It's likely to be fairly busy in the evening, but I've never known Chameleons to get so busy that people are turned away if that's what you are worried about, especially as a lot of the regulars don't go to bi nights. It may be a little less busy in the afternoon, but that usually just means they won't open one of the two jacuzzis, so it doesn't feel quiet.
Normal Monday closing time is 1am, I think it may be later on a bank holiday though. You could always give them a ring to ask, the contact details are on the club review page.
It's likely to be fairly busy in the evening, but I've never known Chameleons to get so busy that people are turned away if that's what you are worried about, especially as a lot of the regulars don't go to bi nights. It may be a little less busy in the afternoon, but that usually just means they won't open one of the two jacuzzis, so it doesn't feel quiet.
Normal Monday closing time is 1am, I think it may be later on a bank holiday though. You could always give them a ring to ask, the contact details are on the club review page.
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Well, assuming we are talking about Chameleons in Darlaston, I'd say either Sundays (relaxed and a bit quieter) or Saturdays (couples only - a bit cliquey, but you won't be shooing away single men as it's couples only after 7).
