Quote by dekntan
Is that better than cream in the supermarket?
the very freshest cream ya can get
:lol:you called :happy:
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the very freshest cream ya can get
:lol:you called :happy:
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Mr__cream123
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 62
Bisexual Female, 43
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the very freshest cream ya can get
:lol:you called :happy:
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can we be added please pk...
looks like the north east are going on tour
looks like the north east are going on tour
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Quote by Jane_CD
Not sure where to go though - this is all new to me.
as tyneside4fun said on the original post, the Pink Triangle is the Gay area of Newcastle.
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you arranged a meet on another site and it went tits up....yet you say you've just joined sh....and you choose to complain about it on here....but look on other sites for meets. 
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Quote by creampie123
ffs is that it is that all there is ......
for the man to reply...... i'm only use to playing in village halls...it's the first time i've played in a cathedral.....
I hope you not implying something there mister
I was a virgin when i met u so
:flipa: :flipa: Miss cream xxx
implying fook all hun....thought the plank at the end of the bed might of been a clue tho...:whistle:
Master of Sex
ffs is that it is that all there is ......
for the man to reply...... i'm only use to playing in village halls...it's the first time i've played in a cathedral.....
for the man to reply...... i'm only use to playing in village halls...it's the first time i've played in a cathedral.....
Master of Sex
you seem to have covered all your groups for who you will meet...just to give you a idea what you up against on here....
the figures below are taken after going into the "photo adds" and selecting search....all the figures below are within a 20 mile radius of us and we are a cpl mile from newcastle-upon-tyne.
couples seeking men 8 pages
men seeking couples 34 pages
women seeking men 3 pages
men seeking women 34 pages
men seeking men 20 pages
men seeking groups 4 pages
it's a dog eat dog world out there ...and it's heavily stacked against the single male..
you really do have to stand out from the crowd.....the forums are a good start, so are the chatrooms ....you get in what you put out .
the figures below are taken after going into the "photo adds" and selecting search....all the figures below are within a 20 mile radius of us and we are a cpl mile from newcastle-upon-tyne.
couples seeking men 8 pages
men seeking couples 34 pages
women seeking men 3 pages
men seeking women 34 pages
men seeking men 20 pages
men seeking groups 4 pages
it's a dog eat dog world out there ...and it's heavily stacked against the single male..
you really do have to stand out from the crowd.....the forums are a good start, so are the chatrooms ....you get in what you put out .
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go to my settings over there >>>>>>>> then you'll see "account" "forum" click forum..you select your avatar in there..but photo's of genitals aren't allowed as avatars .
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mcclaren was the wrong man from the start,should never off been employed by the f.a...but he was and we got what we deserved...we should off walked this group weeks ago, we should never of been put in the position of having to win/draw our last game to qualify...the undr21's have done better then the full team.
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Quote by creampie123
I'd have voted but it wouldnt let me. I make sure Im near the door cos I'd hate to hear the mr hear me go to the toilet when Im on an early shift!!
We live in a flat
He doesnt know this like but also where we live now, the toilet is opposit the bedroom :eeek:
Miss Cream xxx
ffs mrs cream i no fine well the fooking toilet is opposite the bedroom ...either that or i'm peeing in the wrong place ffs
oh my goodness that made me laugh.
I needed that. thankyou. xx
OK OK
I know what i meant. how embarrasing is this?
ops: :oops: What i meant to say is that the mr didnt know i was replying to this thread and then shoulda started a new paragraph saying where our loo was.
im not gonna live this down am I?
U lot know the true Miss Cream now :oops:
Miss Cream xxx
nope ya not gonna live this down.... i've known the real mrs cream for years......and it ain't a pretty picture :lol:
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Quote by creampie123
I'd have voted but it wouldnt let me. I make sure Im near the door cos I'd hate to hear the mr hear me go to the toilet when Im on an early shift!!
We live in a flat
He doesnt know this like but also where we live now, the toilet is opposit the bedroom :eeek:
Miss Cream xxx
ffs mrs cream i no fine well the fooking toilet is opposite the bedroom ...either that or i'm peeing in the wrong place ffs
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I was born in:
Darlington
My favorite music includes:
guns n roses,stereophonics,def leppard,pink,sweet,queen
My favourite films : saving private ryan. bridge over river kwai...shrek.
My favourite books include: stig of the dump
My favourite food includes: ..italian...
Never, ever cook this for me!
cauliflower cheese
My "tipple" is:
beer
Sports I like to participate in:
prefer to watch
Sports I like to watch:
football,rugby league,cricket
Teams I support:
man utd
Ideal family day out:
theme park(alton towers)
Ideal Destination for a romantic European weekend break:
paris
Dream, once in a lifetime holiday:
canada/australia/new zealand
Ideal weeks summer family holiday:
camping in this country
Ideal weeks winter family holiday:
don't do cold
If I could time travel, I would go back to:
victorian times
Favourite sexual position:
mrs cream on top
Biggest turn on:
Passionate kissing
Biggest turn off:
Feeling I'm with someone who's not that interested.
Extrovert or Wallflower?
Wallflower- but acting as extrovert!
Hobbies:
football
Ideal night out:
nice meal with mates
Ideal night in:
nice meal with the mrs
Shoot me if I ever get stuck in a lift with:
jo brand,simon cowell,arsene wenger,steve mc claren,
If I win £10 million, I will:
buy a plot of land and build my ideal home...i would buy my x-wifes home and put it in my daughters name so it was there for her when she was older,i'd also buy the cars i've always wanted to buy.
Darlington
My favorite music includes:
guns n roses,stereophonics,def leppard,pink,sweet,queen
My favourite films : saving private ryan. bridge over river kwai...shrek.
My favourite books include: stig of the dump
My favourite food includes: ..italian...
Never, ever cook this for me!
cauliflower cheese
My "tipple" is:
beer
Sports I like to participate in:
prefer to watch
Sports I like to watch:
football,rugby league,cricket
Teams I support:
man utd
Ideal family day out:
theme park(alton towers)
Ideal Destination for a romantic European weekend break:
paris
Dream, once in a lifetime holiday:
canada/australia/new zealand
Ideal weeks summer family holiday:
camping in this country
Ideal weeks winter family holiday:
don't do cold
If I could time travel, I would go back to:
victorian times
Favourite sexual position:
mrs cream on top
Biggest turn on:
Passionate kissing
Biggest turn off:
Feeling I'm with someone who's not that interested.
Extrovert or Wallflower?
Wallflower- but acting as extrovert!
Hobbies:
football
Ideal night out:
nice meal with mates
Ideal night in:
nice meal with the mrs
Shoot me if I ever get stuck in a lift with:
jo brand,simon cowell,arsene wenger,steve mc claren,
If I win £10 million, I will:
buy a plot of land and build my ideal home...i would buy my x-wifes home and put it in my daughters name so it was there for her when she was older,i'd also buy the cars i've always wanted to buy.
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Quote by tyneside4fun
Yep we be there but like we said might be a little late...
problems with the stannah
no its working fine thx GRANDAD just we getting married that day lol.......
really...you getting married ?????
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Quote by tyneside4fun
Yep we be there but like we said might be a little late...
problems with the stannah
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wiped condensation off window to peer out and deffo no snow here...it obviuosly hasn't travelled this far north...but there again who does :lol:
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Quote by Gingerchox
Don't want to upset or pre judge anybody, but we've noticed that within this wonderful swinging community there are a lot of relationships where one partner is 10 or more years older than the other (or ten years younger, depending how you look at it!).
Could this be because the older partner is 'in charge' of the relationship and driving the agenda or the younger one is simply too demanding for their more mature counterpart??:D :D
What do other members think? Would esp love to hear from couples in such relationships and how they've overcome their own insecurities (if they had any!) and the prejudices of others
there is 19 years between me and the mrs.....did age have anything to do with me fancying mrs cream ..hell no....she was this attractive person that walked into the garage i was on night shift at...i said to myself fooking hell she's nice.... over the months i got to no her better..and better.... but thats another story... we ended up working at the same place but that had alot to do with me wanting to work there because she worked there, weeks became months and we were still talking...i fancied the ass of her ....but thought right or wrong the age gap would play a big part.....and the age gap did play a part.......mrs cream wasn't sure how other ppl would think.....i tried to tell her if ppl liked you they would accept us as a cpl but seeing that was easier than trying to explian it to her........i always knew the age gap would be a problem but i wasn't gonna let it spoil my chances of getting with her....age to me was but a number(something you'll probs hear alot in this thread)ppl were funny with us...mainly her friends and her family...my family(sons being her age) didn't see a problem..they were happy cos there dad was happy....it's been a long road that i sometimes thought do i want to travel.....and the answer has always been yes...i love mrs cream to bits always have always will.....not becuase of her age but because off who she is... and here we are 3 years on and still together and still happy would i change anything....would i fook.
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Quote by Cherrybombs
would you be able to let us know more info please, just found out about it, never been before and quite interested.
Thanks in advance
it's a social,, socials are where people from the site and the chatroom meet up ,it's a chance to put names to faces,there's no pressure to play, it's a chance to meet up with old friends that people have met at previuos socials and make new friends.....it also gives newbies a chance to ask more experienced members questions about the site or about meeting people or about anything there not sure about... socials happen regularly thru the year and it's at these that some great friendships are born...... i know they have for us......you have to dip your toes sometime and as this is a large do, can be over whelming for a first time.....if you decide to come you will be made welcome.....things will be explained to you if you ask.....and there's no pressure to play....it's just like going to a family party.....you'll make some great friends..honestly
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Quote by Mrcoupleseekfun
The same one as last time?
That bloke was a penis of the highest order and ought to be hung, drawn & quartered before he gets behind a set of decks again
nope not him..never never ever he was shite....this is someone differant and he's a member on here so discretion assured..
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go to my settings >>>>>>>>>>>> over there,then you will see on the right hand side account and forum,click forum...you'll then see my avatar...you change it there.
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can't stand the programme... never watch it, mind i don't watch any soap, can never understand how people get so into them where it almost takes over there life..
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thank you all...mind mrs cream not taking it to well...a granny at 25 ...mother and baby are doing great both home now dad is still up in the clouds somewhere....baby was born after a 6 1/2hr labour naturally ,tried to give the mother an epidural but as it was being inserted mother wanted to push....and there she was for the whole world to see 8lb 0 oz. dad(my son) cried more than his daughter,but there again so did i when he was born,and that only seems like a few years ago he's 21 tomorrow :shock: (where do the years go)...mother was lucky no stitches at all..in or out, she couldn't breast feed because the pethadine (sp) she had been given was still in her system so had to bottle you all for your kind words they mean alot......now how do i convince mrs cream thats it's ok to be a grandmother....before she's a mother :roll:
...mother and baby are doing great both home now dad is still up in the clouds somewhere....baby was born after a 6 1/2hr labour naturally ,tried to give the mother an epidural but as it was being inserted mother wanted to push....and there she was for the whole world to see 8lb 0 oz. dad(my son) cried more than his daughter,but there again so did i when he was born,and that only seems like a few years ago he's 21 tomorrow :shock: (where do the years go)...mother was lucky no stitches at all..in or out, she couldn't breast feed because the pethadine (sp) she had been given was still in her system so had to bottle you all for your kind words they mean alot......now how do i convince mrs cream thats it's ok to be a grandmother....before she's a mother :roll: Master of Sex
once you create a room you only have a few seconds to get in it ..otherwise as woohoo said it closes...a good tip is to move the room list down to where your room will appear,then when you press create room you can jump straight into it..
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mrs c joined facebook a few weeks ago because a friend invited her...now said friend sends her every fooking invite going,it's doing my head in everytime i log into msn and see we have about 10 emails...to find that they are all off said friend,inviting her to this that and the other,i no what i'd like to do to these invites but she'll probs need surgery to shite again...
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Quote by Alandtra69
could we please be added to the list, would love to come xx
bloody hell ...thought this list had standards.....
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wishing the best person ever to enter my life,the happiest day of her life, love you loads and loads babes and hope you have a brilliant birthday..i know you will
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