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NLondonJohn
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 65
0 miles · Greater London

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Quote by elleandcee
i have nothing against 50+ people swinging, hey i say go for it peeps.
however, i personally would not like to 'swing' with anyone over 45, my mum is only 51 if you get my point!!

What's her advert number, elle? :rascal:
I imagine the term that upsets more people than any other is ............
NO SINGLE MALES lol
Quote by lambchop
Is there a worse way to be dumped?

What about logging on and realising that your partner is now posting as elleanddee? :shock:
Certainly not too old for swinging, although perhaps not swinging from the chandelier ............
I wouldn't worry foxylady2209. It will just die a natural death as other posts overtake it......................
Whoops! :grin:
May I add my thanks - to everyone for making the Social such a friendly and welcoming event, but especially to Robert and Martin for all the organisation (arranging the reduced admission so that we could all go on the club afterwards was a great idea). biggrin
Quote by Dollyminx
I was wondering what the general concensuss was... Do taller women make men feel threatened?

Only when they have names like Klarissa or KandyTV!!
Quote by Robert1961
just make sure you trun up or i will set Bernie on you

Can I join the queue to have Bernie set on me? :rascal:
The royal "we"? .......................................... I wouldn't put anything past Harry!
Quote by foxyandbeasty
In order to survey penis size, the government would like all men with a penis smaller than 3 inches to put a white flag with a red cross onto their vehicle.

That's why I have 4 of them on my car! :grin:
I had also been wondering whether it was just me. I have found if I go back a page I am logged on.
Quote by jessica-r
Are there any really good single men left in the world??:

When you've finished with all the decent men ............................ there's an indecent one here! :grin:
Aaahh! So is this why some profiles say that there are, say, 6 photos but only 3 on the photos page - the others are private?
Quote by davej
I locked it John for the very simple reason that I can't see anyway that a told joke can develop into a thread, all said and done what can be said. It would have been easier to let it drop away without a lock on it, the problem with that based on what I have seen before ,is that folk then go posting their own jokes and before you know it we have jokes all over the place that really dont warrent further comment, basically threads that have no chance of being a thread.

Thanks for explaining your logic. Personally, I rather enjoyed the joke about the hot water bottle ………………. I'd hate to think that contributions like that are being cut out to free up space for interminable posts about sheds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Earlier this evening, somebody posted a couple of jokes and the thread was immediately locked with the comment "Jokes get locked".
I was puzzled by this as it is not immediately apparent why jokes should be banned - so I thought I would check the rules for the reason. I may have missed something, but I have read through the Posting Guidelines and the Acceptable Use Policy and can't find anywhere where it says that jokes are unacceptable, apart from this:
"The posting of pictures on any part of the Swinging Heaven site that you do not have copyright, or posting pictures that are fake, a joke or don't actually contain any part of you in them, or worse, that include a third party." ....... but joke pictures are always being posted in the forums!
So it seems that joke pictures (that are specifically prohibited by the AUP) are not banned but written jokes (which are not prohibited by the AUP) are banned.
Maybe I've misunderstood, or perhaps the AUP should be amended to make things clearer.
Quote by Serendipity
lol
There's a Watford in Northants as well Harry, and as Lestat's not local to either, I thought I might be excitedly leaping to conclusions!!

So, does that mean that the Norf (the wild land north of Watford - where most of the swinging action seems to happen) is now about 60 miles further away from me? :shock:
Quote by westerross
Anybody else found this irritating?
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At least the lists of bi-males and couples in the Outer Hebrides are no longer arriving as weekly PMs from the site.
After I had to cancel when I had to fly out of the country on the morning of Fembernie's social last October, I've been delaying putting my name down for this until I was sure I could attend.
Could you add my name to the list please?
Quote by wantstomeet
does anything work to make your penis bigger,are these pills all fake or real,please help me if you

Why not just cut off the first 2 inches of your tape measure ........................ it seems to work for most of the men on this site!
Quote by Sassy-Seren
What part of 'f*ck off' do you think he didn't understand?

........presumably, the "off" bit!!
I've read this thread with increasing amazement.
Most people who had been caught out with a dodgy profile and a completely bogus photo would keep their head down for a while rather than attacking everyone else with accusations of not being genuine. :shock:
You're not a New Labour spin doctor, are you?
Have you thought of broadening your criteria - to a large woman with a good car? lol
Just a thought, but do you feel your nickname may tend to discourage people from meeting you in dark car parks?
Well, at least it's not "madaxeman" lol
Wank torture? ................. On second thoughts, I'd probably something be better off not knowing what it is! :shock:
Quote by farkuen
So when did you know you where getting old confused:

When your daughter is on the same swingers' site!! wink
I saw the title of this thread and the fact that it was started by the very foxy Dawn - am now disappointed to discover it's about, well ................ foxes! confused sad
Quote by firelizard
WELL!!! of all the places to bump into your MUM :shock:

No chance of a threesome, I suppose .......................... :rascal:
Yes, belated Happy Birthday wishes ...... to someone whose posts are always worth reading. :cheers: