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NLondonJohn
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 65
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Quote by firelizard
WELL!!! of all the places to bump into your MUM :shock:

OMG ..................... that means your parents are still having sex!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by MandH
I did my hood meself, and it didn't hurt at all !! .................. when I wore me anorak it kept on covering me eyes, so I put a safty pin through it to hold it back......... is this the same thing????? wink
M

Have you now been banned from your local shopping centre because of your hood? ...................... especially if you now smell of cabbages and poo!
The software will probably come on a CD with the data cable; otherwise you can download it from the phone manufacturer's website. In addition to downloading pictures, this will allow you to do lots of other things (like uploading mp3 files, organising your phonebook, etc). It's a lot cheaper and quicker than sending pics to save them.
Quote by Serendipity
lol
I once had a dream that I was a bloke, I had fantastic sex with a woman (never bothered to ask her name from what I remember) and then spent the rest of the time fiddling with myself! Fantastic!
And probably quite like being a bloke in real life too :lol:

This post shows just how little women understand us. rolleyes
................. a bloke would have fallen asleep!! :lol:
Quote by Serendipity

I don't like to mess with anyones ogling moments but I have to tell you SuperDave, they're not my ankles lol
I simply don't have time to be all tanned and oiled like that and walking around with your knickers flapping around your ankles isn't easy, especially in meetings!!

........................... they're SuperDave's knickers????!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by Serendipity

I don't like to mess with anyones ogling moments but I have to tell you SuperDave, they're not my ankles lol
I simply don't have time to be all tanned and oiled like that and walking around with your knickers flapping around your ankles isn't easy, especially in meetings!!

........................... they're SuperDave's knickers????!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by northeastcoupleuk
remember when we took our big toy bag to our local club one night and she broke one of our paddles on some ones bum lol

Quote by Rich_and_dee
i got the blame for breaking His cane sad

I'm starting to get very scared :shock:
Quote by northeastcoupleuk
remember when we took our big toy bag to our local club one night and she broke one of our paddles on some ones bum lol

Quote by Rich_and_dee
i got the blame for breaking His cane sad

I'm starting to get very scared :shock:
Quote by markiee24
a healthy appetite for otk fun

My ignorance may be evidence of a sheltered upbringing, but what's "otk fun"? ..................... or is it one of those things I'd be better off not knowing?? :shock:
Quote by Its Harry
Is it through time accrued or amount of posts?

I think it's neither of these; it's an attitude of mind ....................
confused: Do you feel comfortable patronising others as newbies?
:?: Are you happy appointing yourself as official greeter whenever you spot a post by a newbie?
:?: Do you complain that SH is nothing like as good as it was?
:?: Do you feel able to join the feeding frenzy whenever there is a group attack on anyone who says something that upsets a regular?
:?: Is your signature block far larger than the amount of text of your posts?
:?: Do you feel that no thread is complete without a post from yourself, even if it's just to say that you have nothing to say?
If you can answer Yes to most of these, you can tear up your newbie L Plates!!
Quote by Serendipity
Meeeeeee toooooooo!
Got Sky+ on pause so I wait 10 mins and skip the adverts!
<<<saddo biggrin

You think you know someone as a normal everyday pervert ................... and then they come out with dark, disturbing secrets like this!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by Serendipity
Meeeeeee toooooooo!
Got Sky+ on pause so I wait 10 mins and skip the adverts!
<<<saddo biggrin

You think you know someone as a normal everyday pervert ................... and then they come out with dark, disturbing secrets like this!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
A cautionary tale:
My first DP was not exactly the great event I was looking forward to, however. J, the female, had me lie on my back while she gently lowered her arse onto my cock and lay back on me. That part was quite exciting, but then her husband got on top to complete the DP. Because she was not kneeling I ended up bearing all the weight. I found myself pinned to the bed, unable to move and slowing losing all sensation in my lower body ………………. but not wanting to say anything because they both seemed to be having such a good time, particularly J who was moaning like a woman possessed in the throes of her fifth or sixth orgasm.
My thoughts had moved well beyond mere sexual gratification by this time and were beginning to stray into the area of actual survival, as I started to experience the early stages of asphyxiation! :shock:
The moral of the story: If you are at the bottom of a DP, the woman should be on her knees ……………… or make sure the other two are extremely small and light!
Quote by blonde
It took him 5 mins to clean the upstairs windows ..... Steve went back to work ................. it then took the window cleaner 30 mins to clean the downstairs windows !! ......... do u think he was waiting for me to offer him a cuppa ? lol

Perhaps he was hoping you'd offer to squeeze his chammy!! :lol:
Quote by steph
Don't get me wrong some of the pics are Good (I Know I am a Perv) but any of us with kids that can come in the room at anytime we may be viewing a profile do we really want them seeing "pink" or Double/triple penetration in all it's glory. I know I wouldn't.

Am I missing something here? I had assumed that the point was to keep children away from an adult site like SH, not to modify the content so that members could let their children have access to the site. :shock:
Quote by rob-oxford
and on the subject of dogging would taking a dog be politicaly correct?

Yes ........................................... as long as it's a watchdog. lol
Quote by Serendipity
There are many honourable doggers but beware of those who simply don't believe that women can be voyeurs and that we really want to be had over the bonnet.....plenty of those idiots around as my PM box will attest! wink

Fancy a shag, then? ................ Your bonnet or mine? :grin:
Quote by Serendipity
SS - getting better!
Rohshambo - NW London ! :doh: lol

.................................. don't you just love dominant women?!!!!!!!!!!!! wink
This is obviously a big step for a couple – and one that you both have to feel happy with as the situation develops. May I suggest that you need to talk things through as a couple before the meeting, so that you are both clear on your agreed limits. You might decide that you will have a progression through these limits as long as you are both happy as things develop. Neither should feel pressured into going along with something just because the other seems to be having fun at the time.
Looking at things from the single male’s point of view, you need to have made it clear to him exactly why you are meeting, eg just a social meeting, or, perhaps, with the possibility of play if everyone is happy. That way there is no embarrassment if, when you meet, you don’t want to take things further ……….. and you can part company in a civilised and friendly manner.
Quote by WendySteve
and can I be the prize for 1000. I am sure hubby is open to bribery lol

After looking at Wendy's pics, I'm also encouraged to increase my posting rate. About another 10 years I'd guess.
Well, at least, this is +1. biggrin
I think somebody referred to it on another site, and I found myself being the twelfth member to join - which still surprises me as I'm normally the last person to hear about anything. .............. Did somebody say George Best has died??
Quote by Calista
I've always believed it to be Johnny Thin because Johnny Stout puller her out (reference to size) a bit like Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater etc.
C x

Never thought of it before - but it has a certain logic!
Ding dong bell, pussy's in the well
Who put her in? Little Johnny Flynn
Who pulled her out? Little Tommy Stout
What a naughty boy was that, try to drown poor Pussycat,
Who ne'er did any harm
But killed all the mice in the Farmer's barn!
Close enough! Time for bed here also.
LOL. This one is slightly different .............
Ding dong! I was the original naughty boy. It was only the intervention of that stout boy saved her – and, yes I know, she ne’er did anyone any harm.