Quote by firelizard
WELL!!! of all the places to bump into your MUM :shock:
OMG ..................... that means your parents are still having sex!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

Quote by MandH
I did my hood meself, and it didn't hurt at all !! .................. when I wore me anorak it kept on covering me eyes, so I put a safty pin through it to hold it back......... is this the same thing?????
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Quote by Serendipity![]()
I once had a dream that I was a bloke, I had fantastic sex with a woman (never bothered to ask her name from what I remember) and then spent the rest of the time fiddling with myself! Fantastic!
And probably quite like being a bloke in real life too :lol:
Quote by Serendipity
I don't like to mess with anyones ogling moments but I have to tell you SuperDave, they're not my ankles![]()
I simply don't have time to be all tanned and oiled like that and walking around with your knickers flapping around your ankles isn't easy, especially in meetings!!
Quote by Serendipity
I don't like to mess with anyones ogling moments but I have to tell you SuperDave, they're not my ankles![]()
I simply don't have time to be all tanned and oiled like that and walking around with your knickers flapping around your ankles isn't easy, especially in meetings!!
Quote by Its Harry
Is it through time accrued or amount of posts?
Quote by blonde
It took him 5 mins to clean the upstairs windows ..... Steve went back to work ................. it then took the window cleaner 30 mins to clean the downstairs windows !! ......... do u think he was waiting for me to offer him a cuppa ?
Quote by steph
Don't get me wrong some of the pics are Good (I Know I am a Perv) but any of us with kids that can come in the room at anytime we may be viewing a profile do we really want them seeing "pink" or Double/triple penetration in all it's glory. I know I wouldn't.
Quote by Serendipity
There are many honourable doggers but beware of those who simply don't believe that women can be voyeurs and that we really want to be had over the bonnet.....plenty of those idiots around as my PM box will attest!