In London from 15/11 to 19/11. Hotel fun is the best fun! Let’s meet up!!

Emotionally and physically available for casual banter, spontaneous weekdays play, and mutually beneficial good times. I’m 38, sarcastic, and fluent in the art of fluency. If you’re looking to skip the small talk, share a drink, and have some adult fun with no pressure to label it something, we’re probably on the same page. Let's make this simple and see where it takes us.

Likes:

Moscow Mules

Weekday play dates

Swedish Fish

CNC (bonus points for knowing the acronym)

The trifecta of piercings

Tats

Jeopardy

Squirters

Dislikes:

Lettuce (useless plant)

Endless texting

Don’t be shy, hit me up and we can have some fun!

With all of that sex-leaning profile stuff said - I have 3 degrees, read over 100 books a year, and can make conversation about nearly everything. I also love to listen and think women are far superior to men in every way.

So I guess I’m saying get you a man who can do both?