Quote by CiscoCat6k
How can you make your gf/wife interested in swinging or a 3 some?

Find a really gorgeous, muscular, well endowed man to join you.
She'll thank you for it
Rachel
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Gee... Thanks Rachel!!! Now I definitely would never stand a chance if that was what the women are looking for!!! There's no way I could spend that much time in a gym to become that muscular!!!

I wouldn't worry about it, Benz, that isn't what all women are looking for, or all swingers for that matter.
But newone is looking for someone to join him and his missus and needs something to "convice" her, so he tells us.
He might not enjoy watching it, but if his problem is convincing her, he needs to make the offer atractive to her.
Rachel
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What's the record for the most posts within a post anyway?
Rachel
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I meant quotes within a post
No -
quotes within quotes within a post
Third time lucky
Rachel
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You sure you got it right that time, Chick???
You know now I'm not so sure.
Oh well doesn't matter.
What was the original question again?
Rachel
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Oh - I spelt "convince" wrong.
Sod it - I'm not going through all that lot to edit it out!
Rachel
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Yeah. Try bringing that lot into MSWord to spell check it !!!
Can't help you with the editing. I'm off for another riding lesson to see if C's monster can dump me on my arse. I swear to God if he refuses at the last second again, I'm out the side door.
Am I allowed to come back in on this little game here??? this does make pretty little pyramid patterns as well eh? Still that's my two penneth!!How can you make your gf/wife interested in swinging or a 3 some?
Have you told your gf/wife that this is something that you are interested in? Perhaps if you mention it as something that you have been thinking about and leave it at that for a while, it will give her chance to think about it.
I know that since I aired my feelings to DB, it is now so much easier to let my mind wander while I am on the train to work!!!!!! You know, that 'wonder what it would be like to ............' scenario!!!!!!
I am finally doing something about it now though as I have put my name down for the party on the 31st July and am going to the NW much in August. If I don't like it, I can say that I have tried and it is not for me, on the other hand, if I do enjoy it then..............who knows :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I wish you good luck but PLEASE do not try to force the issue - it has got to be your gf/wife's choice.
CA xxxIn answer to your question newone you cant make her do anything shes not happy with then expect her to enjoy it.
Try talking about fantasys introduce her to the idea see how she reacts, then take it from there.
I used to work in a Swingers Club and have seen first hand wives & g/f's there under duress . It is not nice to see. and for them to experience
This has to be something she will be happy and comfortable with.
That didn't quite work. (Iwas under instruction) If we keep going, will we get it so there's only one word at the top of the pyramid, Benz??
(Just been suggested we should take this game to a less serious thread!! :oops:I've just been told off for playing silly games :silly: in serious posts. So thought I'd escape a :smackbottom: and in the hope of :kiss: ( :69: really) and start this to see if anyone wanted to play??
Me!! I want to play !! 8-) 8-) 8-) Who told you off????
U got there b4 me Sgt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Only just!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
I would've got there first, but I didn't know how to play. :banghead: :banghead:
Wasn't it me that started this?
Well let's see if we can go for the record this time
Dunno :dunno:
But I'm off to bed soon :wave: :wave:
Rachel
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Now we have two pointless threads we can play with.
Who would have thought swinging could be so much fun?
Rachel
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See how small we can squish dambuster :lol:
Just got laptop back :x
Yes you did start it, Rachel; but I don't think you got shouted at.
SG, I'm not sure I'd enjoy being squished - or would I ? ? ?
And Sarn't; WTF do think it was that shouted at me ???
Why does she still have that power?
Yeh I responded to myself twice didn't I and then everyone else sort of took it and ran with it. No, didn't hear any shouting.
Those poor smilies are gonna get pretty squashed together before too long
Rachel
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:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
And now I'm getting shouted at for putting commas in the wrong places ffs ! ! ! !
So how much do we have to squeeze DB before he disappears then
Lets find out :twisted:
Well CQ you only find things out by trying them :wink:
Now I see where your game came from :roll:
Dawn :silly:
Awwww doesn't it look pretty :roll:
...and all went well unti the SH server crashed due to the effort of holding up just one enormous post...
Rachel
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and the people posting got dizzy and passed out.
'twas the thought of being notnocturnal threw me. I'm a bloke - I can't multi-task at he best of times let alone after half a bottle of Valpoli (had to share) when I have to do this wwwdotinterwebdotnetdotcom thing.
I was mesmerised by the pretty patterns combined with the odd glass of wine I seem to have got confussed a bit so sorry
Has anyone counted how many quotesinpostsinpostsinquotes there are yet?
I can't.
And how did that serious sh*t get in here???
I think its 42 including this one - but then I am over the legal limit and really not upto counting and shit so I just randomly pulled that figure from the air. This is partly due to my recent dougadams fixation LOL
But isn't 42 the answer to everything. Life, the universe - everything??
(and who TF is dougadams??)
You know DB you don't look anymore squashed than you did ten posts ago - how does that work then :?: eh
dougadams - mmmmmmmmmmmmmm yummy eyes
Do you remember Kim Carnes - well I'm singing "He's amazing and he knows just what it takes to make you feel alive mmmmmmmmm he's got dougadmas eyes" :lol:
Why thank you Miss.
I thought was Bette Davis' eyes
Can I play please ... :bounce: please :bounce:????
Say I can ... I can can't I? :bounce:
DB are you still in there??? You seem to have been squeezed out of the middle by Calista
Is it me or does this thread take an age to load ,
and has the cafe slowed perhaps cos of this thread?
Gilbert
I think this thread is taking a little longer to load than the rest of the cafe which all seems fine to me :D
Dawn :silly:
I think maybe we should stop it now. I'm not generally known for knowing when to stop, but I am feeling a little squished now. :wink:
ok I'll stop if you stop :?:
Dawn :silly:
I've got a headache now :rotflmao:
If you guys break this forum they'll be hell to pay!
:giggle:
I'm always in the sh*t, Mark.
It's only the depth that varies :doh:
Don't worry dambuster, I'm not scared of Mark :happy:............ (much)
Dawn :silly:
Can I quote you on that? :lol2:
Yes, just click on the word 'quote' top right and it should work :flipa: :flipa: :flipa:
Just testing Dawn_mids instructions ......... :giggle:
BLOODY HELL!!!
It's a bit crowded in here....
*squeezes in and spots Dawn and Calista*
oooeeee :wave:
'scuse me......mind your feet.....pardon me........coming through........hot stuff coming through....pardon me......watch ya backs......'scuse me.........mind yerselves.......coming through
*positions himself between Calista and Dawns boobs*
Now if you ladies wouldn't mind just "jiggling" a bit I can die a happy man :mrgreen:
Ta
My god my eyes are nearly bleeding!!! :shock:
Any room for another one in here????
Clare,xxx
:wink:
There's always time for a cup of tea. There's always room for cakey-bun. And there's ALWAYS room for You :kiss:
*Clare sits on Dambusters lap and gets comfy * :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Clare,xxx
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In my dreams, Claire :worship: :worship: :worship: :giveup:
AAhh Dambuster,your a hunny :kiss:
Clare,xxx
:wink:
Only on toast, Claire. Or croissant Sunday morning settling in to watch F1 :thumbup:
Jeez! Are you guys still on with this?????????????????
Which record are you trying to beat?
CA xxx
:bounce: :bounce: It really does your eyes in if you scroll up and down the page real fast. :bounce: :bounce:
I had to do it just once :D my eyes are watering and my head is bursting...
i dont think dambuster is going to get any smaller... then again, if your going to lose a few pounds being squished then im next for the middle!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: god i love these lil bouncy men!
Nic
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