The doctor said, "Joe, the good new is I can cure your headaches. The bad
new is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition,
which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates
one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove
the testicles."
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for.
He had no choice but to go under the knife.
When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time in 20
years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he
walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person.
He could make a new beginning and live a new life.
He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need - a new
suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."
The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Lets see... size 44 long."
Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.
Joe tried on the suit, it fit perfectly.
As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new
shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."
The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Lets see, 34 sleeve and 16-1/2 neck."
Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"
"Been in the business 60 years!"
Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.
Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about
some new underwear?"
Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure."
The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's see.... Size
36."
Joe laughed "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old."
The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A 34 underwear
would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you
one hell of a headache."
gawd im sooo looking forward to this!!!
Will make sure Alan is in his kilt too...
but what about us girls???
I have no problems being recognised,i have my face on a couple of sites, but not for swinging.
I regularly go to BDSM clubs in scotland and know a fair few folk that go, last weekend i was shopping in Asda, and saw a guy that also goes, we exchanged looks and smiles but i never said a word as i dont know him to talk to, there was the element of "i know what you do on a saturday night" but that was a passing though.
If i met anyone that i normally talk to in a club, i wouldnt hesitate to say hello to them, but then again im not about to say "gawd that leather sure smelled good" to them!
I think it is all about what situation you are in, if you are in a club and someone you know arrives remember they are there to do the same as you... have some fun!
Poor man...
I knew he was ill, but i didnt know to what extent. There are going to be tears in the morning when my mother finds out.
Going to be very sadly missed. They should stop the programme now, he and Carol made it was it is.
what about disclosure scotland, i know your not up here but dont you have something like that down there, where the information is available for a fee?
i have also heard about that story, will have to get alan to test it out.
Postie - your avi's just keep getting cuter!
these are my fav 3 so far...
Kaz's avi has to be the best bouncing boobs... that gets my vote
ohhh grrrr, how do you post the pix???
hey guys,
you have mentioned most of the tracks i really like, especially the manson ones (god hes sooo fuckable) got a liking for "this is the new shit"..
anything by enigma to shag to but to get me in the mood i like listening to leftfield - leftism, bit of an odd choice but its a cracker, track 7 gives me goose bumps
another odd choice but goldfrapp have some twisted songs on their black cherry album.. train, twist and strict machine do it for me.
way too many choices.. will stick with manson.
Placebo is fantastic too, i agree pure morning has to be their best track so far.
Littleme... i thought i was the only person in the world that liked crash test dummies... i think its a fab album
its probably not the easiest thing to do but the next time you are at a club see if you can meet a girl that squirts, its not as rare as it used to be... put a posting in LMU for squirtees and see what happens...
if i actually ever get to a club, i'll show you that it exists... im sure there are plenty other women on this site would put on a demonstration for the non-believers!
Hey Chunky,
Id love to hear if that rumour was right or wrong, i could even pay the frozen north a visit once in a while!
i;ll listen out for the bongo drums heading this way..
Nic
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Alde,
im looking forward to the dark side, been drooling over sports bikes since i was a kid, i like the all chrome jobs too.
Friend of mine as just passed her CBT(cock and ball torture???) and im sooooooo green with envy, her hubby just went and bought himself a fazer and shes on a 125 shaddow..
Nic
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for the record i know what CBT is... compulsary basic training... :mrgreen:
God damnit i want a bike!
Ice,
whats the avatar pic? ive seen the face before but nothing is coming to mind...
Nic
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my home pc is definatitly female... im often heard screaming "come on you bitch" as its one of the most tempremental things i have ever met in my life and for that reason alone it is female.
the laptop is male, it does what its told and loves porn! Its also a lot sleeker than the female model.. a bit like Alan and myself!
Nic
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Thanks for that Cisco, glad someone posted the facts!
still not wee!
Hello
Just a quickie to let you know your not alone!
Nic
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Woohoo! what an idea!
Alan has been making mutterings about going camping all year, this seems like the perfect opportunity to get to know folk better, drool over some hot bikes (hot chicks too) and have a fantastic weekend.
What a great way to start me off in the camping "lifestyle" i cant think of a better way to do it!
Anyone know of good quiet camping grounds in Scotland?
Im ready!
and in the hope of 
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really) and start this to see if anyone wanted to play??
8-) 8-) Who told you off????
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