.................of the cancelled Nottingham Social 28th January 2006. Has anybody thought that it might just be a fitting acknowledgement of the hard work that Clare and Steve put into trying to get this social off the ground and to the lovely Clare herself, if we could continue with the social - what if everyone who had made plans to attend declared so on the sitte and perhaps someone from the local area with good local knowledge might just pick up the cudgel and 'run with it' - I would love to do it myself but coming from Northern Ireland, I don't know the area or for that matter the pubs/clubs and more importantly I don't really know who, apart from me and a few others who had really 'signed up' - I am willing to try and make it work - is anyone else?
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Hope this has not already been done - but I am sure that everyone who was going to the Nottingham social on 28th will join me in saying thet we hope Clare and Steve will soon be back to their very best and we do understand that the event has had to be postponed/cancelled. Be well again soooooooooon
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if i was swinging then id realy think about that one
Tina xxx
You mean you NOT swinging ??????
:dunno:Havent swung for over 8 months, was in a relationship.
why do you think i should start again? :wink: :D
..............well, if you really do swallow, by choice rather than default, then you are in the minority so why, for Chr**ts sake would you want to keep that particular enjoymant to yourself? Come on back - join (and share) the fun!!
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:hump: :hump: :swingingchair: :swingingchair: :swingingchair: Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Hi
im a bi female and my husband is a straight male...
were looking to try our first gang bang with me and some other guys...
we can't accommodate and we can't travel so it will have to be in either a hotel or someones house in leicester... if it is a hotel then the cost will have to be split....
ideally were looking for guys with average to large willies lol and between the ages of 20 and 40 years old but will go out of these boundaries if the offering is good! lol
not completely sure how many guys were looking for yet but had the number of 5 plus in mind :twisted:
I'm not into anal but would like a pic of dp just to add to our collection of pictures lol
if there is enough people intrested ( thats not going to back out ) then we will organize a date, time and place....
also, if there is any of the members here that have any info or tips we should know about then please let us know as were new to this!
Many thanks for reading , if your intrested then either message us or add to this thread...
Shaz and Tony xx
EDIT ... will all be safe sex, protection will be required....
you lovely people have PM
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Okay
I know that this subject has, in a way, been covered.
BUT, the other day, I shaved my bits for the first time!!
I felt very very liberated, but also a little bit "naked"
I will never go back to hairyness again and I wonder if anyone else has had those same liberated feelings?
Bell xxx
..........tried the full shave once or twice but wasn't really comfortable with it.........now I'm a very big fan of the simple scrotem and sack and funnily enough most of the ladies I've been with prefer this too.......you pays your money you makes your choice.
Incidently even with this 'consensus shave' you still get the stcky bag and shaft syndrome.......just one of those things I think.........the perks are worth it though!!
....in case you think I'm mad I meant 'scrotem and shaft'
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Okay
I know that this subject has, in a way, been covered.
BUT, the other day, I shaved my bits for the first time!!
I felt very very liberated, but also a little bit "naked"
I will never go back to hairyness again and I wonder if anyone else has had those same liberated feelings?
Bell xxx
..........tried the full shave once or twice but wasn't really comfortable with it.........now I'm a very big fan of the simple scrotem and sack and funnily enough most of the ladies I've been with prefer this too.......you pays your money you makes your choice.
Incidently even with this 'consensus shave' you still get the stcky bag and shaft syndrome.......just one of those things I think.........the perks are worth it though!!
..........in the main I prefer slightly a smaller (handful) breast because generally these tend to have a slightly larger nipple and I am unashamedly a nipple man. However larger breasts are great for the more adventurous 'play'. Very small is not so good for me but providing there is a good nipple all short comings are instantly forgotten and there will be ample attention paid to everything that is there anyway.
As a general rule of thumb though - for me anything that gives a good mouth full is perfectly acceptable and so long as the lady doesn't mind I am happy to explore these wonderful little creations for time on end - Ladies please feel free to contact me if there is a little breast worship that you would like to get, indeed any other bodily worship is available at the drop of a hat, so to speak.
:) :D 
:lol: :P :P
As a general rule of thumb though - for me anything that gives a good mouth full is perfectly acceptable and so long as the lady doesn't mind I am happy to explore these wonderful little creations for time on end - Ladies please feel free to contact me if there is a little breast worship that you would like to get, indeed any other bodily worship is available at the drop of a hat, so to speak.
:) :D :lol: :P :P I support the sentiments within this thread completely - for the last 7 years of my mothers life she was largely confined to a wheel chair when 'out and about' - but we took her everywhere with us and never failed to be totally exassperated with the uncaring masses of people who simply couldn't give a 'flying f**k' for people less fortunate than themselves. Like everyone the parking space issue and the 'tut tut' brigade piss me off. But I used to find I got a bit creative about 'clipping' peoples heels when they had f**ked me off and that gave a huge amount of satisfaction.
You know what really used to irk me though - the drivers who park on the road, right beside what are known as 'drop kerbs' (you know the little ramps at the side of the footpaths) , those are there for wheel chair users to get on and off the footpath/road quickly and safely, thus preserving life and limb - boy do we live in an inconsiderate society. I think it would be a fair educational process if at school kids and consequently adults were required to periodically live a day a year in a wheelchair and learn about the difficulties - there I've had my rant - thanks for the opportunity!!
You know what really used to irk me though - the drivers who park on the road, right beside what are known as 'drop kerbs' (you know the little ramps at the side of the footpaths) , those are there for wheel chair users to get on and off the footpath/road quickly and safely, thus preserving life and limb - boy do we live in an inconsiderate society. I think it would be a fair educational process if at school kids and consequently adults were required to periodically live a day a year in a wheelchair and learn about the difficulties - there I've had my rant - thanks for the opportunity!!
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.........was listening aimlessly (as you do) to Jonathan Ross on Radio 2 this morning. He made a remark (hasn't Yoko Ono grown to look like the typical Bond villian - and the truth of it is, I think his observation, though unkind, was nonetheless accurate) - which got me to thinking - who do you think looks like a typical Bond villian, a role variously played by actors like Donald Pleasance, Christopher Walken, Christopher Lee?
For me it has to be none other than our own 'smiling assasin', Tony Blair - all that pseudo sincerity, the 'holier than thou' attitude, the 'I'm right, you're wrong' attitude and the sanctimonious ego and the pletora of 'ass kissing yes men' - just make him absouloutely type cast for the part.
Past actors cast in the role don't count, share your thoughts - give us all a laugh.
I'm sure that there are those on this wonderful site (who know other members better than me) who might be able to offer up some of our illustrious membership for roles.
For me it has to be none other than our own 'smiling assasin', Tony Blair - all that pseudo sincerity, the 'holier than thou' attitude, the 'I'm right, you're wrong' attitude and the sanctimonious ego and the pletora of 'ass kissing yes men' - just make him absouloutely type cast for the part.
Past actors cast in the role don't count, share your thoughts - give us all a laugh.
I'm sure that there are those on this wonderful site (who know other members better than me) who might be able to offer up some of our illustrious membership for roles.
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Well all theses years i have spent so much money on Vibs... ...... and the other day i was with a man that used his electric tooth brush on me ....and wow!........i was up in those clouds quicker then you can say Jack frost!
If you haven't yet used one.......... .please go and try .......just think of the money it could save
OO and yes he still cleans his teeth with it!
OO and yes he still cleans his teeth with it! :rotflmao:........it's a bit like a moustache you can still taste a lovely woman the next day if you lick your upper lip properly......and as for the wonderful scent of sex.....well that stays on the moustache for hours and hours and hours and h...o.........u..............r.................s !
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Not sure if we are allowed to include non members, but apart from the nips there are no distinguishing marks, lol....
One of my ex swing partners had amazing nipples... in her own words "I have no tits, but sure have good fecking nips"
.............fecking hell I could be satisfied with those and those alone for hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and h........o........u.......r........s. Where is she now and how can a nipple amn get to meet her?
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With people now starting to get the Christmas decorations out of the lofts etc, and just for Dawn, a Christmas decoration thread.............
For all of us, male and female
So get those cameras out
Here are some to get you all started
(thank you to the photographer) :P
My God I thought Santa had left me completely all tohose years ago.............so thats where he's been all this time..............well it IS a hell of a mountain for a wee man to climb!
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Hey there UKswingers,
Just moved over to London from the USA. Love it, but back home, we used to have these little video booths in porn stores where a guy could watch porn and... y'know relieve stress. Pervy, but I liked it. Can't find that in London - am I looking in the wrong places?
Jamie
.....just grab a cheap rereational flight to Amsterdam/Antwerp/Prague....you'll find plenty......then again if you find the right lady here in old Blighty, up for a bit of fun....well everyones a winner, so to speak.
