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Hi there all, does anyone on the site live close or for that matter anywhere close to Largs, I will be there 22/23rd June to play sport and would love to meet up with someone/some people for a bit of social 'criac' on an evening and maybe see where we go from there. What does anyone think??
........thought that I posted on this thread before - but I can't be ARSED lol to search so, maybe once again..........................

just for good measure!!
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Ohhhhhhhhh fanx Tony kiss :love:
hanks everyone :kiss:
Boy am i going to get pissed tonight lol
Shaz x

Boy am i going to get pissed tonight - if there is anything more to be got will we get to share the experience??
Does anyone know any progress report on the lovely Clare and Steve who were great fun on this site before the enforced 'lay off'?
Who would have thought it......80 seconds to go.......England 24 Ireland 21.....then...........a late converted try - England 24 Ireland 28.........it's never over till the fat lady sings!
Sorry folks but I'm really keen to try and see this to a decent conclusion - hence the bump. SORRY wink
Quote by DJohn
I have a child-like delight in language and communication. "Do you know what I know?" must be the greatest achievement of the art. Seeing if another person shares some secret information, without giving anything away in case they don't. Then there's that exciting moment when you realise that they do know, and can start speaking more clearly.
I hope she reads your post. Then you can stop the games and move things on.

I totally agree - wonderful suspense can be had! Although this time I would be more earger to know than be in suspense.
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Can i enter 1 name per post and then my post count will be back up to nearly a 1000 lol
Honestly though, there is just that many lovely people on here i wouldn't know where to start lol
I wanna meet you all!
shaz x

...................and there are those of us who would die to meet up with you, young lady!!
I wonder if it is at all possibe, I find that daily, I liaise (telephone/e-mail) with a person who works in Swansea (government work). Over the weeks we have gotten quite friendly and 'reading between the lines' I believe that she spends a fair amount of time on either this site or one of the others that are up and about and I have certainly given enough hints that I might visit some forums that she may use. A little innuendo and 'tongue in cheek' conversation has lead me to wonder if maybe we could possible confirm each others presence - she will know that, who it is she speaks to daily is from NI (as my profile states) and perhaps if she is here then if she PM's me or just answers this thread with a question that only we would/could possibly know the answer to, then maybe we can...........................
Sorry to join sooooooooooooooooooooo late, but here you go............

not great, but not crap either.
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These are small and pert, also very soft and Mr Lizard says they feel absolutely no different to any others he has met.
There you have it from the lizard's mouth so to speak :smug:
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They look lovely to me, not much more than a full mouthful - but tasty, well done to you. BTW nice nipples too. lol
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These are small and pert, also very soft and Mr Lizard says they feel absolutely no different to any others he has met.
There you have it from the lizard's mouth so to speak :smug:
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They look lovely to me, not much more than a full mouthful - but tasty, well done to you. BTW nice nipples too. lol
........................the lovely Clare and Steve, who gave us soooooooooooooo much on this site, until recent illness meant an enforced 'lay off' - I was just wondering if anyone had heard anything?
Cum - what's that? Haven't done that for a while - but used to be in the 'try all of the above group' - got to satisfy the ladies, don't you know.
Sorry folks but please tolerate the bump - I need to try just one last time.
send me copy of the picture and I'll tell you what I'd do................................no seriously, why don't you follow it up with an apology and a brief, uncomplicated explanation, I know that I would appreciate that and of course, the knowledge that some rampant young lady hadn't just sent her valentines message a little early (think of the fantasies that could inspire - now there's an interesting topic for post).
I have been a bit envious of late with the thoughts that all you lovely people get to do socials, munches and all manner of things and with me being so bleedin far away, it's almost impossible, so I can't easily get there. So the point of the 'post' is this........it may fall on it's arse (or on deaf ears, but)..........does anyone think that it might be a possibility that some or many of you would/could see yourselves traveling to a social/munch or other type of event in Northern Ireland. I have a few very good contacts in the hospitality sector and I know that with a little constructive planning I could get access (for a very reasonable cost) to a small holiday cottage development where up to 30 peolpe of like minds could get together for a weekend of fun, laughter and all else. The cottages are situated on a stunning piece of Northern Ireland and with planning there should't be a problem with 'cheap' flights from many reional airports in the UK. We could party, BBQ, walk, talk, sight see, eat, drink and get merry and BE merry and enjoy some new surroundings into the bargain. I would be very willing to make the arrangements for transport within Northern Ireland and plan some extra special things to do while you would be there. If anyone thinks that this could be a 'runner' - post or PM me and I'll see about turning the dream into a reality - come on I know from my chats with lots of you, you are simply dying to visit (or revisit) NI, so why not make your first or next trip a very special one indeed.
What do any of you think - by the way this is simply not me trying to avoid the trouble of making my own arrangements to travel to a mainland event, lots of people know that I have tried to do just that but throughbad luck and timing, for one thing or another, I have been disappointed.
Come on - let's get even more adventurous than usual - late Sept, October or even November would be great times in a cottage with a nice log fire etc.
I have been a bit envious of late with the thoughts that all you lovely people get to do socials, munches and all manner of things and with me being so bleedin far away, it's almost impossible, so I can't easily get there. So the point of the 'post' is this........it may fall on it's arse (or on deaf ears, but)..........does anyone think that it might be a possibility that some or many of you would/could see yourselves traveling to a social/munch or other type of event in Northern Ireland. I have a few very good contacts in the hospitality sector and I know that with a little constructive planning I could get access (for a very reasonable cost) to a small holiday cottage development where up to 30 peolpe of like minds could get together for a weekend of fun, laughter and all else. The cottages are situated on a stunning piece of Northern Ireland and with planning there should't be a problem with 'cheap' flights from many reional airports in the UK. We could party, BBQ, walk, talk, sight see, eat, drink and get merry and BE merry and enjoy some new surroundings into the bargain. I would be very willing to make the arrangements for transport within Northern Ireland and plan some extra special things to do while you would be there. If anyone thinks that this could be a 'runner' - post or PM me and I'll see about turning the dream into a reality - come on I know from my chats with lots of you, you are simply dying to visit (or revisit) NI, so why not make your first or next trip a very special one indeed.
What do any of you think - by the way this is simply not me trying to avoid the trouble of making my own arrangements to travel to a mainland event, lots of people know that I have tried to do just that but throughbad luck and timing, for one thing or another, I have been disappointed.
Come on - let's get even more adventurous than usual - late Sept, October or even November would be great times in a cottage with a nice log fire etc.
.......................now let me think.............................nope, can honestly say, 'never done that',................. out the bedroom window, out the car window, from the balcony.....all of the aforementioned, but never in the bloody sink (hands, face, teeth and all that stuff).........but I must say that the thought of the position a lady would need to get into to comply is utterly intriguing (anyone got a photo - of the position I mean, not necessarily the moment of relief) and one I would like to witness :shock: :shock: lol :lol:
.......................now let me think.............................nope, can honestly say, 'never done that',................. out the bedroom window, out the car window, from the balcony.....all of the aforementioned, but never in the bloody sink (hands, face, teeth and all that stuff).........but I must say that the thought of the position a lady would need to get into to comply is utterly intriguing (anyone got a photo - of the position I mean, not necessarily the moment of relief) and one I would like to witness :shock: :shock: lol :lol:
Jesus there is no contest there:-
it has just got to be osemlover (both of them) and Shaz n Tony
the mind just boggles with the possibilities...........endless they are, endless I tell you cool 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) kiss :kiss: hump :hump:
...............it gets better with time (from one Irish to another), don't force it just take your time and someone will get back to you........................I've not given up hope yet!
.......................you prescribed as much nsa fun as possible but due to the fact that I'm here in Northern Ireland (even though I'm willing to travel or be otherwise flexible) 'I can't get no satisfaction'. Are there no other like minded people in Northern Ireland (single females or couples) who might like to use this wonderful site to introduce ourselves to each other. My god we don't have to F**K on the first, second, third meeting.....christ we don't have to F**K at all - but let's just get in touch and see if there's anything that we might like to do, instead of just sitting on our hands building the frustration and feeling 'left out, sidelined and ignored.
...............who would like to join me in Nottingham this weekend (27/28 January 2006. I am visiting the city to play some squash at the Nottingham Squash Club and since the unfortunate cancellation of the Social (28th) I have no company for the 2 evenings I am in the city. Would anyone like to meet up, I am happy to treat you to a nice meal and a few drinks and if we 'click' then that would be a huge bonus, but it is by no means a prerequisite. I am happy to extend the invitation to either single ladies or to a nice couple. Check out my profile/photos/ads. I am staying at a nice city centre hotel. Please PM me (this evening) for my mobile number, or with yours, as I will not be available from this evening. I arrive in Nottingham at around tomorrow. Clean, descrete, very presentable and professional, I am sure that there is someone out there for me.....................................isn't there. sad :( Come on ............ put the smile back on my face, restore my faith biggrin :D lol :lol: wink
Due to the cancellation of the scheduled Nottingham Social (28th) I now find myself at a loose end for the 2 evenings I am there. I thought I had an arrangement with a couple for 27th but they have been conspicuous by their silence in the last week so, I think that is 'up the swanny'. I am interested in meeting up with a single lady or a 'fun' couple for a little mutual pleasure and would be very willing to treat you to a nice meal and some fine wine before a little fun if we 'gel'. If you feel that we can put something together at this short notice, then please get in touch. I will be staying in a nice city centre hotel. Drop me a PM and we'lll go from there. There is no need to be wary I will not bite unless you ask nicely. smile :) lol :lol: biggrin :D
........................ORIGINAL MINT SOURCE (Tea Tree & Mint Shampoo). For me there is nothing quite like the lather it produces, the aroma is fantastic and after a couple of minutes when the 'zin.............g' get to your scalp , well, the sensation is fantastic. In addition I have taken to using it for shampooing the 'nether regions' - when you have a nice newly shaved 'member etc' the cool, fresh mint feeling is unsurpassed..try it!
Has anybody else got a favourite shampoo and body wash and why? wink
Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Hi Lissa
I am a little shy newbie redface and just wanted to say hi
Right, now thats over, my question..
Don't you find it a bit on the drafty side riding a motorbike naked, i meen no helmet, must get a terrible wind in your ears confused
Shaz x

Shy..................................don't believe it, I've viewed you wonderful photos a few times and you don't look one bit shy to me lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Good morning lovely Lissa,
Have you given any more thought to the chance of a nice trip to Northern Ireland - if you remember I outlinned Aa proposal to you some time ago - based aroud the NW 200 or any other weekend - you do get more fulfilling with every new picture of you I see.
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In the station, in the City, A British Soldier stood
Talking to the people there, If the people would
Some just stared in hatred, And others turned in pain
And the lonely British Soldier wished he was back home again
Come join the British Army, Said the posters in his town
See the World and have your fun, Come serve before the Crown
The jobs were hard to come by, And he could not face the dole
So he took his Countries Shilling, And enlisted on the roll
But, there was no fear of fighting, The Empire was long was lost
Just ten years in the Army, Getting paid for being bossed
Then leave a man experienced, A man whose made the grade
A medal and a pension, Some men present a trade
Then came the call to Ireland, As the call had come before
Another bloody chapter, In an endless civil war
The Priests they stood on both sides, The Priests they stood behind
Another fight in Jesus name, The blind against the blind
The Soldier stood between them, Between the whistling stones
And then the broken bottles, That lead to broken bones
The petrol bombs that burned his hands, The nails that pierced his skin
And wished that he’d stayed at home, Surrounded by his kin
The station filled with people, The soldier was soon was bored
But, better in the station, Than where the people warred
The room filled up with Mothers, With daughters and with sons
Who stared with itchy fingers, At the soldier and his guns
A yell of fear, The screech of brakes, A shattering of glass
The window of the station, Broke to let the package pass
A scream came from the Mothers
As they ran towards the door, Dragging children crying
From the bomb upon the floor, The soldier stood
And could not move, His gun he could not use
He knew the bomb had seconds and not minutes on the fuse
He could not run to pick it up, And throw it in the street
There were far too many people there, Too many running feet
“Take cover” yelled the soldier, “Take cover” for your lives
And the Irishmen threw down their young, And stood before their wives
They turned towards the Soldier, Their eyes alive with fear
For God’s sake save our children, or their end their short lives here
The Soldier moved towards the bomb, his stomach like a stone
Why? Was this his Battle God, Why was he alone?
He lay down on the package, and he murmured one farewell
To those at home in England, to those he loved so well
He saw the sights of summer, felt the wind upon his brow
The young girls in the city parks, how precious were they now
The soaring of the Swallow, the beauty of the Swan
The music of the turning Earths, so soon would it be gone
A muffled soft explosion, and the room began to quake
The Soldier blown across the floor, His blood a crimson lake
They never heard Him cry or shout, they never heard Him moan
And they turned their children’s faces from the blood and from the bone
The crowd outside soon gathered, and the Ambulances came
To carry off the body of a pawn lost in a game
And the crowd they clapped and jeered and they sang their rebel songs
One Soldier less to interfere where he did not belong
But will the children growing up learn at their mother’s knee
The story of the Soldier who bought their liberty
Who used his youthful body, as the means towards the end
Who gave His life to those who called Him murderer not friend......

..................those of us over here who have a brain have nothing but respect for the huge sacrifices made on our behalf by those just doing a job.........RESPECT!
I recognise the lyric but what was the song and who sang it??
..............I am at a very loose end, since the cancellation of the Nottingham Social on 28th January 2006.
I had planned to attend the event together with playing in a squash tournament over the weekend 27/29 January 2006. Sadly through no fault of anyone the event has (as many of you will know) had to be cancelled, so............if there is anyone out there who would like to meet up and share one of my evenings there (in Nottingham , I have a nice city centre hotel booked) with me, I would be very pleased and indeed most humbled. I would be very willing to enjoy an evening of food and some wine with either, a single lady, a couple, or even a married lady playing on her own and if there was the opportunity of some fun afterwards, then that would be a huge bonus. Please feel free to drop me a PM is this thought stimulates you at all and we can chat things over, there is bound to be someone else who had made arrangements that have now been dashed.
BTW - Respect to Clare and Steve for being brave enough to cancel it.