Is it just me or have other less cynical folks not noticed this strange anomilly. When you talk to young guys today, the common thread is that they want to hump, pump and eat as much 'beaver' as possible and of course they all want to marry a 'virgin' - well excuse me, but if they are all humping, pumping and eating as much beaver as they declare - where the hell are all the virgins going to come from? If these guys don't wake up to the facts soon, there's either going to have to be a shit load of convincing females around or there are going to be a huge amount of RUDE AWAKENINGS and a bunch of disillusioned young men out there. Have they all gone mad?
But then again we were all the same.......weren't we? Somethings never change.
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Quote by TallFunLondon
Thats nothing,
I drunkingly told a mate that I had sent some pics to a submittion site, and had won that months compitition.......cue all the lads jumping up and logging onto the computer. Half of tyneside has now seen be naked(OK the other half
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so have I now i have looked at your ad - very nice!!
.........I agree
Quote by DarkEyedPhil
coltsfoot and hoarhound sticks .....yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Snap on the coltsfoot ...coltsfoot rock we called it.
I never see Blackjack's, or the little blue squishy things that looked like something out of a rockpool (and tasted vile) that my brother loved.
blackjacks............probably a victim of the PC brigade.....wheres the fun in life?
couldn't quite get this topic out of my head at the office this affternoon - so choose not to do any work, rather just spend the time remembering my fav tunes and why.
Depending on the mood, any of these would be cool - each for it's own reason...
..Credence Clearwater Revival - Get down woman
..Frankie goes to holywood - Relax
..Jackson Browne - if only I had a brain
..Lou Reed - Wild Child
..Paul Simon - you can call me Al
..Phil Collins - Esay Lover
..Police - De, do, do,do, De, da ,da,da
..ZZ Top - Pearl Necklace (who would like one)
...but for good measure, it's got to be ...
I'm H A P P Y, I'm H A P P Y, I know I am, I'm sure I am, I'm H A P P Y.
Depending on the mood, any of these would be cool - each for it's own reason...
..Credence Clearwater Revival - Get down woman
..Frankie goes to holywood - Relax
..Jackson Browne - if only I had a brain
..Lou Reed - Wild Child
..Paul Simon - you can call me Al
..Phil Collins - Esay Lover
..Police - De, do, do,do, De, da ,da,da
..ZZ Top - Pearl Necklace (who would like one)
...but for good measure, it's got to be ...
I'm H A P P Y, I'm H A P P Y, I know I am, I'm sure I am, I'm H A P P Y.
Quote by sleazy
Dunno if this is gunna make me sound like a seriously sad prat but.......
Today whilst driving back from 'down sarf', I pulled into a motorway service station, bought myself a coffee and found myself quite literally face to face with a rock god. after taking a few seconds to decide wether it was actually him or not, I then tried to say something like " hiya , pleased to meet you, how are you" or something like that, what I actually managed to say was " is it really you".
I mean of all the stupid questions I could ask........
has anyone else managed to make a prat of themselves infront of their idols ?
Edit, perhaps should say that after that initial bout of stupidity my tongue did become quiet lucid again, and I managed to chat to him for about 10 mins or so and he was a genuinely nice bloke
No never made a prat of myself......but had many a good night and shared a few ladies with a good friend who lived fast and died young....Phil Lynott.
Quote by Clare and Steve
:shock: Havent seen the film yet,gagging to,but i dont know whether imhonoured o not to be compared to moaning Mertyl
....be honoured, believe me be honoured. If you look half as good (as your avatar pic suggests) in real life as you do on this site - well then like you gagging to see the movie I am simply gagging to meet you and steve in January.
Quote by Phoenix
There were comments during the making of the "Prisoner of Azkaban" that Emma Watson had "Please knock - Babe inside" on her dressing room door. She was already realising she was no longer a kid.
I would suggest following her career. I expect she'll outstrip all the other child actors.
Funny though, unlike the other two main characters, I have not heard of her starring in any other movie ?? Maybe because she was not an actress before, it is in her contract.
Please knock....babe inside, by heck I'd 'knock' her given half a chance, neh 1 thousandth of a chance!!
Have just got back home from the cinema where the current film, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire was showing. Great movie, pure excapism and a fabulous continuation of the previous three.
Now the point of my post is this - Bloody hell, hasn't that Hermione Grainger grown up into something stunning - in fact, if I was 100 years younger and not living in the real world - well she'd be in big trouble.
As an aside, is it only me or has the 'Claire' half of Claire & Steve (from this site) been moonlighting as an actress - check out the lovely 'Moaning Myrtle' in this film - she is the spitting image of the wonderful, beautiful and very lovely picture of Claire on their avatar.
Check out the film and the avatar - see if you agree!!
Now the point of my post is this - Bloody hell, hasn't that Hermione Grainger grown up into something stunning - in fact, if I was 100 years younger and not living in the real world - well she'd be in big trouble.
As an aside, is it only me or has the 'Claire' half of Claire & Steve (from this site) been moonlighting as an actress - check out the lovely 'Moaning Myrtle' in this film - she is the spitting image of the wonderful, beautiful and very lovely picture of Claire on their avatar.
Check out the film and the avatar - see if you agree!!
Quote by EagerSlut
Just back home after an afternoon of squash which as usual finished with a nice 'steam', and excellent shower and of course (after the hot sweatiness (open pores and all that)) a fantastic shave of the old face, balls and shaft.
The question for me, has always been, indeed continues to be, what is the best technique for the 'scortem and shaft shave', I have always used a little gel and the Gillettte GII. It has always been fine but never seems to last long enough and needs to be revisited too often (or worse still, in 'unclean times', the sex with a new partner has to be avoided). Anybody want to share his/her/their technique which ensures longevity of smoothness - I (as I am sure others will be) am all ears and open to suggestion.
An epilator works for me! :bounce: :bounce:
You got to be careful with all the loose skin around your balls. Epilators gobble it up!
I'm speaking from experience :P
:rascal: :rascal:
Haven not been there and bought the 'T' shirt - mainly beacuse the 'Epilator' is not a concept I know anything about - care to share!!
: Quote by cheekychimp
Just back home after an afternoon of squash which as usual finished with a nice 'steam', and excellent shower and of course (after the hot sweatiness (open pores and all that)) a fantastic shave of the old face, balls and shaft.
The question for me, has always been, indeed continues to be, what is the best technique for the 'scortem and shaft shave', I have always used a little gel and the Gillettte GII. It has always been fine but never seems to last long enough and needs to be revisited too often (or worse still, in 'unclean times', the sex with a new partner has to be avoided). Anybody want to share his/her/their technique which ensures longevity of smoothness - I (as I am sure others will be) am all ears and open to suggestion.
I use a similar technique to you.....I've often wondered about things like Imac (or veet as its now known) but an ex girlfriend burnt herself once with that stuff an was in agony for days..!
CheekyChimp....
Bollocks to that - I can leave them raw enough from sex without the preparation doing it also. Thanks but no thanks! Lol
Just back home after an afternoon of squash which as usual finished with a nice 'steam', and excellent shower and of course (after the hot sweatiness (open pores and all that)) a fantastic shave of the old face, balls and shaft.
The question for me, has always been, indeed continues to be, what is the best technique for the 'scortem and shaft shave', I have always used a little gel and the Gillettte GII. It has always been fine but never seems to last long enough and needs to be revisited too often (or worse still, in 'unclean times', the sex with a new partner has to be avoided). Anybody want to share his/her/their technique which ensures longevity of smoothness - I (as I am sure others will be) am all ears and open to suggestion.
The question for me, has always been, indeed continues to be, what is the best technique for the 'scortem and shaft shave', I have always used a little gel and the Gillettte GII. It has always been fine but never seems to last long enough and needs to be revisited too often (or worse still, in 'unclean times', the sex with a new partner has to be avoided). Anybody want to share his/her/their technique which ensures longevity of smoothness - I (as I am sure others will be) am all ears and open to suggestion.
Quote by kbuk
WOO HOO
My first case of Mis understanding on the forum - I guess i need to start using the quote button more
The total lack of inspiration comment was in response to tatty's question regarding what was going on with my avatar!
hope all is cleared up
lol
kb
Misunderstanding - been there, done that, bought the whole bloody box of 'T' Shirts (see my apologies) - no offence taken by me. Keep the pecker up!!
Is anyone doing anything special for Children in Need?
This year I am doing a sponsored 'run' up and down the stairs at work - what's the big deal I hear you say - none really, except that my building is 14 stories high and I am trying to beat last years total of 16 complete circuits (1 up and 1 down make 1 complete circuit) in 30 minutes. If I can manage 17 this year without dying in the process the kids will benefit by in the region of £1120 (and still counting) - please, don't any of you wonderful ladies offer to 'see me afterwards' - sadly it'll be one of the few times you get this headcase saying NO! All in a good cause though. Interested to know if anyone else is getting involved in anything.
This year I am doing a sponsored 'run' up and down the stairs at work - what's the big deal I hear you say - none really, except that my building is 14 stories high and I am trying to beat last years total of 16 complete circuits (1 up and 1 down make 1 complete circuit) in 30 minutes. If I can manage 17 this year without dying in the process the kids will benefit by in the region of £1120 (and still counting) - please, don't any of you wonderful ladies offer to 'see me afterwards' - sadly it'll be one of the few times you get this headcase saying NO! All in a good cause though. Interested to know if anyone else is getting involved in anything.
Annon calls - once got an annon call at my office which turned out to be the horniest call that I have ever had. Wasn't that I simply didn't know who was on the other end, more to do with the fact that she semed to know every little thing about me in terms of what I like to do and have done. Bugged me for ages after, the fact that someone could spend all that time telling me what she would like to do to me and even though she evidently knew me and clearly how approachable I was, but never made any effort to put into practice all the carefully articulated scenarios and actions - one of lifes great regrets!!
Quote by im new to this
I am wanting too suprise the wife @ xmas but what can I get her as she rarely buys anything for herself cause she always comes back with something that involves the kids or for them instead of her & anything she does want she buys it anyway.
So what do I get the wife who has everything (nearly)??????????
Get the pipe, deerstalker, cloak, plus fours, magnifying glass, stupid daft medic all out and follow her around incognito (if that's possible in that garb) until she visit somwhere twice or deliberates over something for more than5 minutes - that should do the trick - and think of the kuddos you'll earn. Oh!, to be in your shoes come christmas. Yes please.
Quote by tabbi
Always eat dinner - meat, veg, potatoes etc in that order. No liquid during the food but always after.
Well bugger me....I do that too :shock:
Interesting choice of 'statement' there Tabbi - but I'm sure you simply meant it as a figure of speech, perhaps a 'fraudian slip' - what a pity
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