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Over 90 days ago
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Does anyone remember the old game that we used to play in which everyone took turns to make up a sentence that followed on from the one that the person in front had just made?
I am not sure if this will really work here but it's worth a try.
Below I have reproduced the opening 2 paragraphs of a novel that I wrote many years ago.
Now the idea is that no one really knows where this is going - but please write a further paragraph and post it as a reply (maybe as a quote) so that everyone else can see where you think it should and as a consequence construct a 'follow on' paragraph of their own to yours, and so on until we get to a satisfactory end (I suppose for the purposes of this initial try no more than 2500 words in total). I will then select the best of the 'continuing paragraphs' and after three days set the final draft on to the 'Swingers Stories' page for all to read and share. Truly it would be a 'Swingers Story'.
Come on then give it a try....it may not work due to the logistics of the thing, but frigg it......... let's see where we take it!!
He sat in the soft hide recliner watching how the clothes wrapped now around the body. The memory of the night long events cajoled a self satisfied smile from his unshaven face; his spent member stirred and eagerly began to succumb to the faint hint of what was perhaps, to be repeated.
He had spent Friday night, or was it Saturday, in gluttonous worship of that tiny, pert, soft but perfectly proportioned body. Goldie, the name the only betrayal of the chosen career, was in every respect the most desirable of all those whom he had had the opportunity to indulge himself with. In stark contrast to the delicate refinement of that form, his own bearish obesity stood, like his erection, the perfect example of the sublime meeting the ridiculous.
And the story continues.....................
I am not sure if this will really work here but it's worth a try.
Below I have reproduced the opening 2 paragraphs of a novel that I wrote many years ago.
Now the idea is that no one really knows where this is going - but please write a further paragraph and post it as a reply (maybe as a quote) so that everyone else can see where you think it should and as a consequence construct a 'follow on' paragraph of their own to yours, and so on until we get to a satisfactory end (I suppose for the purposes of this initial try no more than 2500 words in total). I will then select the best of the 'continuing paragraphs' and after three days set the final draft on to the 'Swingers Stories' page for all to read and share. Truly it would be a 'Swingers Story'.
Come on then give it a try....it may not work due to the logistics of the thing, but frigg it......... let's see where we take it!!
He sat in the soft hide recliner watching how the clothes wrapped now around the body. The memory of the night long events cajoled a self satisfied smile from his unshaven face; his spent member stirred and eagerly began to succumb to the faint hint of what was perhaps, to be repeated.
He had spent Friday night, or was it Saturday, in gluttonous worship of that tiny, pert, soft but perfectly proportioned body. Goldie, the name the only betrayal of the chosen career, was in every respect the most desirable of all those whom he had had the opportunity to indulge himself with. In stark contrast to the delicate refinement of that form, his own bearish obesity stood, like his erection, the perfect example of the sublime meeting the ridiculous.
And the story continues.....................
One of the ladies that I coach squash - she's incredible, no husband or b/f, great nips (when she's hot, bothered and flushed), well in shape and chases balls all over the place - but I couldn't bring myselt to - it wouldn't ever be quite the same seeing her bend down in front of me again - and that's a sight I would like for as long as I can see.
Quote by Maia
Ok, all nipple men can queue up here
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Yes please
!!And where are you??? Bloody Northern Ireland. I can't even find the end of my garden without getting lost
As for men, I like eyes (as long as they focus is sufficient), nice mouth (no flaking dry lips), smooth hands as I hate snags on my stockings and fluffy armpit hair
Oh, and a friendly looking penis, none of those snarly looking ones thank you.Oh dear, how sad, tough luck (on the part of both of us - maybe we will meet up sometime soon - it will certainly be worth the wait), I will try to have a chat/meet with you on one of my next trips across the pond - if you fancy it!
By the way I write/talk/listen for a living, so not much danger of frayed stockings from my smooth hands!
Quote by Maia
Ok, all nipple men can queue up here
Yes please
!!And where are you??? Bloody Northern Ireland. I can't even find the end of my garden without getting lost
As for men, I like eyes (as long as they focus is sufficient), nice mouth (no flaking dry lips), smooth hands as I hate snags on my stockings and fluffy armpit hair
Oh, and a friendly looking penis, none of those snarly looking ones thank you.Oh dear, how sad, tough luck (on the part of both of us - maybe we will meet up sometime soon - it will certainly be worth the wait), I will try to have a chat/meet with you on one of my next trips across the pond - if you fancy it!
Quote by bluexxx
I was lying in bed just last night after thinking about the thread ‘Daft question, but just for the fun of it..’. It did stimulate a healthy round of debate and serves to indicate to me that the members are keen to air views on a vast range of subjects if just asked.
So here goes – has anyone got a view as to why, with men, they fall loosely into one of the following catagories when admiring the wonder of women, (there are a plethora of others but for the purposes of this thread we’ll take those below):
· A breast/tit man
· A nipple man
· A bum man
· A lips/mouth man
· An eyes man
· A hair man
· A legs man
· A foot man
Or in the case of women why they fall broadly (I think) into (as above re plethora etc):
· An eyes woman
· A mouth woman
· A shoulders woman
· A chest woman
· A six pack woman
· A hips/bum woman
· A cut/uncut woman
· A pretty boy/rugged man/little boy lost/guy next door man
No ulterior motive, just interest and a desire to stimulate debate – for me it’s a very healthy ‘nipple man’ with a huge interest in ‘eyes’ – why? - well with the eyes I love to see bright ones that express and articulate how the lady feels when we make love/fuck and the nipples – well I am amazed how the stand proud, erect, hard and yet sooooo tender.
Anyone got some thoughts to share
Sorry ...did not mean to be hetrosexist - where appropriate read what ever leaning you have.....we all have a preference and all are right for each one of us - no offence or discrimination meant - just a topic for discussion. Sorry :cry:
Yes. Your options are rather heterosexist in the main - what about those men and women that desire the same sex?
Quote by meufun
yes im married and looking for xtra fun with other like minded cpls/females. But are there any genuine cpls or single married females on this site as all i find are time wasters.
When I first joined I was a little frustrated like you - but patience pays and I have enjoyed myself - all good things come/cum to those who ..........wait!!
Quote by Emily
u shouldn't put ppl off twice - ask the second one if you can do it another day, tell them you've made a mistake and have something else on that night and then find a time as soon as possible for you & them to meet up.
Emily is right - preserve you reputation - treat them all fair - if the 2nd one is flexible then everyone wins
I was lying in bed just last night after thinking about the thread ‘Daft question, but just for the fun of it..’. It did stimulate a healthy round of debate and serves to indicate to me that the members are keen to air views on a vast range of subjects if just asked.
So here goes – has anyone got a view as to why, with men, they fall loosely into one of the following catagories when admiring the wonder of women, (there are a plethora of others but for the purposes of this thread we’ll take those below):
· A breast/tit man
· A nipple man
· A bum man
· A lips/mouth man
· An eyes man
· A hair man
· A legs man
· A foot man
Or in the case of women why they fall broadly (I think) into (as above re plethora etc):
· An eyes woman
· A mouth woman
· A shoulders woman
· A chest woman
· A six pack woman
· A hips/bum woman
· A cut/uncut woman
· A pretty boy/rugged man/little boy lost/guy next door man
No ulterior motive, just interest and a desire to stimulate debate – for me it’s a very healthy ‘nipple man’ with a huge interest in ‘eyes’ – why? - well with the eyes I love to see bright ones that express and articulate how the lady feels when we make love/fuck and the nipples – well I am amazed how the stand proud, erect, hard and yet sooooo tender.
Anyone got some thoughts to share: ?????
So here goes – has anyone got a view as to why, with men, they fall loosely into one of the following catagories when admiring the wonder of women, (there are a plethora of others but for the purposes of this thread we’ll take those below):
· A breast/tit man
· A nipple man
· A bum man
· A lips/mouth man
· An eyes man
· A hair man
· A legs man
· A foot man
Or in the case of women why they fall broadly (I think) into (as above re plethora etc):
· An eyes woman
· A mouth woman
· A shoulders woman
· A chest woman
· A six pack woman
· A hips/bum woman
· A cut/uncut woman
· A pretty boy/rugged man/little boy lost/guy next door man
No ulterior motive, just interest and a desire to stimulate debate – for me it’s a very healthy ‘nipple man’ with a huge interest in ‘eyes’ – why? - well with the eyes I love to see bright ones that express and articulate how the lady feels when we make love/fuck and the nipples – well I am amazed how the stand proud, erect, hard and yet sooooo tender.
Anyone got some thoughts to share
: ????? Quote by Manolishi
I know that us guys do, but do you ladies really compare notes on the guys and rate performance, ability, ingenuity and all the other stuff that make up a good fuck
Err "Us Guys" - bit of a generalism.
I for one never have and never will and for the women who have rated me in the past, I don't give a fuck if they have or haven't.
not meant to be a generalism - more a rule of thumb - rightly or wrongly how most of us are judged
Quote by berksbex
I know that us guys do, but do you ladies really compare notes on the guys and rate performance, ability, ingenuity and all the other stuff that make up a good fuck
Sooo matey, how do you score the ladies then?
a bit like you guys - fantsatic, adventurous, could get better with time, good head, great wank, just lies there, don't come again.
Actually I'm beginning to think that I must be like a University lecturer, I should fail them really, but I cant help giving them just one more go....... :P
Well you know students - will do almost anything for a PASS!
Quote by berksbex
I know that us guys do, but do you ladies really compare notes on the guys and rate performance, ability, ingenuity and all the other stuff that make up a good fuck
Sooo matey, how do you score the ladies then?
a bit like you guys - fantsatic, adventurous, could get better with time, good head, great wank, just lies there, don't come again.
Quote by Happy Cats
hi all....just to let u know that england beat argentian 3-2 tonite....
i am so happy siting in geneva pished as a fart.........
c u all when i sobre up
MikeC
well, well, nice to get a win - remember belfast lately - every team is allowed one hic up!
Ahh they just lost that match to lull the Argies into a false sense of security :P
ah! the old 'lie back and think of england' ploy then. I new there had to be a real reason!!
Northern Ireland were fantastic that night - brill performance!
Thank you - all grovelling gratefully received
:gagged: Quote by scotsguy79
as mentioned on my first post i am new on here but one thing i have noticed is that there is no clubs listed in scotland??
why is that??
thanks for any help
repressed, not liberated, living in the dark ages, sheep shaggers - all the usual adjectives. No only joking really!! Lol
Quote by girlyspur
Of course we do silly.
The scorings go:
Good
Fantastic
Crap
LOL
And some of mine tend to score fantastic to mates till they start acting like a shit then they become totally crap actually and i lied lol
Always wondered if slaving away till the sweat trips of one's nose on to a beautiful lady makes you CRAP!!
Lol Quote by Sgt Bilko
I know that us guys do, but do you ladies really compare notes on the guys and rate performance, ability, ingenuity and all the other stuff that make up a good fuck
Am I in the minority here? I have NEVER compared notes on any woman I have been with and none of my mates have either!!
I always thought it was something that just women did!!
You do not know what you're missing!!
Quote by berksbex
hi all....just to let u know that england beat argentian 3-2 tonite....
i am so happy siting in geneva pished as a fart.........
c u all when i sobre up
MikeC
well, well, nice to get a win - remember belfast lately - every team is allowed one hic up!
Ahh they just lost that match to lull the Argies into a false sense of security :P
ah! the old 'lie back and think of england' ploy then. I new there had to be a real reason!!
