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Quote by CarrieAnn
I'll apologise now as this post is a little serious and I may well have to stand on my soap box to type it..............
OK - on the box...............
BASIC MANNERS!!!!!!!!!!!! That' what surprises me these day!! Some people are just SOOOO rude!!
Ooops - just fell off the box!!!
C x
I support the sentiment - shout it from the roof tops!!!
Quote by Maia
Maia - I hope you have not taken offence at my little wise cracks - I did not mean any offence - it just could not be an earth shattering experience at 35,000 feet in the air!! sorry if I offended it simply was not meant that way!! Sorry.
aww come on! Will take more tthan that to offend me. I honestly meant that I will try HARDER next time...lol
Cool - ambidextrous (or how ever you spell the frigging word) would be neat - best of both then - but a bit sore on the wrists!!
Your ad looks fine to me (as do the photos).................keep me in mind if you are organising something in Swansea......I am over there on business periodically and would really appreciate not having to visit Studio 95 (great though some of the girls are - one in particaularfrom Neath has some wouderful peircings and body art). Drop me a pm if you fancy staying in touch until we can meet for a drink and a bite to eat.
Just trying to get a bit of fun and games going on the cafe site.
Thought I'd share an experience from a few years ago that has stayed with me for 'ever' - as you know Northern Ireland has had it's fair share of trouble over the years and one result of this was that up to around 4-5 years ago you were subject to the chance of being stopped in your car at any time (day or night) on any road, main or secondary, for 'routine searches' by mobile Vehicle Check Points (VCPs).
Some years ago when I was a local Northern Ireland DJ I drove one of those wonderful MG Midget sports cars (no sahgging wagons but great 'scene setters). One evening I was driving one of my lady friends back home for some fun after a gig and of course she didn't want to wait so long. The trousers were opened while we drove along and she was busy pleasuring me with her mouth, as you ladies know how, as we drove along. Here was I trying to concentrate on the road and trying to stop the inevitable when round a corner into a mobile VCP of some 8-10 soldiers and policemen. Well what do you do with a huge erection and no room to sit back and put it away in a hurry? To say we struggled both to get her off my 'pecker' and to get him put away while up, would be an understatement... needless to say the task was impossible and as we pulled up to a stop at the red light, I rolled the window down and the poor old peeler was confronted with my guilty face in the dark of the car, my ladies smiling face and dishelved hair and of course Mr JT standing to attention out through the 'fly'. To say I expected to be 'scooped' (arrested) would be an understatement....rather about 3 or 4 other patrol members appeared from nowhere and after some discussion they wished us luck and sent us on our way, cock in mouth and hand on the steering wheel. Result one of the best cums I ever had about 500 yeards further down the road and a sex session afterwards that has never been bettered. Could it be that these patrol guys were the start of the current 'doggin' craze.
Any other members have any similar 'miond blowing' experiences? Come lets share then for a bit of fun.
Thought I'd share an experience from a few years ago that has stayed with me for 'ever' - as you know Northern Ireland has had it's fair share of trouble over the years and one result of this was that up to around 4-5 years ago you were subject to the chance of being stopped in your car at any time (day or night) on any road, main or secondary, for 'routine searches' by mobile Vehicle Check Points (VCPs).
Some years ago when I was a local Northern Ireland DJ I drove one of those wonderful MG Midget sports cars (no sahgging wagons but great 'scene setters). One evening I was driving one of my lady friends back home for some fun after a gig and of course she didn't want to wait so long. The trousers were opened while we drove along and she was busy pleasuring me with her mouth, as you ladies know how, as we drove along. Here was I trying to concentrate on the road and trying to stop the inevitable when round a corner into a mobile VCP of some 8-10 soldiers and policemen. Well what do you do with a huge erection and no room to sit back and put it away in a hurry? To say we struggled both to get her off my 'pecker' and to get him put away while up, would be an understatement... needless to say the task was impossible and as we pulled up to a stop at the red light, I rolled the window down and the poor old peeler was confronted with my guilty face in the dark of the car, my ladies smiling face and dishelved hair and of course Mr JT standing to attention out through the 'fly'. To say I expected to be 'scooped' (arrested) would be an understatement....rather about 3 or 4 other patrol members appeared from nowhere and after some discussion they wished us luck and sent us on our way, cock in mouth and hand on the steering wheel. Result one of the best cums I ever had about 500 yeards further down the road and a sex session afterwards that has never been bettered. Could it be that these patrol guys were the start of the current 'doggin' craze.
Any other members have any similar 'miond blowing' experiences? Come lets share then for a bit of fun.
Quote by lauraxxx
wud love to but got a feeling want be able to get babysitter
I see from your profile that you like to keep do you do.......you don't play squash do you.........if you did we could arrange a game the next time I am over........and of course your lovely hubby could join in afterwards if he wanted for a game of...well....it would be your choice!
I have come to wonder if there would be any mileage in trying to put together a 'munchie/social' event in Northern Ireland. It would be kind of neat to be able to get things going in NI and perhaps some of you more experienced people from mainland UK could come over and meet us, give us the benefit of your experience, your approval and enjoy the country as well. Come on Whooooooooooooo's up for it?
I know that it is early to try and arrange anything but.............I find myself in Nottingham on 27/28 January 2006 and I would really love to try and put some fun (sexy or social - I really do not mind) together for my time there. I know that it is difficult to get people to trust you on this site but I have been very lucky in the past with a lovely lady (she knows who she is) and I would like to try working on the trust issues no so that some of us can have a good time in Nottingham when I am there. My last experience in Nottingham was a really excellent 'massage' joint called 'Genesis II' but that was 2 years ago. I will be playing squash and therefore will not be available until after each night but that of course, is when fun usually starts to take shape. Just an initial post but please get in touch if you think we might get something together.
Thanks alot.
Thanks alot.
I know that it is early to try and arrange anything but.............I find myself in Nottingham on 27/28 January 2006 and I would really love to try and put some fun (sexy or social - I really do not mind) together for my time there. I know that it is difficult to get people to trust you on this site but I have been very lucky in the past with a lovely lady (she knows who she is) and I would like to try working on the trust issues no so that some of us can have a good time in Nottingham when I am there. My last experience in Nottingham was a really excellent 'massage' joint called 'Genesis II' but that was 2 years ago. I will be playing squash and therefore will not be available until after each night but that of course, is when fun usually starts to take shape. Just an initial post but please get in touch if you think we might get something together.
Thanks alot.
Thanks alot.
After a series of disappointing 'knock backs' from 'posts' to the forum I just wanted to say a very public thanks you to a wonderful lady whom I had alot of fun with in Manchester on Saturday afternoon. It is a big pity that our time together was a little shorter than we had hoped but circumstances do often alter cases - but I think we both enjoyed it very much and I certainly plan to do it again, sooner rather than later and at more leisurely pace. No names but the lady really does know who she is and if she wants you to know then I don't mind but RESPECT TO HER!
Hi, I really am trying hard to make a friend or 2 here at swinging heaven. I live in Nortehrn Ireland so it is a bit difficult for me to get to 'munchs' etc on the mainland. I will be staying in Cheadle on w/e 15/18th Oct and would really love to get to one if someone can tell me where and if the travel time to it is practical as I will not be driving. If there is not a suitable 'munch' nearby I would be really keen to meet up with a lady or a couple for a social chat and perhaps a nice meal (no strings attached) and hopefully she/they could help to educate me in the details and proper conduct of members on this site/forum. Come on give me a chance - I really do not wish to offend anyone. Number 1
MOD edit, I am not gripping about this site, it is excellent and I am more than appreciative of the facility. But it is a little frustating when you try to be as honest as possible in order to make a little contact - as you can imagine coming from Northern Ireland we are a little removed from the scene as there is not really an active one there so we are more than a little 'green' on the edicate and the finer workings of the system. Oops a very BIG BIG BIG BIG BIG sorry. But I am still looking for a bit of company in Manchester on the w/e of 15/18th October and I am very willing to take huge amounts of advice.
Groveling apologies etc, Number 1
Groveling apologies etc, Number 1
