Offensive__Man's Forum Posts

25 Jul 2004

You don't fancy a quick grope now do ya?? Call it practice for ya for later :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

25 Jul 2004

Are you lot still here? I thought you'd have all got bored and bogged off by now!
FFS, theres another cat here now. Oih Catwoman, go and catch that flying mouse. evil

:evil: :evil: :evil:

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24 Jul 2004

Well slap my thigh, it's Banana boy. I wondered when you would show up. Have you come sniffing round this Betty Trubble Bird? evil

:evil:

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24 Jul 2004

Mmmmmmmm, how to set a mouse trap for a flying mouse? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Where's Banana Man when you need him? rolleyes

:roll: :roll:

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24 Jul 2004

FFS. Someone shut that flying mouse up evil

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23 Jul 2004

Well I'm off to bed now, fancy coming with me Betty Boobs? :twisted: :twisted:

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23 Jul 2004

Quote by Betty_Boop
How should I break the news?!

Very publicly :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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23 Jul 2004

Quote by Betty_Boop
Ok, don`t me me read this entire thread. What have I missed?

Fick all, except for Banana Man jizzing on me back, some Kraut bird talking funny, a talking pony- horse -mule thing and this bunny here with the big tits.
Hey, your tits aren't bad, doYOU fancy a shag?

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23 Jul 2004

Quote by JessicaRabbit
i hate to be the one to tell you Offensive Man ... but Bananaman has left yellow jizz all over your back :twisted:

Bastird! I know he fancied me, but that's taking the piss evil

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23 Jul 2004

Quote by JessicaRabbit
Isn't the B for back? turn round and I'll tell you if there's a F on them!!!!

There's an F in them. An F ing over-ripe banana :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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23 Jul 2004

Quote by D0NKEY
Offensive man. People ah takin the piss outta you - can ya stop that big yellow smilie humpin ya back?

Yeh right, just get over here ya mule and give us a ride :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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23 Jul 2004

By the way, Bugs Bunny - Nice tits, fancy a shag? cool

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23 Jul 2004

Quote by Bandanaman
OK, I'll take it off... that better?

Ha ha. Call that a ficking banana rolleyes

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23 Jul 2004

Quote by VunderVumman
Am I the only Ass around?

No Donkey, I'm afraid zat Offensive Man beats you in ze ASS stakes.

Oih Kraut, don't think I didn't hear that evil

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23 Jul 2004

Quote by Bandanaman
Aha! My trusty steed has arrived. Now I am invisible!

Well I can still see ya Banana Man ! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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23 Jul 2004

Quote by Bandanaman
Well hello there, Mister Offensive
You seem to be feeling quite pensive
It took far too much time
to come up with that rhyme
Guess your vocab is not that extensive.

Yer dead right yer great poof!! Is this that cafe place where us single blokes come for a shag? What is it ..................... Stinging Heaven?

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23 Jul 2004

Oh Bandana Man
You do what you can
With your costume and cape all so bright.
Come on you big girl
Give us a twirl
You aint no great man - you're a gob-shite!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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23 Jul 2004

Fick me!! It's Banana Boy!! How goes it Boy Blunder? Are ya right for a ficking good kicking?? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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23 Jul 2004

Oy ya poncey tart!! I can't see any udders cos theres only me and you in here. rolleyes

:roll: :roll:
Oh, and that dead Tune thing on the floor. :shock:

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23 Jul 2004

Why are you talking like that you silly cow? :twisted: :twisted:

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