Stiletto heels, my bottom. I had to wear something that swept the floor to hide my size 10 cowboy boots
My wife did the make-up and the beauty spot (in another picture) but i drew the line when she said I needed to have my eyebrows plucked.
No jeans. How gauche. i wore a gypsy type dress, lol
Before anybody gets any funny ideas, these were done as a dare, NOT a lifestyle change. 6 of us went round Accrington dressed like this on a Friday night.
Not bad for an old fart even if I say so myself, lol lol
Sad git that I am, mine goes.......
Dit-diddle eeee
Diddle it dit dit dittle it di deeeeeeeeee
(Thunderbirds)
.... a blonde policewoman steps out of the police car and approaches the blonde driver.
"Can i see your license please"
The blonde driver starts rummaging through her handbag, after a little while she gets a bit agitated and asks "what does it look like?"
"It's rectangular, and it has your face on it" answered the blonde officer.
The blonde picks out a mirror, looks into it and says "here you are".
The officer inspects the mirror and says "You can go now, sorry, i didnt realise you were a police officer"
Smallest was a 1953 Ford Pop.
Largest was a 1955 Humber Hearse (Very roomy inside, lol)
Petrol @ 2/8d a gallon
Beer @ 11d a pint
Wagon wheels that were bigger than your hand
Folleyfoot
Rag, Tag and Bobtail.
Last but not least, the Humber Hearse I used to drive in the late 60's
323.4 but still working on it, lol
(Best Dick Emery voice)
Oooh, you are awful.... but i like you.
(/Best Dick Emery voice)
As a bloke, it's a lot easier to meet strange people because if they try it on, I can just twat them but I can fully understand that it would be a lot more dangerous for a woman meeting somebody alone for the first time.
Let's just say that if I was looking to meet a woman and had managed to get through the screening process of e-mails and MSN, I would be a fool not to let the woman take all the safety steps she needed to to be comfortable.
I guess there's not much fun in meeting a new guy if all you can think about is "OMG, what if he turns awkward?"
The short version of that is that several meets in the company of others is no hardship if you both still fancy the pants off each other.
Hi all,
To give her her full title, she is a Silver Congo African Grey.
She hasn't been DNA tested but we're pretty sure she's a female 'cos she adores me but hates 'er indoors.
If you feel the need, check her out by calling me on MSN and I'll put her on the webcam.
She's a proper drama queen and if you have a mic, you can talk to her.
Hi, T-J,
No time for anything that required taking my eyes off the road.
Spent most of the time with Geordie on my shoulder shouting at traffic, lol
For the best quality, you really should think about a cam that does 60 fps (frames per second). These can be a tad more expensive that the normal ones that only do 30 fps.
If you can get one with the mic built in, so much the better.
Mine is a Toucam Pro 2 and it should have cost but I got it for a third of that in a sale 'cos it had no box.
If you like, MSN me and I'll show you the quality you get with 60 fps.
Too technical?
Nah, just plug it in and off you go.
After a hectic 3 weeks (nearly) in Ringwood serving as house/dog sitter to our oldest boy, I am now back home in God's county, Lancashire.
Back to a proper computer with a decent monitor, Windows XP instead of minnellimenimum and an ISP that doesn't fall apart every 2 minutes.
I was surprised to see that so many of you had requested to be on my MSN list and that just goes to show what a friendly bunch you are.
Guided tours of the shed via webcam are now available but I can't promise that Geordie won't swear, lol
Take care,
Steve
BTW, 3 hours and 34 minutes for 274 miles.
I don't do the "W" word.
I was a helicopter mechanic in the Royal Navy for many years and then the Army taught me to jump out of aircraft and kill people with a rolled up Beano.
I retired on my 45th birthday.
With all the stuff I do now, I can't believe I ever found the time to go to work, lol
Where was the "Old" forest?
Did somebody move it?
Hey, None of this "Tits out fer the lads" malarky until June. :shock:
Just to go completely off topic for a minute.....
In Blackburn, there is a brand new (ish) office building in a business park type of area and it is the regional office for NTL.
Guess what????
We can't get NTL round these here parts 'cos there's no cable.
So why do we get a pamphlet through the door every few weeks extolling the benefits of switching to NTL?
They're all mad except me. I'm just stupid.
I don't get back down to that neck of the woods until June but I'll be with you in spirit, preferably Bacardi.
Have a good time and if you see any parrot poop suddenly appear, be afraid, be very afraid, lol
Steve
I have nothing much to add to the previous posts except to say that if you are looking for some fun with a bar girl, make absolutely sure that it IS a girl before you get too involved.
My son lives in Bangkok and he has some scarey stories, lol