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Parrot
Over 90 days ago
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Errr, I'm not really a parrot.
I'm not even a Geordie.
Does that mean I'm a fake on 2 counts and entitled to 2 fake shags?
Can I swop a fake shag for a fake blow job?
Steve (AKA Confused of Blackburn)
Quote by Vix
Shall I be a gent and say the same applies to you? redface

Does that mean you don't really mean it?

Not at all, vix. It means that I'm shy so using the "gent" bit as a prop.
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Not half as cute as she is in real life - she's adorable cool

Shall I be a gent and say the same applies to you? redface
Quote by fruity1976
We are all famous!!! Im in google! biggrin
Ima googlebrity!! lol Now you must all kiss my feet and lick my pussy!!! :twisted:

Have you washed your feet lately?? :D
OK, I'm not clever enough to answer your questions about the drivers. All I can go off is when my Dell needed to be formatted and the screen size was bolloxed. I had to get the drivers from the Dell website for my specific laptop and install from a floppy which cured the problem.
That is about the limit of my knowledge on that score.
As for "System restore", if you are using XP and you click on Start>>All progs >>Accessories >> System tools , you may see an option for system Restore.
What this means is that your PC takes "pictures" of the settings, drivers, etc on your PC at given intervals. If your lappy goes tits up, you can normally restore it to a former state where you know it worked perfectly by picking a date to restore it to.
No "saved" work is lost by doing this.
DO NOT do that without getting a second and third, maybe a 4th opinion.
I'm just a parrot.
what the hell do I know about PCs? lol
Scandal..... Daft question coming up.
Can you not do a search for all drivers on the laptop and copy them to a floppy, format the drive and then re-install your OS, then load the extra drivers from the floppy disk?
Option 2... do as before with the floppy and then do a "system restore" back to the date shortly after it was fixed last time?
(Bacardi and coke, please)
I guess the bottom line is that you do what you feel good with and no more.
Nobody should ask or expect you to do anything you are not comfortable with.
I'm only clutching at straws here but maybe they were the last eggs in the basket and wanted to move on to another couple they could interact with before it got too late.
Still no excuse for bad manners though.
I don't know if I'm allowed to do this link lark on here but I'll risk it just once and see if I get my arse slapped, lol
Never done that myself.
**Uses long stick to scratch end of nose**
Quote by freckledbird
Yuk that YY drink stuff is shite...is there an alternative if you don't like YY? lol

Castlemaine XXXX ?? lol
Quote by Sarah1448
yes but I'm sure he doesn't want fluff sticking on it :shock:

And Fluff (whoever she is,) may not be too keen either. biggrin
Quote by Hokum
Put your names down on the pool players list blackboard as you go in. ;)

Oh, I like that one.
If nobody else shows up, at least you'll get a game, lol
Hi Pete/Petra,
I can't help you with the problem except to ask if you have placed an ad on the site saying exactly what you are looking for?
Let's say you arrange a meet in a pub for a dozen or so members and friends etc and the meet is in a pub. :cheers: :cheers:
You get there and the place is crowded. drinkies
How do you recognise each other? dunno
You can't very well just shout out "Any swingers in here?"
I suppose you could all wear pink carnations and carry a copy of the Times under your left armpit, lol
I have only been to one small meeting and I didn't recognise anyone and the place was virtually empty. Mind you, NOBODY had any problem recognising me, :taz: :taz:
Steve
Quote by VenusnMars
WTF IS WITH ALL THE HOOKERS AROUND HERE?????!!!
GET OFF MY FUCKING TURF BITCHES! evil mad :evil: :x :evil: :x :evil: :x :evil:
Venusxxx

Do you charge extra for talking dirty?? kiss :rude:
:doh:
Of course it is, Reese. Sorry.
I saw a wishing well rather than just a Well and my sad brain couldn't cope, lol
Quote by HungryP
You shouldn't play with matches because you can hurt yourself! Hope that helps. biggrin wink

They're used matches mostly.
I'm looking for an old flame. (groan)
Quote by freckledbird
Does that mean the comma guy and the spelling pedant aren't great? confused
Wanders off sadly to mark some work :cry: :cry:

Nooooooo, they are wonderful too. :silly:
Quote by Reese
wave Hiya Rachel, and the SH forums!
~Reese! surprised

Reese, my old mucker, you're as daft as I am, lol
Can you explain the qote for me, please.
All I see is "Hi, Rachel. Have a wank into a wishing well to the SH forum. dunno
Steve.
Quote by Vix
I believe you need to specify the town, darlin.
Get it right, now. rolleyes

How can I specify a town when we play away matches? dunno
Steve
Hi, to both of you new people.
I'm fairly new myself but the group seem a friendly enough crowd.
There's one guy who will bite your head off if you put a comma in the wrong place but apart from that, eeeerrrrrrr, and the spelling pedant, they are a great bunch. biggrin
Sit down, take your shoes off and grab a beer.
Steve
Just to get into the spirit of things, I can tell you that I am proud to be a hooker.
I used to be a second row prop but my knees aren't all that good any more.
Steve (in silly mood as usual)
Do you still want a shag?

No need to thank me.
just throw me a Polo if ever you see me. biggrin
Quote by Calista
Maybe he thinks you'll enoy it more if you've had to wait for it rolleyes
That's what Jon says when he wants to watch tv first confused lol
T-J

"He" won't .. he's blown his chances now ... he even phoned his mate (single male shagbuddy to me :twisted: ) to see if he wanted a shag tonight instead of me disturbing his TV :shock: :shock: :shock:
Bluddy men!!!!
C x
If I were you, I'd make him open his own beer next time you take one to him. :P
What a shite way to get your kicks.
(((((( vix and reese)))))
Minnie caldwell was Albert Tatlocks swinging partner.
(Close your eyes, Mum, lol)
Quote by cu3b4ll
You remember the name of Minnie Caldwell's cat.

You mean Bobby? :shock:
That's the one, lol