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......... you know that Torchy the Battery Boy did not advertise Duracell.
You remember when Wagon Wheels were bigger than your hand.
You were ever chased by a Morris 1000 Police car.
You think Tony Blackburn is hilarious.
You learned to cook with fanny craddock.
You know the theme song to "Four Feather falls"
You hid behind the sofa when Quatermas was on telly
You remember the name of Minnie Caldwell's cat.
OMG, that's me, lol
You remember when Wagon Wheels were bigger than your hand.
You were ever chased by a Morris 1000 Police car.
You think Tony Blackburn is hilarious.
You learned to cook with fanny craddock.
You know the theme song to "Four Feather falls"
You hid behind the sofa when Quatermas was on telly
You remember the name of Minnie Caldwell's cat.
OMG, that's me, lol
So this guy goes into a pet shop and says, "I want a budgie"
Pet shop owner takes him into the back of the shop where there is a huge cage full of budgies, thousands of them.
What colour would you like, sir? There are green, blue, yellow and mixed. Just take your pick.
The guy has a good look and says, "I'll have that white one, please"
The shop owner looks dismayed and says, "I'm sorry, sir. there's only one white one and it would take me hours to catch it. The green ones are nice."
"No, I've got my heart set on the white one, if you don't mind but I'll make it worth your while to catch it. We had a 35lb turkey at Christmas and I'll pay you the same as we paid for that"
So, off he goes into the cage and comes out 2 hours later. Shit up to the eyeballs and covered in scratches and blood but clutching the white budgie.
"There you are, sir. Now then, how much did you pay for the turkey?"
"75p a Kilo, Weigh that sucker"
Pet shop owner takes him into the back of the shop where there is a huge cage full of budgies, thousands of them.
What colour would you like, sir? There are green, blue, yellow and mixed. Just take your pick.
The guy has a good look and says, "I'll have that white one, please"
The shop owner looks dismayed and says, "I'm sorry, sir. there's only one white one and it would take me hours to catch it. The green ones are nice."
"No, I've got my heart set on the white one, if you don't mind but I'll make it worth your while to catch it. We had a 35lb turkey at Christmas and I'll pay you the same as we paid for that"
So, off he goes into the cage and comes out 2 hours later. Shit up to the eyeballs and covered in scratches and blood but clutching the white budgie.
"There you are, sir. Now then, how much did you pay for the turkey?"
"75p a Kilo, Weigh that sucker"
:Is it just me or is the ringtone crap compared to the sound it makes on the telly?
I love the look it gives to camera as it buggers off.
That "Belly button" is genitalia, (Presumably male)
There has been a furore in the press about it and the watchdogs have said the dangly bits can stay.
I love the look it gives to camera as it buggers off.
That "Belly button" is genitalia, (Presumably male)
There has been a furore in the press about it and the watchdogs have said the dangly bits can stay.
:x :x :x :x Slap my thigh and call me Mr Thickie but I'm still trying to think of a possible problem that 2 gay men at a munch could create.
Unless, of course, the person who has the problem with it is unsure of their own sexuality.
Then there's always the issue of them eating all the vol-au-vents but that's my own problem and I can live with it.
Unless, of course, the person who has the problem with it is unsure of their own sexuality.
Then there's always the issue of them eating all the vol-au-vents but that's my own problem and I can live with it.
Quote by JudyTV
Parrot, respect other peoples requests for privacy, it is one of the few basic things we have left in a very public world. I am sure there are many hundreds who will accept and welcome a PM or email from you so its better not to piss anyone off.
Judy
Judy... If I WAS NOT respecting their request for privacy, there would be no need for this thread. I have absolutely no intention of contacting them but I just thought it strange that such a sig should be there.
How does anyone EVER contact them without disregarding the sig?
Just for the sake of argument, let's say that I want to PM somebody to arrange a :cheers: .
It's just a polite message and not the "Fancy a shag" type of thing that I know is frowned upon. It doesn't even have any sexual content.
So what's the problem? :fuckinghell:
The person I want to PM has a sig that says "Please don't e-mail or PM uninvited" :doh:
Hello????
How do I get an invite without sending a PM or e-mail??
If I PM to get an invite to PM, will that pee off the recipient and make her less likely to reply?
Besides which, I hate shoving my nose in uninvited 'cos I'm shy. :scared:
It's just a polite message and not the "Fancy a shag" type of thing that I know is frowned upon. It doesn't even have any sexual content.
So what's the problem? :fuckinghell:
The person I want to PM has a sig that says "Please don't e-mail or PM uninvited" :doh:
Hello????
How do I get an invite without sending a PM or e-mail??
If I PM to get an invite to PM, will that pee off the recipient and make her less likely to reply?
Besides which, I hate shoving my nose in uninvited 'cos I'm shy. :scared:
Quote by RedHot
Parrot do you sit at the pc 24 hours a day mate?
Everytime I come on here, you're on too. Maybe we should both get out more :shock: :lol2:
T-J
I'm on duty.
'Er indoors has gone to Bingo in Bournemouth and left me all alone with just you lot (a very nice "lot") for company.
Mind you, I'm just as bad at home.
I do a lot of writing and have these other windows open in the background.
Plus I play poker.
PC time = about 12 - 14 hours a day.
I don't mean to sound rude or anything like that but are those pix what you ladies would call "big enough"?
I feel a lot better now if you do because up until now, I've not really had anything to compare mine to so I never knew if mine was small, medium or large.
The only cocks I've ever seen have been in mucky films and I guess they are chosen for size anyway so not really something to judge your own by.
I feel a lot better now if you do because up until now, I've not really had anything to compare mine to so I never knew if mine was small, medium or large.
The only cocks I've ever seen have been in mucky films and I guess they are chosen for size anyway so not really something to judge your own by.
