Quote by RedHot
It's true! Well I live here don't I :smug: :lol2:
Tracy-Jayne
Errrrr, No.
Oi! You :!:
Well so I live *near* Bournemouth - that's close enough
T-J
In that case, I live in Paris.
OK, Blackburn to be exact but it's "near", lol
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Quote by Mav&Sini
Oh No!
We are in near by Reading and new to the scene - it would have been great to meet up with some others resonably local and have a drink or two - you thinking of doing it again some time soon?
Of course - you are also friends and may not appreaciate some newbies gate crashing!
Sounds like it was fun!
Mav and Sini
Hey, there's none of this exclusion BS here.
All are welcome.
Just get your collective bums down here the next time, lol
I'm back down here in June but the others may well meet up again before then.
Quote by RedHot
Oooh! Does that mean I get some reciprocal too? Makes a change
Hey! You told us where to meet - you should've been quicker and got the comfy seats for yourselves :doh:
You're just jealous 'cos you got splinters - we left butt grooves instead
T-J
I'll see if ASDA have any reciprocal but if not, will a good tongue lashing do?
Excellent point about getting the comfy seats, lol
Copy of e-mail received by B&Q customer services:
Dear Sir/Madam
My congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th
November 2004, sail 27,354 miles around the world and arrive back 72 days
later.
Could you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered 96 days ago will be
arriving from your warehouse 13 miles away?
Yours Sincerley
John Roberts
Dear Sir/Madam
My congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th
November 2004, sail 27,354 miles around the world and arrive back 72 days
later.
Could you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered 96 days ago will be
arriving from your warehouse 13 miles away?
Yours Sincerley
John Roberts
I see a few scenarios here.
1...Everything will be fine when you meet and you will both be as well matched in the real world as you think you are in the cyber world and it will lead to a lasting relationship.
2... Either the young lady or yourself will be disappointed in the other person. Maybe feeling that in real life, there are some subtle differences to how she/you appeared on cam or on the phone. This will either be the end of the story or maybe the differences can be overcome.
3... One of you will not turn up for the meet.
I hope it's option 1.
1...Everything will be fine when you meet and you will both be as well matched in the real world as you think you are in the cyber world and it will lead to a lasting relationship.
2... Either the young lady or yourself will be disappointed in the other person. Maybe feeling that in real life, there are some subtle differences to how she/you appeared on cam or on the phone. This will either be the end of the story or maybe the differences can be overcome.
3... One of you will not turn up for the meet.
I hope it's option 1.
Quote by RedHot
D'ya know there's just no pleasing some people
Now you sound exactly like the doggers we told you about - pop over to the car, whack out the old man, "bj to go please luv" and off they go :shock:
*sulks* Thought you were a true gent an' all. Have to sort you out next time:lol2:
T-J
But I AM a true gent.
I've had 68 blow jobs and I'm saving you for the 69th.
How gallant is that? lol
and I only get a 
Tracy-Jane.... I am so much a virgin at all this malarky that I didn't even know what dogging was until about 2 weeks ago.
I'd heard of it, I'm not a recluse in Outer Mongolia, but all this stuff about "Signals" and blokes nosing at the windows was a revelation. :shock:
BJ to go?? :D :D .
Errr, Can I just check on the gender of the blowee? lol
I'd heard of it, I'm not a recluse in Outer Mongolia, but all this stuff about "Signals" and blokes nosing at the windows was a revelation. :shock:
BJ to go??
:D :D .Errr, Can I just check on the gender of the blowee? lol
Quote by RedHot
And ladies, Misschief and Red Hot, all I can say is wow! Two extremely hot looking women.hwoar:
I could not think of two nicer ladies to spend an evening with, just a shame we were in a pub :doh:
Well what's the worst that could happen in a pub? We'd get chucked out . . . into the car park where we could introduce Misschief into the the world of dogging :P
Tracy-Jayne
**Searches the above quote for mention of "Parrot""**
Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Quote by nandslondon
E-mails are free so I guess they figure that either you will ignore them or reply favourably.
What have they got to lose?
Well, considering we've already made it perfectly clear in our signature that we're not currently looking for a male: what they've got to lose is the chance of a meet sometime in the future. If they can't respect a simple request not to be emailed / im'd by them, we'd have to ask what other rules / boundaries would they not respect in the bedroom.
**Best Tony Blair voice**
Can I just make it perfectly clear that when I said "What have they got to lose", I was saying it from their viewpoint and NOT mine.
In a perfect world, no rules would ever be broken.
OK, I've just been reading back through this thread to see if I had missed anything and I tried to picture the people who had posted with the faces I could put with them.
It was impossible.
The people I met tonight were all demure, polite, butter-wouldn't-melt-in-the-mouth types.
I'm sure I met a gang of SH member look-alikes and not the real ones, lol
It was impossible.
The people I met tonight were all demure, polite, butter-wouldn't-melt-in-the-mouth types.
I'm sure I met a gang of SH member look-alikes and not the real ones, lol
I have never made love to a woman without kissing but then I've never made love in the swinging sense so my input may be gibberish.
Surely NOTHING should be taken for granted.
Any and all actions should, in theory be worked out beforehand so that both/ get what they want.
I suppose that if a guy kisses a womans neck and she turns her head to a suitable position for a lip to lip kisss that would be a clue, but if she didn't, that would also be a clue.
I'll get back in the corner now and shut up, lol
Surely NOTHING should be taken for granted.
Any and all actions should, in theory be worked out beforehand so that both/ get what they want.
I suppose that if a guy kisses a womans neck and she turns her head to a suitable position for a lip to lip kisss that would be a clue, but if she didn't, that would also be a clue.
I'll get back in the corner now and shut up, lol
I've done 200+ mile round trips for a brew and a chat and I knew there was nothing else on offer. There was also the time that dozens of us from a chat forum descended on Covent Garden from all parts of the UK, sat on a pub balcony and sung out hearts out just so we could truthfully say we had sung at Covent Garden.
It's a mad world, just enjoy it while it lasts.
It's a mad world, just enjoy it while it lasts.
