Could you please lick all the choklit off for me?
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To put it plain and simple...
FAIR
Look at it this way. If you answered somebody's ad and asked what was on offer and she said....
"I don't shag. I just want you to put this dress on while I hit you with a 5 iron"
would you e-mail back? (I'm assuming that being hit with a 5 iron isn't your thing)
She wanted something that you weren't offering so it's a good job that it was sorted out before any6 meet up or you would both have been disappointed.
FAIR
Look at it this way. If you answered somebody's ad and asked what was on offer and she said....
"I don't shag. I just want you to put this dress on while I hit you with a 5 iron"
would you e-mail back? (I'm assuming that being hit with a 5 iron isn't your thing)
She wanted something that you weren't offering so it's a good job that it was sorted out before any6 meet up or you would both have been disappointed.
Quote by freckledbird
What if you don't like chips?
Can we start a thread about what you could do with the salt, vinegar, tomato sauce, brown sauce, mayo, cheese, beans, curry sauce, garlic and salad cream please?
Bev
xx
How about mixing them all together and dropping the lot on the navel depression?
Makes a very handy dipping area for a chip butty. lol
Well, they say that honesty is the best policy so here goes nothing.
I am not a swinger.
I have never swung.
So why am I here?
More importantly, what does my wife think about me being a member of this site?
I'm here because I like chatting to friendly people.
I'm here because this site seems to be well policed by moderators who quickly get rid of trouble makers and what are known on other chat sites as "Trolls".
I'm here because I want to meet people socially and have a beer with people who's sole topic of conversation is not how much equity they have in their house.
I'm here because so far, I like it here.
What does my wife think?
She knows I am a member and she has seen a lot of the same things on here that I have but she would never, ever post or attend any meets. It just isn't her thing, so to speak.
But we may be in a fairly unique situation, I don't know.
All I know is that we love each other dearly but as far as the physical side goes, it doesn't.
Please let me stay.
I'll just sit in a corner and bring beer or wine when needed, lol
I am not a swinger.
I have never swung.
So why am I here?
More importantly, what does my wife think about me being a member of this site?
I'm here because I like chatting to friendly people.
I'm here because this site seems to be well policed by moderators who quickly get rid of trouble makers and what are known on other chat sites as "Trolls".
I'm here because I want to meet people socially and have a beer with people who's sole topic of conversation is not how much equity they have in their house.
I'm here because so far, I like it here.
What does my wife think?
She knows I am a member and she has seen a lot of the same things on here that I have but she would never, ever post or attend any meets. It just isn't her thing, so to speak.
But we may be in a fairly unique situation, I don't know.
All I know is that we love each other dearly but as far as the physical side goes, it doesn't.
Please let me stay.
I'll just sit in a corner and bring beer or wine when needed, lol
Forget the quiz.
I'd be in the one that's set on a Pacific Isle with just myself and somebody who is big and bouncy (plus camera crew, sound crew etc)
We'd spend all day shagging each others brains out and all night listening to music provided by Jane's dad.
(Don't worry folks, it's an IN joke, lol)
I'd be in the one that's set on a Pacific Isle with just myself and somebody who is big and bouncy (plus camera crew, sound crew etc)
We'd spend all day shagging each others brains out and all night listening to music provided by Jane's dad.
(Don't worry folks, it's an IN joke, lol)
Romantic movie! You probably won't star in a porno anytime soon. You seem to be really into the whole "love" thing...romantic sex with perfumed sheets and candles all over the place. You're probably a hopeless romantic. You value sex and respect your partner too much to do anything like porn. AWWWWWW!
OMFG!!
Maybe I'm not the right type for this forum after all, :shock:
OMFG!!
Maybe I'm not the right type for this forum after all, :shock:
The Parrot solution.
He lies on his back.
She lies above him.
She has strong knicker elastic tied to hands and bedpost.
Tied to her feet is a medium sized dog.
When all is ready, he shouts.... "Walkies"
Please note... This works better if there is lino on the floor and not carpet.
(You can all thank me later)
Steve xx
He lies on his back.
She lies above him.
She has strong knicker elastic tied to hands and bedpost.
Tied to her feet is a medium sized dog.
When all is ready, he shouts.... "Walkies"
Please note... This works better if there is lino on the floor and not carpet.
(You can all thank me later)
Steve xx
Oh, I can relate to this one.
I used to have a Citroen Pallas and the hydraulics leaked from a T junction in the guts of the engine bay.
I went to the garage and got a quote..... £130.... The car had cost me £50, lol
Off to the MDC for a part which cost me 37p...This was back in about '86.
I parked the car on the back street near a street light and got the Haynes out.
Off came the bonnet, the front valance, the headlamps, radiator, fan housing, front cross member and numerous other bits.
This gave me access to 3 screws holding Jubilee clips on the knackered T junction.
Removed them, fitted the new one. Put it all back together.
Total time?
about 5 hours
But it saved me loads of cash and best of all, it worked.
I used to have a Citroen Pallas and the hydraulics leaked from a T junction in the guts of the engine bay.
I went to the garage and got a quote..... £130.... The car had cost me £50, lol
Off to the MDC for a part which cost me 37p...This was back in about '86.
I parked the car on the back street near a street light and got the Haynes out.
Off came the bonnet, the front valance, the headlamps, radiator, fan housing, front cross member and numerous other bits.
This gave me access to 3 screws holding Jubilee clips on the knackered T junction.
Removed them, fitted the new one. Put it all back together.
Total time?
about 5 hours
But it saved me loads of cash and best of all, it worked.
ops: Except for...
Tartan socks (Don't ask)
Calvin boxers (£8 for 12 pair so must be genuine)
Non branded Joggers (I'm too cheap to buy a "Name" brand)
White T-shirt with "I'm going nucking futs"
Non- branded fleece (see Joggers)
Nike woolly hat (it was a pressie)
Homer Simpson slippers.
But apart from them, I'm totally nekkid.
(It's OK to drool, ladies. I understand, lol)
Tartan socks (Don't ask)
Calvin boxers (£8 for 12 pair so must be genuine)
Non branded Joggers (I'm too cheap to buy a "Name" brand)
White T-shirt with "I'm going nucking futs"
Non- branded fleece (see Joggers)
Nike woolly hat (it was a pressie)
Homer Simpson slippers.
But apart from them, I'm totally nekkid.
(It's OK to drool, ladies. I understand, lol)
