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Have you tried doing a System restore to a date before this started.
(Does "Anything" include peeling grapes?
Ahhhh, but if I had had a mental illness in the past and it hadn't been diagnosed as such, how would I know?
Fluff.... Sheila would be proud of you.
That was your 69th post, biggrin
It was a party organised by one of the people on an internet site. Just a friendly chat room type of thing. People came from all over UK for a night out in Coventry.
That must be over a year ago or maybe even 2.
Disco, buffet, beer etc and a good night except for the music.
It was good to put faces to names you had "typed" at for ages.
I bet I could make them move independantly without too much trouble, lol
I've just realised I'm probably the only guy in the world who can say this......
"I spilled a pint and most of Ghana got soaked"
BTW, when that party finished, I wangled myself (I said "wangled") an invite to a wedding reception being held where I was staying. What a night that was, lol
OMG, I forgot about that.
Didn't I make you all wet as well?
Or was that Kate?
nanslondon.... They were covered at the time, in black if I remember.
All in the best possible taste, lol
At home in my shed.
This PC is the pits, lol
No webcam.
No MSN
No .
No downloads possible
And worst of all?
Freaking AO bloody L
Well there was room for your name tag at the Cov bash.
"Mrs Ramadamolopodopodortsolopoplpolous"
All I can say is that it's a sad state of affairs when a chap's shed is more notable than he is. lol
That would be like me saying I'd recognise the front of your jumper before your face, (Which is sooooooo not true, lol)
Hi Fluffy.
All I can say is "Duh!!" lol
I know I'm only new here myself but I know Fluffy from elsewhere, nothing to do with sites like this and she's nice.
I'd munch her myself if she was closer. wink
How about.......
At the stroke of 10pm on Saturday night, we all chuck a custard pie into the face of the person nearest us.
People being arrested at that time are exempt.
There should be some good stories on Sunday. lol
We've just had to open the freezer and sit round it to make it seem more like home, lol
We left the whippets and cloth caps back home in Lancs and drove down to Hampshire for 2 weeks R&R last night and the difference in temp is amazing.
Back home, we needed a coat on to go outside for a ciggie in broad daylight but here, even at 4am this morning, it was T-shirt warm.
No wonder you're all soft Jessies, biggrin :twisted: wink
I used to do part-time bar work and found a very simple way to deal with toss pots.
Don't serve them.
Mostly it was working in holiday resorts where it was always packed and my fav was standing behind a very busy bar and shouting "Who's next?".
Several shouts of Me, Me etc........
"Come on. Who's next?"
Then, somebody would catch on and say.
"And one for yourself"
Serve that person first and Bob's your Uncle. lol
(Hendra Newquay circa 1975)
I'm surprised no one has mentioned "Ride of the Valkyries"
(That's the helicopter attack scene in Apocolypse now)
Especially apt if the woman is on top, lol
I know I'm paranoid but when I see questions asking about mother's maiden name and pet names, I'm reminded that they are the type of things asked to confirm passwords.
All the people above have maybe given clues to anyone who may be reading.
**Runs out of thread screaming because I sat my last exam in 1969**
Definition of a quickie????
"Oh, shit, Was that your mothers footsteps?" :shock:
That's good enough for me.
I'll bring Geordie for a swift half and then nip her back to base.
See you there.
Steve
Bit off topic but in the sex scenes on TV and in mainstream films, it always makes me smile at the way the actors (ahem) get together.
Absolutely no foreplay whatsoever and the male lead only needs to roll over the female lead and Bob's your uncle and in it goes with none of this reaching down for adjustments malarky.
Quote by JudyTV
People are people.
Sorry, I went all Confucius like there for a minute, lol)

Ahhhhhh.......well I never, so theres the answer to it all.
Hopefully that will save me hours and hours of getting ready to meet
"People are people" ..............who still dont flucking turn up.
Judy rolleyes :roll: :roll:

Awww, Judy. I think you know what I meant, lol
That there are good people and bad.
Considerate people and Rhett Butlers.
and you have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find a Prince.
Steve
People are people.
Some go out of their way to keep a commitment whereas others may think, "Oh, football's on telly. Sod it"
You never know which type you are meeting until you meet.
(Sorry, I went all Confucius like there for a minute, lol)
redhot..... The road into Ringwood from where?
Either of those days is fine for me as long as you mean over a week from now and not this Tuesday/ Wednesday coming.