Hi, guys,
Dave, Misschief is right, I don't get there until Thursday but nothing stopping you guys from starting early, lol
As for me sorting a venue and time etc..... Errr, best not.
It would be a lot easier if you local people sussed out a place you all know that would be easier for you all to get to and then just tell me where and when.
If it's daytime and outside (or a pet friendly pub) and nobody objects, Geordie will be tagging along for a beer and a bit of singing practice, but if it's an evening meet, I'll leave her at base camp.
Cheers,
Steve
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Beware of people who knock at your door pretending to be Double Glazing reps.
I opened the front door to a woman claiming to want to advise me on how good her firms product was but once she was inside, she took her tits out shoved them in my face.
6 hours later, she left and STILL no info on the double glazing.
I feel I was ripped off.
I opened the front door to a woman claiming to want to advise me on how good her firms product was but once she was inside, she took her tits out shoved them in my face.
6 hours later, she left and STILL no info on the double glazing.
I feel I was ripped off.
If my own experience of the Chat room is anything to go by, I'm not surprised the guy was put off.
I'm not what you'd call self-opinionated so I'm not pushy and anything I post in the Chat room tends to be a reply to somebody else rather than my own topic of conversation. Also, I have never gone in there and said something like "MSN me so we can cyber-shag each others brains out", nor have I ever done a PM to anyone in the chat room. I'm way too shy to do that.
Why then, was I told to talk out of my arse?
Note that I wasn't told that I was already doing just that.
There was no need for an insulting comment like that.
Frankly, it put me off the whole idea of having any fun in there.
I can get insulted just by staying home and telling my wife that her hair needs cutting.
Maybe it's just that some people can't hold their drink without having a pop at somebody for no reason whatsoever and newbies are fair game.
I'm not what you'd call self-opinionated so I'm not pushy and anything I post in the Chat room tends to be a reply to somebody else rather than my own topic of conversation. Also, I have never gone in there and said something like "MSN me so we can cyber-shag each others brains out", nor have I ever done a PM to anyone in the chat room. I'm way too shy to do that.
Why then, was I told to talk out of my arse?
Note that I wasn't told that I was already doing just that.
There was no need for an insulting comment like that.
Frankly, it put me off the whole idea of having any fun in there.
I can get insulted just by staying home and telling my wife that her hair needs cutting.
Maybe it's just that some people can't hold their drink without having a pop at somebody for no reason whatsoever and newbies are fair game.
OK, so how many different groups would be offended by this one?........
Michael Caine is holding a party in his house.
Everyone who is anyone is there-top stars from the film world and pop world.
Mick Jagger & David Bowie are helping themselves at the bar, Jim Morrison and his band are sitting on the couch puffing, whilst Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are exchanging original insults.
All is going really well, until Jim Morrison decides he's bored out of his skull, and wants to go home for an early night.
"0i Jim" objects Michael Caine, "party's only just started, hows about I get one of the girls to take you into the bed room for a pleasuring"?
"Great" says Jim "but she has to do the rest of the band too"
"Not a problem Jim" smiles Michael, as he pulls a young dolly bird close and whispers instructions in her ear.
Half an hour later, the young girl is just wiping her chin, when in walks Ringo Starr "Allright love?" He says "dont suppose you want to do the same to me"?
The young woman smiles and gets to work unzipping his flies.
Ringo is having a great time, until, mere moments before the end, the door flies open and Micheal Caine bursts in. He grabs the young girl by the hair and slaps her hard across the face!
"What was that for?" she whimpers
"I told you" Caine snarls "YOUR ONLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF!!!" ...
Michael Caine is holding a party in his house.
Everyone who is anyone is there-top stars from the film world and pop world.
Mick Jagger & David Bowie are helping themselves at the bar, Jim Morrison and his band are sitting on the couch puffing, whilst Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are exchanging original insults.
All is going really well, until Jim Morrison decides he's bored out of his skull, and wants to go home for an early night.
"0i Jim" objects Michael Caine, "party's only just started, hows about I get one of the girls to take you into the bed room for a pleasuring"?
"Great" says Jim "but she has to do the rest of the band too"
"Not a problem Jim" smiles Michael, as he pulls a young dolly bird close and whispers instructions in her ear.
Half an hour later, the young girl is just wiping her chin, when in walks Ringo Starr "Allright love?" He says "dont suppose you want to do the same to me"?
The young woman smiles and gets to work unzipping his flies.
Ringo is having a great time, until, mere moments before the end, the door flies open and Micheal Caine bursts in. He grabs the young girl by the hair and slaps her hard across the face!
"What was that for?" she whimpers
"I told you" Caine snarls "YOUR ONLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF!!!" ...
I've had a right good think about this and here's what I've thunk.
I'd like to meet up somewhere, not now but later when you all get to know me better, and somehow we would all get together in a perfectly dark room.
No talking allowed and everyone would be happy at the idea.
Things may or may not happen to you in particular but if they did, imagine going back into the main venue and not knowing who you had just known (in the Biblical sense)
Maybe I've been in the shed too long, lol
I'd like to meet up somewhere, not now but later when you all get to know me better, and somehow we would all get together in a perfectly dark room.
No talking allowed and everyone would be happy at the idea.
Things may or may not happen to you in particular but if they did, imagine going back into the main venue and not knowing who you had just known (in the Biblical sense)
Maybe I've been in the shed too long, lol
