oh my! poor lil ole me!
those anthill boys have had to rush a sick maiden aunt to casualty or something! don't know why it took all six of them, but there you go! and all those delicious bifems are playing with anne's toys over in manchester! what's a girl to do?
maybe i should take the pink compact for a spin?
*sighs*
Penelope
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I can put up fantastic erections, they're rock solid, and can withstand serious use.
oooooooo bob, i've come over all unnecessary! must be the heat. i'm just waiting for the anthill mob to turn up, for a bit of a dogging cum greedy girl type expedition. you're more than welcome to tag along! hope you like pink, that's my car outside?
penelope
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Come underground with me Bag_Puss, Bungo will put the make a cup of tea
Phew
Thanks Unc but I'd much prefer coffee
:are you one of those poncy southern pussy's bagpuss? coffee indeed! i may be from the deep south meself, and heiress to a vast fortune, but it's tea all the way. any way that's another thread, so leave it ok!
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Quote by Florence
you've blown it.
FFS! Did I miss that as well?
florence i always said you were a slapper. dylan and dougal sniffing round you all the time, and always disappearing with zebedee at bedtime! you've got a filthy mouth on you! it was a perfectly innocent comment and you turn it into some kind of filthy innuendo! i'm not impressed!
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oh zippy! <tuts> ffs
just when i thought you were a nice puppet, you get all crude and make an obvious joke about muffing mules. well don't let mal hear you saying things like that. especially after the thread the other day!
oh, and i won't offer to help you shave and avoid further embarrasing hair in zip incidents now, you've blown it.
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just when i thought you were a nice puppet, you get all crude and make an obvious joke about muffing mules. well don't let mal hear you saying things like that. especially after the thread the other day!
oh, and i won't offer to help you shave and avoid further embarrasing hair in zip incidents now, you've blown it.
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Gosh chaps, have you seen what Penelope has got on her head? It's ..... it's ...... it's ......... a BRASSIERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is I tell you, I have seen them on mothers washing line
ahem! i think you'll find my goggles would barely cover my pert southern belle nipples, let alone my breasts! smutty little buggers! go catch some smugglers or something you annoying little oiks! sure theres lashings of ginger beer in the GFZ too.
*slips back into character*
I'm sure Miss Pistop <<<<<< moral high ground grabbing mode >>>> would be most offended by you referring to her in such a way.
why thank you zippy sir for defending my honour. you have the most refined southern manners. i'm pleased to make the acquaintance of such a noble gentleman.
Penelope
