Quote by TheLovelyOne
I've just heated some gorgeous, fragrant cinnamon rolls.
Roll anyone?
mmmm yes please :rascal:
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Pete_sw
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 66
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Finally getting the biodiesel processor completed in my shed :bounce: :bounce:
Finally scraping enough spondies together to tax my monster :bounce:
being able to take said monster out for a spin knowing that the fuel is now costing me around 7p per ltr and loving the smell of doghnuts coming out the back :lol2:
The look of sheer delighted terror on sons face when tearing around off road like a complete loon and getting soooo muddy :lol2: :bounce:
its the little thing you know
Finally scraping enough spondies together to tax my monster :bounce:
being able to take said monster out for a spin knowing that the fuel is now costing me around 7p per ltr and loving the smell of doghnuts coming out the back :lol2:
The look of sheer delighted terror on sons face when tearing around off road like a complete loon and getting soooo muddy :lol2: :bounce:
its the little thing you know
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Quote by Bonedigger
Do you notice when people stop posting?
People who were prolific on the forum sometimes disappear all of a sudden for whatever reason....
do you notice that you havent seen them for a few weeks and feel prompted to PM them, do you notice that thyeve gone and wonder to yourself whats happened
or do you not even notice theyve gone until someone says "wonder whatever happened to such and such" or someone reminds you of a thread where you see their names, and think "oh wow, THAT names a blast from the past"
Im not very observant on things like that, but i do notice the odd one or two of my fave people when they havent posted in a while, but on the whole, it takes someone else to jog my memory LOL
What about you lot!
Hmm, interesting post. I'm guilty of both to be honest and it does make me feel a little guilty at times
The last time I dropped off the radar I was going through some very rough personal issues and was surprised and overwhelmed by the amount of PM's and emails just saying stuff like 'hey, noticed you're MIA, everything ok?'
These short messages made a HUGE impact on me, especially those from people with whom I'd had no prior contact. To be honest these really helped to get me through a very tough time.
I have done it in the past, noticed missing people, and I have mailed them so see if they are ok, but all to often I don't notice and that makes me feel bad
ops:I guess a lot depends on whats going on in our own lives at the time, sounds selfish i know but i think at a time when we have our own stuff going on it's more difficult to pay attention to who's about and who's not.
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Quote by duncanlondon
If it was normal you'd be bumping into your parents 'doing' the neighbours in Tesco's.
I did my neighbor over the freezer and got banned from tesco :shock:
Is it normal? errrrrm, nope :lol2: Not if you are using the term normal in the 'socially acceptable' meaning.
Is it normal in this community? well yeah
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You're bored aintcha 
As those who know me know, I'm a complete slave to fashion :shock: :lol2:
NOT
Like you I refuse to be taken in by the whole 'Fashion RipOff' scene
That said it's a huge multi million £ industry which employs many thousands of people so I guess while there are the gullible brand name addicts about they are keeping some in employment and helping the economy. each to their own I guess
Now I know theres the whole 'ethical trading argument that runs alongside this subject that i'm not getting into here. Sweat shops and all that but i think thats another topic.
as for me? 3 quid jeans and T'shirts from tesco might not elevate me to the ranks of high fashion, but they do allow me to put more food on the table. Matter of priorities I guess and if people are shallow enough to judge me by what I wear then I'm probably better off not knowing them anyway.
:thumbup:
As those who know me know, I'm a complete slave to fashion :shock: :lol2:
NOT
Like you I refuse to be taken in by the whole 'Fashion RipOff' scene
That said it's a huge multi million £ industry which employs many thousands of people so I guess while there are the gullible brand name addicts about they are keeping some in employment and helping the economy. each to their own I guess
Now I know theres the whole 'ethical trading argument that runs alongside this subject that i'm not getting into here. Sweat shops and all that but i think thats another topic.
as for me? 3 quid jeans and T'shirts from tesco might not elevate me to the ranks of high fashion, but they do allow me to put more food on the table. Matter of priorities I guess and if people are shallow enough to judge me by what I wear then I'm probably better off not knowing them anyway.
:thumbup:
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Quote by Sarah
Right - the last time I did this it ended in mayhem!!!
Mayhem, :shock:
What on this site???, never
:D :D :D Breakfast is now being served.............
Full English for me please, oh and plenty of MARMITE on the toast :twisted:
large mug of very strong coffe wouldn't go amiss
so, what we all up to this weekend? Personally I'll be playin wiv me oilybitz :rascal:
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
wait till bulko and HC catch up wiv ya....
Have they had their mobility scooters 'pimped'? Does HC have a front shelf on his for his Manboobs now?
We did put a Turbo on bulko's zimmer some time ago :lol2:
As for HC, your guess is as good as mine, do you think he ever faught his way out of that last furball?
:whistling: :whistling: :whistling:Ahh here he is, time for a tune up yet?
CHUUUNE............... :whistling:
cant you keep meaty in check for one night
:lol2:
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Quote by flower411
As one or two of the more observant forum members and chatroom chatters may have noticed, things ain`t been to good between mrs f and myself lately !!
sorry to hear that guys, really stinks when we forget life's too short.
But something that we have noticed is that, no matter what, we can`t stop having sex with each other !! :shock: :shock:
Not that serious then :lol2:
We have both finally agreed that something has to be done about the situation and we have kinda kissed and made up
:thumbup:
But .....
The other night I spotted that she was almost reaching orgasm but not quite getting there
it happens
I happened to mention that while she was REALLY angry with me a couple of nights before she had had at least three orgasms in the evening :shock:
So....when she hated my guts she was getting off on the sex and now that we love each other again it ain`t so hot !! :shock:
Sounds like frustration to me, and no, not sexual frustration, or frustration with eachother, although I wouldn't mind betting thats whats on your minds. I think there is some frustration going on that you are both tagging wrong labels on. Probably subconscious, and will probably take a bit of getting to the bottom of, but knowing you guys, you'll work it out :wink:
That'll be thanks
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Anybody else ever experienced this kinda thing ???
I wish :giggle:
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Quote by winchwench
What are u supposed to do when one
boob is bigger than the other....at the mo i wear a b cup and let the right boob spill over, or a c sup and the left one looks lost lol.....I'm really not going to buy 2 sizes and stitch them together!!
The way the catalogues told me to measure I came out an A cup ffs...I got more than a handful so soddit!
Maybe you could buy a bra to fit the bigger boob, and stick a chicken fillet in the other side
Must be a nightmare
BAAAD Winchy, you know fine well it would get smelly after a while dont listen to her Welik, she's a bit of a
:shock: ........
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Quote by Bonedigger
Posted some naked pix of myself on the net, a guy who became a 'fan' pm'd me to ask if we had ever thought of swinging, and gave us the link....joined for a drunken laugh and so we could have a proper nosy round before ditching the site and having a good laugh about it all.......
still here 14 months later :shock:
and we never did meet up with my 'fan' either....wonder if he still comes on here
Sorry :shakehead: we will require photographic evidence of this :rascal:
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
wait till bulko and HC catch up wiv ya....
Have they had their mobility scooters 'pimped'? Does HC have a front shelf on his for his Manboobs now?
We did put a Turbo on bulko's zimmer some time ago :lol2:
As for HC, your guess is as good as mine, do you think he ever faught his way out of that last furball?
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Hmmmm, good question, made me think before posting for a change
OK. as a bloke I guess this makes me a bit of an 'odd ball' but..
Don't get me wrong, I love receiving oral, love giving anal (or receiving a finger or two ) it's all very nice etc. but I just love giving oral to a woman who really loves receiving it.
The eye contact thing is really nice but not the 'be all' or 'end all' as with some its not possible (use your imagination )
But the taste, the scent, the slow gyration of the hips becoming more and more rapid. Placing my hands under the buttox, lifting them up, inserting the fingers. The increasing moistness and the inevitable outpouring of verbal and physical gushing of xtc just blows me away every time and far exceeds the pleasure I derive from being on the receiving end.
I have only ever met one woman who was able to give me an orgasm orally so i guess I'm a bit unusual?? :dunno:
OK. as a bloke I guess this makes me a bit of an 'odd ball' but..
Don't get me wrong, I love receiving oral, love giving anal (or receiving a finger or two
) it's all very nice etc. but I just love giving oral to a woman who really loves receiving it.The eye contact thing is really nice but not the 'be all' or 'end all' as with some its not possible (use your imagination
) But the taste, the scent, the slow gyration of the hips becoming more and more rapid. Placing my hands under the buttox, lifting them up, inserting the fingers. The increasing moistness and the inevitable outpouring of verbal and physical gushing of xtc just blows me away every time and far exceeds the pleasure I derive from being on the receiving end.
I have only ever met one woman who was able to give me an orgasm orally so i guess I'm a bit unusual?? :dunno:
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
Oi, i've been here 3 years lightening peoples day with my comedy and charm, i have rights you know
pup
wait till bulko and HC catch up wiv ya, you'll soon be recaptured and put back in the dungeon.
oh and oi, who said you could take the gimp mask off?
:giggle:
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Quote by winchwench
....spent a while as a lurcher .....
You still haven't quite got a grasp on Dogging have you? are you sure you didn't spend a while as a Greyhound, they look quite similar?
It had to be you
....because there's no emote that says whippit?
:roll: No, he bought the bloody thing ..............
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Not a lot of help I know but...
A few years back a couple of these lovely people came a knocking on my door, me being half asleep having just got to bed after a night shift answered the door in me boxers.
Imagine my surprise and no small embarrassment to find two very attractive, well actually, drop dead gorgeous, in fact jaw droppingly hot babes standing on my doorstep wanting to come in and discuss their philosophy with me :shock:
I invited them in and as both of them seemed totally unphased by my state of undress, I relaxed and launched into an interesting theological debate.
Long story short they called twice more within a couple of weeks and in the end I just could not contain myself any further and blurted out how great it would be to have a 3sum with them
Needless to say they made their excuses and beat a hasty retreat. patting myself on the back for having found another cure for the dreaded doorstep JW's I was mortified to learn that the prettiest one turned out to be the daughter of neighbor but one just back from Uniops: :oops:
guess we reap what we sow :rascal:
A few years back a couple of these lovely people came a knocking on my door, me being half asleep having just got to bed after a night shift answered the door in me boxers.
Imagine my surprise and no small embarrassment to find two very attractive, well actually, drop dead gorgeous, in fact jaw droppingly hot babes standing on my doorstep wanting to come in and discuss their philosophy with me :shock:
I invited them in and as both of them seemed totally unphased by my state of undress, I relaxed and launched into an interesting theological debate.
Long story short they called twice more within a couple of weeks and in the end I just could not contain myself any further and blurted out how great it would be to have a 3sum with them
Needless to say they made their excuses and beat a hasty retreat. patting myself on the back for having found another cure for the dreaded doorstep JW's I was mortified to learn that the prettiest one turned out to be the daughter of neighbor but one just back from Uni
ops: :oops:guess we reap what we sow :rascal:
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:bounce: :bounce:
Bloody marvelous idea :thumbup:
I have a spare room, busty blond and Swedish would be nice, I have a shedload of ironing that needs doing, and i get screwed in the process?? blimey bargain :shock:
come to think of it the hoover needs exercising as does the mop, dog need walking and as for the 7 kids
ok ladies, orderly que please :rascal:
markz unofficial stand-in mode activated ...... :roll:
Bloody marvelous idea :thumbup:
I have a spare room, busty blond and Swedish would be nice, I have a shedload of ironing that needs doing, and i get screwed in the process?? blimey bargain :shock:
come to think of it the hoover needs exercising as does the mop, dog need walking and as for the 7 kids
ok ladies, orderly que please :rascal:
markz unofficial stand-in mode activated ...... :roll:
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Quote by blonde
OK now you are all going to think I am weird but ......
as if
4. I can't cook if we have milk in the fridge
:shock:
5. I can't iron if it is raining (we live in the NW so it rains every day) :thumbup: I'll remember that one :giggle:
8. I can't wear knickers if i have trousers on.
<note to self, make next social trousers only>
10. I cant say "NO" to my kids :inlove:
Respectfully request to be adopted :rascal:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Mine? never BBQ with no clothes on :shock:
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