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Pete_sw

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Straight Male, 66

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2 Nov 2009

Dificult one this as i've never really been into the whole 'self analasys' thing so all i can do is repeat what i've been told by a few people that have met me.
"What you see, is what you get"
I actually have no idea what that means lol

lol

i guess it could be construed as meaning shallow and boring? dunno

dunno

hey ho
I was complimented by someone recently though who said "one of the things I respect you for is that you say it as you see it and don't pull any punches"
Thought about that for a while and realised what they actually meant was that i'm a mouthy git :lol2:
oh well, take me as you find me i guess wink

wink

2 Nov 2009

Quote by varca
I'd say I'm a bit more outgoing online. Saying that, in person you either like me or you don't. Those who like me I'm friends with. Those who don't I couldn't give a flying fart about and Lord knows, there's enough of them these days :dry:

I'm in the like camp biggrin

biggrin

It's your homemade pork scratchings that swung it :grin:
Hot bananas surely? wink

wink

2 Nov 2009

All down to that good ole fasioned thing called "Chemisty" i guess dunno

dunno

nothing to do with looks, aparant 'sexyness' or whatever else. If the chemistry is there then the sparks will fly, if not, it's worse than trying to 'flog a dead horse' so just as well be honest from the start.
It's either there, or it aint and theres not a damned thing you can do about it!
IMHO wink

wink

2 Nov 2009

OOOH this is sooo one of my pet hates mad

mad

I can just about cope with people being bare foot in the house, but i have a real bug bear about people outdoors in bare feet dunno

dunno

I suppose it's probaby to do with having seen to many feet cut to shreds by a vast selction of sharp objects, everything from broken glass to disguarded nails / tacks.
Add to that several years spent overseas in places where things that stung and / or bit were usually quite deadly and hid in the grass / undergrowth.
And then add the 'fight or flight' syndrome .... nooooo, couldn't be doing with bare feet, i only take me boots off begrudginly when its bed time, all other times my feet are clad and ready to run :lol2:

2 Nov 2009

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Ohm's Law for example (well, I can remember V=IR, but I can't remember the rest without using google )

Here you are Dollop, just remember this

remember the positions of the letters, V at the top and I+R below the line and you can always work it out by using the horizontal line as a 'division' line
Hence
V=IxR as I&R are both below the division line
I=V/R as V is over R
R=V/I as V is also over I
Hope that makes sense, and should you ever need to work out power ratings just remember PIV (P=IxV) which is the calc i use more than anything to work out watts/amps loading wink

wink

That was it :bounce: bloody hell that seems like a lifetime ago :roll: dah di dah
I wouldn't have a clue how to build a working tranceiver any more, yet when I did me project it was hailed as one of the best tranceivers they'd ever seen dunno

dunno

wouldn't know where to start now redface

redface

1 Nov 2009

Quote by varca
A 6 hour, 400 mile round trip by train as often as I can to see one of my lovely lady friends I always head home with a big grin on my face :twisted:
Years ago I would fly up to Edinburgh a lot to see a couple that I played with.

I seem to remember several trips down south too wink

wink

1 Nov 2009

Quote by varca
I'm supposed to be at a Halloween party at a club with some good friends but my sis in law has the swine flu so they can't have my son and all other rellies are doing stuff so can't babysit

you n me then kiddah xx, :cheers:

1 Nov 2009

Quote by __random_orbit__

'seenowsaw' i just found annoying

what?
Killer Klownz?
Alien?
or me?
lp
cant you read? it was seenowsaw fgs rolleyes

rolleyes

ya eedjit :sigh:
what? :shock:

1 Nov 2009

Quote by Chris-1977

his are only reading glasses

Well mine are obviously Vodka glasses tonight, I swear to god I read the above as : .... :-
"His arse is only Reading Glasses"
dunno

dunno

banghead

Well I have read it somewhere that when a straigh guy can't find a women he'll settle for a man. Might have something to do with your fixation with mens arses :dunno:
ok ok, i know you are all waiting for the cu de grass .... but i just cant ok?
Chris, you have nooo idea rotflmao

rotflmao

<<Raises a glass of Vodka .... or is it water? Windy, I'll never trust a glass of clear liquid again lol.

1 Nov 2009

Quote by Chris-1977
Hmmmmm
showing me age here but I'm still hooked on Counterstrike and OpFlash
hey ho, each to their own eh?
Oh and i was reminded that the reason i don't do online gaming is coz there are far too many cheat hacks out there???
There was another game i used to like too, had a level called 'bounce' that i just couldn't stay away from but i'm damned if i can remember what it was called.

ok
I'll get me Zimmer

Zimmer! you are showing your age! They've got mobility scooters now. Beep, beep, get out the way tosser!
oh yeah, we know all about those, especially the home brew turbo charged version with twin mounted .50 brownings and doppler IFI's wink

wink

old doesn't always equate to boring :lol2:

1 Nov 2009

lol, don't beat yerself up, happens to me with every line I write ............ no, honestly. :nodvigourously:
But to answer your very valid point ...
Yes...
I used to build websites for a living, but for reasons far too tedious to go into, I stopped and got into other things.
Recently I have found that I actually REALLY need a site of my own, and despite having my own domain that comes with my ispâ€™s package ........
I've totally lost it :confused:
and I mean, totally dunno

dunno

I can't even remember how to ascertain wtf my url is for gods sake :shakeheadslowlyindespair:
so yeah, like i said to a friend recently, use it or loose it eh?
wink

wink

Oh, and apologies for making up my own emotes, but sometimes, nothing else will fit lol

1 Nov 2009

Quote by Tan--Kinky
his are only reading glasses

Well mine are obviously Vodka glasses tonight, I swear to god I read the above as : .... :-
"His arse is only Reading Glasses"
dunno

dunno

banghead

1 Nov 2009

pmsl, yep :thumbup:

1 Nov 2009

Quote by Chris-1977
hi to all that might read this ..ive been hunting the web and found many strange fetishes . but none more unique fetish than mine . i love to watch ladies drink cold used cooking oil. better still cold used chip oil with small bits of batter in the oil and then watch them drink it through a clear plastic straw . hope that one day a lass will do this on cam 4 me...if any of you know any web sites 4 this fetish please pm me

PMSL Thats some funny shit! If your serious then good look.
Luck Chris ..... LUCK ffs rolleyes

rolleyes

and our young friend is talking about Bio-fuels in his beloved ................... car lol
well
at least i hope he is lmao
:lol2:
:scared:

1 Nov 2009

Quote by Chris-1977
Sack that! Just bung em a few quid and send em on their way! It gives you an excuse to indulge yourself as well.

hummmmm darling im just wondering if you realise that what i get done would cost YOU Â£100 confused

confused

:? :?
now tell me how much you love my sister cool

cool

8-) 8-)
Rotflmao, i sooo needed that tonight, nice one :thumbup:

1 Nov 2009

Hmmmmm

confused

showing me age here but I'm still hooked on Counterstrike and OpFlash redface

redface

hey ho, each to their own eh?
Oh and i was reminded that the reason i don't do online gaming is coz there are far too many cheat hacks out there???
There was another game i used to like too, had a level called 'bounce' that i just couldn't stay away from but i'm damned if i can remember what it was called.
dunno

dunno

ok
I'll get me Zimmer
bolt

bolt

1 Nov 2009

You bunch of sod's mad

mad

you've ruined it now ,,,,,,, rolleyes

rolleyes

I've been saving my faeces for two years now, carefully placeing them in a heap and was about to call them,
"A History of my Inner Self in Negative"
and now you're telling me thats NOT art???
I give up dunno

dunno

wink

1 Nov 2009

Quote by The_third_man
The little kids who came round trick or treating, ah bless

Thankfully i have a large dog whowon't need feeding for a few days now :twisted:

31 Oct 2009

I soooo know where you're comming from, I used to do the ex's and not once did she not have something to complain about rolleyes

rolleyes

the funny thing is she still comes back to have it done lol

lol

go figure

dunno

31 Oct 2009

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Remind me when we meet to flash my knickers at you then

If you remember to wear any rolleyes

rolleyes

31 Oct 2009

Quote by Witchy
There are TWO PeteSW's? :shock:

hump

:twisted:

31 Oct 2009

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Waking up to find a lovely text from a special guy :inlove:
Reading some of PeteSW's posts from last night and seeing my old friend is back to his sharp-witted self
Although I'm missing any Halloween celebrations tonight, it's my last shift for 9 days! :happy:

Awww

passionkiss

redface

31 Oct 2009

Spotting the monster strapon in the corner :shock: bolt

bolt

31 Oct 2009

:shock:
no such thing, they scare the begeebas out of me :scared: bolt

bolt

31 Oct 2009

Well after a damned good 'sesh' with one of me bestest mates eva last nite, just me n mrs Smirnoff tonight. The lads off to the family party, the dog's in the garden to scare off the ikle shites (coz i forgot to buy treats rolleyes

rolleyes

and its like total silence in here ...... Bliss :lol2:
Happy Walpurgisnacht peeps :thumbup:
drinkies

drinkies

in edit: 3rd time lucky :cheers: :lol2:

31 Oct 2009

reading the OP and going hmmmmmm wink

wink

31 Oct 2009

Quote by noladreams
I'm not a big kebab fan, never mind for breakfast! :shock:
However there definitely are types of food which taste better the next day.

Beef Stew
Mutton Curry
Cassarole
Chicken Soup
Spag Boll
To mention but a few wink

wink

31 Oct 2009

Sorry Nolls xxxx, I know this topic deserves more than this but it's 'stupid' o'clock in the morning and if i attempted to read 4 / 5 pages of posts I really would be giving it the big zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
so, i'll give you my angle on this from a purely personal perspective, and here it is, love it or hate it, at least it's honest.
I often see stuff on adverts and profiles that say "Prepared to travel" and then some that say "cannot travel."
Yep, and itâ€™s nice when people are honest about that!
Now, I know there are sometimes practical reasons for not travelling long distances for a meet but do you think distance per se is a passion killer?
I find that a bit of a loaded question to be honest. I have met many ladies online that I have been very passionate about in a purely sexual way :rascal:, and given half a chance would travel half way around the world to meet them. Now in days gone by, there was an old saying that Iâ€™ll try to clean up a bit here, but the basic concept from a blokes point of view was ..... ,
â€œFanny will draw you further than dynamite will blow yaâ€
Which I'm sure back then was very true. Now in my case, and most that I know. That whole scenario has changed tremendously. I donâ€™t know about anyone else on here, but I can hardly afford to venture into town once a week to buy the weekly survival rations, let alone pay a kings ransom just to bugger off to a neighbouring town for a bit of what you fancy!!
Do you automatically discount anyone over a certain mileage away from you if searching for a playmate or reading PMs or responses to adverts?
Unfortunately ...Yes (( .... but only through necessity, or to be brutal, lack of funds. :cry:
How far would you/have you travelled? Can you sustain a long-distance arrangement?
To the ends of the earth, if I had the funds.
I can't accommodate at present so always travel to meets. I've travelled as far north as Newcastle way and as far south as London and pretty much all points in between. I'm not averse to travelling.
My PM BOX is over there>>
Luckily for me, I can accommodate, and to be honest, itâ€™s been my saving factor as far as the whole scene is concerned, ....... oh, and the fact that I have a very large bed and can cook!
What say you, good forum folk?
Read the above and then come bang my brains out??
What?...
OH :shock:

31 Oct 2009

A suprise party reunion that i knew absolutely nothing whatsoever about, honest dunno

dunno

no ..... honestly :lol2:
Why is it that there's always one that thinks 'just giving you fair advanced warning'is just being a 'mate' ?
:sigh:
xxx

31 Oct 2009

As an ex-proprietor of a 'LAN Gaming' venue ..... I have partaken of the odd game or two lol.
Actually, for most of us in the 'real world' Its almost unbelievable that we had a very small premises, about the size of your average cafe, that was filled to the gunnels every evening and every weekend with literally dozens of people waiting to join tournaments.
We had group bookings from most of Europe, The States, Canada, South America, and the Far East.
..................... just to spend 3 days, cramped into a small cafe, to network their computers, and playgames????! dunno

dunno

I guess the attraction of a LAN is that you can eyeball your opponents across the table :rascal:
As for non-PC based games, no, sorry, never felt the need .... small screens, small controllers, and shite graphics ........... why would you want to? :dunno: IMHO :lol2: