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Well, actually, the woman in my life right now ... (Mitsubishi Pajero) drinks it with abandon. I love watching her guzzel it down. :twisted:
I even have a very special way of prepareing it for her, or should i say had? ("see my fleaBay") rotflmao
Dear Mr Gagmaster (or whoever you really are) I for one, know just where you are at. wink
Now although I could never lend you my 'Lass' for this obscene practice, I could certainly give you a 'rundown' of the latest equipment involved..........
smile biggrin lol ....... rolleyes
:wink:
what? dunno
yeah ok, lamb to the slaughter but how could I resist? no ... honestly :roll:
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LIFE:- something to be got through with a minimum amount of ' Osmosis ' :OD .................. bolt
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'ACTION GIRL'
Sorry redface I know it’s not definitive as a profession as such, but
..... I served with some pretty hard assed women who always seemed sooo 'in control' when in-between a rock and a hard place, and always knew when to pull rank.
My chances? Minus several million. Fantasy rating? .... 1000% + lol
Odd really coz in real life I can't stand dominant women.. go figure eh?
ohh, sorry if I’ve duplicated someone but its been one of those rare friday nights that just didn't stop and I really couldn’t do 3 pages surprisedops: lol.
Happy whatever the holiday to all.
73's
Pete ;o)
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yep wink
I'm sure the person in charge will be along in a minute to fill you in ............. I've still got mine :lol2:
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Ahh, the very thing.
anyone recomend a half decent ftp / website builder?
you thought that was easy didnt ya lol
needs to be free / easy to use & drag n drop would be really cool coz i just can't be arsed with html any more,
the site i want to put up really doesn't warant the effort of dreary hours of html editing, or spending loadsa money on software or hosting.
My isp offers 20gb of free webspace, unfortunately the crafty buggers neglect to tell ya what your http / www. address is lol, love it, crafty buggers surprised)
Its been sooo long sinse i had any interest in web building that i've probably forgotten everything i ever knew lol.
Thanks guys xx
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Quote by __random_orbit__
...I didn't realise that was a 'propper' emote.
now I feel silly
lp

LMFO oh lp, you never fail to make me lol, done that sooo many times :lol2:
As for TV?? difficult one, I truly and honestly do not believe that we get VFM for our licence fee dunno but hey that's just my opinion.
I pay it because i soooooooooooooooooooooo hate adverts interrupting the flow of what i'm watching mad :x :x :x
I also love radio4 and radio7 so go figure but to be honest, for £140 pa from almost every household in the country ???? however x million that is, I expect at least one BBC produced Block Buster New Movie per week, and nothing less.
But then having been a public service employee working for peanuts and seing my bosses driving around in Rollers it doesn’t take much to work out where most of our money goes.
Shutting up now bolt
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Oh you guys :cry:
Thank you so much, I logged in here tonight just for my usual monthly wander through the threads and was knocked sideways to see this thread. redface
You all know i love you to bitz, even though you're a cheeky bunch of sod's. :lol2:, I wouldn't want any of you any other way kiss
it's been a rough couple of days here what with one thing and another but they tell me i'll have some answers by monday so fingers crossed. rolleyes
Bless you all, bless this site, and bless those that run it to know what an invaluable bunch of real human beings inhabit this little corner of cyberspace :!:
love luck wealth health and happiness to all of you xxxxx
Pete x
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there was a time when i went along with the general concensus of opinion on winks :jagsatwork:
then i met a certain young lady who winked me .................... :rascal: and i have to say, they do have their uses :lol2:
hump
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Get a tent, doss bag, firepit, wood and firelighters ;o)
see you all next summer :inlove:
xxxxx
Pete
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Quote by Cherrytree
How come no fecker's played with my avatar?
Where's that flounce emoticon?

lol
redface
:shock: OMG girly, you have noooo idea how often i've played with your avatar ...... innocent
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rotflmao
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Quote by Cherrytree
How come no fecker's played with my avatar?
Where's that flounce emoticon?

lol
redface
:shock: OMG girly, you have noooo idea how often i've played with your avatar ...... innocent
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Quote by Cherrytree
How come no fecker's played with my avatar?
Where's that flounce emoticon?

lol
redface
:shock: OMG girly, you have noooo idea how often i've played with your avatar ...... innocent
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Quote by fabio
I think I have been one of the more vocal people in this subject so promise not to bore you all anymore... but I think the Regional Chatrooms in effect killed the big munches....

I tend to agree fabes...
very few people from there own regional chatrooms travel outside of them anymore....
people from the mids room don't go to north west, people from yorks room don't go to the north east.... people from north east room don't go to scotland....and the list goes on and on... the site has become more and more and more insular...
Possibly not entirely the sites fault, we are in a major recession here, add to that the price of fuel etc ....? I do think that a lot of ‘excuses' are made, let’s face it, it’s not easy to say, sorry, I just can’t afford it.
<snip>
back in the past, there was also an unwritten rule where people wouldn't organise events on the same weekends... so that people could go to events all over the place... doesn't happen anymore
:thumbup: AHHHH, now here's a point in fact, as you say, it was an unwritten rule. I think this is a major problem now, I was looking only recently to organise something for my 50th, not a chance sad so much other stuff going on dunno
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Woah, I like that, nice one :thumbup:
and i thought all women were twisted?
:shock:
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Well, I said I’d be back wink
((Anyone who gets through this post deserves a bloody medal just for making it to the end lol ))
Please note time of posting ...... no errm actually, god knows when this will actually GET posted :lol2:
Time of writing is 01:58 on a Saturday morning, I leave you to draw your own conclusions :rascal:
That said, my opinion for what it’s worth:-
Over the last few years we have seen the phrase ‘Nanny State’ become a much overused euphemism that seems to get deployed every time a government tries to implement a new law or regulation. Question is, is it really overused, or are we actually experiencing the corrosion of not just our rights, but our very individualism? dunno
Those that know me on here, know that I have some very strong views / opinions on this whole subject, and for those that don’t, here’s a quick rundown.
I am a rampant individualist. I hate any form of interference from ‘the powers that be’, I deem it to be unnecessary in the extreme. I am a strong believer in the sentiment ‘My home is my castle’ and in the whole principle of ‘live and let live’. Let me very quickly add here that all the above carries the caveat ‘as long as no one gets hurt’.
Ok to the subject in hand.
Basically, we are talking about social engineering (sorry Foxy, but at the end of the day, a spade is what you dig with, if you want to call it a multi-user excavation tool, that’s up to you. To me, it will always be a spade.) The very concept of ‘SE’ grips my s**t to the extent that I could give myself a hernia just trying not to scream at the world to wake up and see wtf is really going on.
So, let’s have a look at some relatively recent examples of this phenomena, call it social engineering or whatever makes you feel more comfortable, the first one, chronologically, that I can remember, started with the “Don’t talk to strangers” campaign many years ago. Nothing wrong with that on it’s own, in fact, good advice to give your kids back then, but .................. look where it got us, we are now at the stage where we daren’t let our kids out of the garden without panicking, we daren’t let the little darlings out of our sight for a second, ‘just in case’.
Now I know this has been said dozens of times on other threads, but I will reiterate, when I was no more than knee high to a grasshopper, weekends and holidays, I was out of the house before my parents were even awake, and I would not be home until just before sunset, once I was over the age of ten, even sunset held no boundaries for me, any of my mates, or any of our parents. We built dens, we climbed trees, we owned airguns knives and catapults and by the age of 14 I owned my first 4/10 shotgun. Yes we got hurt, cuts bruises, grazes and lacerations were the norm, but no one was ever seriously hurt, no one died and we very quickly learned respect for the dangers around us.
Then came many other ‘normal activities’ that over the years became , I'm trying to keep this as short as I can but still make my point so bear with me here :wink: so, attitudes were being manipulated, the structure of society was being subtly changed to fit in with ‘someone’s ‘ view of the ideal society!
Along came helmets on motorcycles, seat belts in cars, spy in the cab devices etc etc.
Then we had the legal semi rifle ban, a few years later the legal hand gun ban, then some bright spark came up with the ‘passive smoking’ theory and then!!!!! Oh what a god send, there came the holy grail of every stealth tax advocate ...... “Global Warming” worship
What a masterly stroke that was rolleyes at last a way to raise every tax possible, cut every service possible and all in the name of altruism, they couldn’t go wrong. And just like the sheep we are, we all swallowed it hook line and sinker and immediately jumped on the bandwagon demonising everyone and anyone who didn’t tow the line. Trust me, all of the above is social engineering bar none.
Oh of course don’t let us forget that along with all the above came the rabid exhortations of the few on rising crime robbery and violence which at long last gave them the green light to initiate the ‘Surveillance Society’ where every move we make is closely monitored and if you think what you know they do is bad enough, you wait until you learn about the clandestine surveillance of you, the law abiding public, that goes on without you even having a clue It’s happening.
I could go on add infernitum, in fact, I already have but in the interest of brevity :lol2: believe me I have been as brief as I can. So where is all this leading? Ok let me sum up:-
Trees don’t hurt kids ........... Kids who can’t climb do.( Same for play park equipment etc etc)
Cigarettes don’t harm people .................. those that smoke em do
As for guns? I can take any gun of any description, load it with the most dangerous ammunition it will hold, lay it down on my kitchen table and it will sit there for a million years without hurting a soul .............. until the wrong person picks it up!
SO what’s my point?
Simples, ..... all the shite rule making, surveillance, new laws, restrictions and general erosion of our right to make personal choices is down to that well worn old daemon called money. It’s all about trying to fix a problem with a sticky plaster, where nothing less than a full traction suit will actually do.
Yes, alcohol is a big problem in our society today, unfortunately for the government and ultimately the tax payer, prohibition does not work, and let’s be honest, trying to price it out of people’s pockets is just another form of prohibition, we know this from far too many other attempts at prohibition of other things, all it achieves is to drive it underground, and / or make those with a lesser social conscience do things that normally they would not.
Remember, the biggest percentage of burglaries / robberies / muggings are caused by the need to fund a habit, not as they would want us to believe, alcohol fuelled. So are we now advocating to putting alcohol into that bracket that necessitates some people to actually have to go out robbing to be able to afford their alcohol?
No, and they know it, it’s just another way of raising money, or far more importantly, not having to spend more money!
What do I mean? Well if they were really serious about getting to the bottom of this countries alcohol problem, they would firstly have to invest millions on finding out the “WHY” and then several billions on solving the wherefore.
I agree with and practice the philosophy of a very switched on person on this thread :worship: When the fuel prices got out of hand, I made my own, my diesel currently costs me 7p per litre, if my alcohol becomes too expensive, I will brew my own. If the powers that be decide to outlaw that, then I’ll become an outlaw :dunno:
There comes a time in every society when enough is enough, and enough becomes too much and even the most law abiding among us will turn around and bite back.
IMHO
Caveat Emptor.
atb
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:thumbup: excellent thread Losty, but one that requires some thought and deserves a proper response, as i have to go out shortly I will refrain from my usual inane 2 liner and give it my all later.
cheers wave
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BEWARE!!!
Having recently regained the use of 'The Dangely Bit' after almost 12 months of ID
"I'm feckin GAGGIN for it"
redface
yeah, that'd really work :lol2:
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Quote by redpantherman
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dunno what?

:shock: Bloody ell... who prodded you in your cage! :shock:
It was him, over there >>>> bolt
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Quote by Resonance
The fupping Meerkat. Oh for a hungry pack of Hyena's...

Heyyyyyy, paws off the Meerkat smackbottom
The Meerkat rulez ........ simples wink
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Quote by gald
If you do like this sort of thing then Rock Bitch are for you. A Dutch rock band who perform live sex acts on stage, involving themselves and members of the audience (or maybe that should be audience members :-) ).
Their 'golden condom' turn is legendary.

Bingo :happy: all through this thread I've been trying to remember wtf they were called rolleyes
absolutely awesome xxxxxx
thanks girls wink
oh and as an added bonus, their pad in Cornwall is completely out of this world :twisted:
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Quote by browning
Lashings, as in, lashings of hot custard.

NOOOOOO, you have to add the plurality additive, as in ...............
We sat by the river’s edge watching the hatchings of the nymphs, flies dancing above the water in the rays of the bright sun, the only disturbance of the turbid surface being the occasional lazy trout leaping for a quick meal.
We partook of egg and Cucumber sandwiches, fine cheese biscuits covered in cream cheese, wisps’ of smoked salmon and sprinkled with the finest caviar, all washed down with ‘lashings and lashings ‘ of Ginger Beer.
Now you get the double infinitive and of course, twice the helping :lol2:
dunno what?
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:shock:
Well this may just prove your point dunno but I didn't even know new areas had been introduced confused
Probably a habit of a lifetime but for me it's always been, log in, forums, cafe. I never read the login page because I know where I want to be, and I'm sure it's the same for the ChatRoom folk.
That said I guess I'm therefore not qualified to have an opinion on the subject until I go and check out whats on offer, watch this space. In the immortal words of the governor of California ................... I'll be back. wink
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Pedant rolleyes
:lol2:
No seriously though, if you take your argument to the Nth degree, surely we would by now, taking into account the history of mankind, all look, sound, behave, talk .....etc. the same way?
I do have a problem with your argument in as much as its far more likely for a child to take on the mannerisms / habits of the person / persons that it grows up with, than any hereditary traits.
I have 3 sons, aged 16, 22, and 29. All 3 of them are like chalk and cheese (apart from looks, all three take after their dad and are devilish handsome :rascal: )
But you could not find three blokes soooo poles apart in their habits mannerisms or health status.
On a serious note, if we are to believe in the whole DNA / Genetic / Darwinian follow on thing, surely we would all be like automatons by now , all looking, behaving and having the same genetic illnesses that would have wiped out the entire species?
dunno not an opinion, just a thought.
Adversely, in this day and age, does anyone actually care? Is it not enough anymore just to hope that your new born child is whole, healthy and happy, without the added trauma of not actually being perfect?
In a world filled with hatred, death and constant destruction, the very thought of bringing a new life into being fills me with dread to be honest.
IMHO
;o)
ATB
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I sit up here most evenings and take in the sunsets, theres hardly a day goes by where the light doesn't throw a whole new aspect on the place. I just wish my photographic skills were better.
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loon you seriously need to get a job, or something to take your mind off this mad obsession you have ............. what? .... oh yes me dear, you have been rumbled, your obvious fixation with Marmite has not gone un-noticed.
methinks the lady protests too much, you closet Marmite lover you.
Free yourself, come out and admit it, you love it really :lol2:
(you're bored aintcha?) rolleyes
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for the first time in ages, just being able to get out there and enjoy the great outdoors, weather report? lousey, actual weather? bloody fantastic, best weekend out in months and months, tottaly rejuvinated << go for it spellin pedants, i'm waiting :twisted:
sometimes its just so good to be alive wink
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