Quote by Sassy-Seren
Barman, give me a very LARGE glass of Grenache please?
Feck it, just gimme the bottle
here we go, its ok i've a whole case of the stuff, could be a long night
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Quote by X_fanny_x
<<<<<< squidges over a bit
come sit yerself down maam, would ya like a shot of JD? now where do ya think we should stick this daffodill?
what?
.
make it a tequila, easy on the salt
and i have an excellent idea about where to stick things.... 
oh and maybe some one will no where best to stick your daffodil in Here
you want me don't you :rascal:
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Sex God
as someone who's been there recently I can say that all of the above is darned good advice .......... you can feel a but coming here can't you?
just please be careful. by all means have fun, meet as many people as you can, but you soooo need to watch the whole rebound thing, no really you do!
above all, be sensible with yourself, sit down and really think about what it is you want, what you are really looking for, use your head, not your heart, that way you'll avoid not only hurting yourself, but hurting other people as well.
hope it all works out for you fellah :thumbup:
good luck
just please be careful. by all means have fun, meet as many people as you can, but you soooo need to watch the whole rebound thing, no really you do!
above all, be sensible with yourself, sit down and really think about what it is you want, what you are really looking for, use your head, not your heart, that way you'll avoid not only hurting yourself, but hurting other people as well.
hope it all works out for you fellah :thumbup:
good luck
Sex God
Quote by X_fanny_x
i tried these not the durex ones but was from the pound shop so a cheapy version,
though
:shock: :shock: wish we had pound shops like your's around here :giggle:
they soon ran out :shock:
well it is hartlepool afterall
:taz:
you've spoilt it now :roll: was trying to fill page one of the cafe as the last poster in every thread just to prove what a saddo I am on a saturday night
oh well, back to my flower arranging then :roll:
IN EDIT: was worth it though just to hear about a pound shop that sells sex toys :shock:
sorry, just a country lad here, the sexyest thing you get in our pound shops is a pack of ten rizzlas for a quid :roll:
can i join the sat night saddo's club
im babysitting 
<<<<<< squidges over a bit
come sit yerself down maam, would ya like a shot of JD? now where do ya think we should stick this daffodill?
what?
.
Sex God
Quote by fem_4_taboo
is it only free for upgraded, extras members to pick up? or is it free for normal, non free,( well unless you were before site take over) members??
dunno why im asking , as i dont have a ad or reply to them lol just wanted to join in lol
xx fem x
:lol2: you make me smile d'you know that
lol and you havent even seen me naked lol
hwoar: xx fem
:shock:
No but it's on my wishlist :inlove:
for easter :rascal:
Sex God
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Ermmmmmmmmmmmmm im lost thought they wasnt being posted till the 14th lol from the blonde cocky lol
You are so right, we send a message to Sarah and she will post them all anonymously on the 14th
Looks like some people are just tooooo eager (or should that be premature) :lol:
erm I think there's quite a few who "Just aint gettin it"
Sex God
Quote by X_fanny_x
i tried these not the durex ones but was from the pound shop so a cheapy version,
though
:shock: :shock: wish we had pound shops like your's around here :giggle:
they soon ran out :shock:
well it is hartlepool afterall
:taz:
you've spoilt it now :roll: was trying to fill page one of the cafe as the last poster in every thread just to prove what a saddo I am on a saturday night
oh well, back to my flower arranging then :roll:
IN EDIT: was worth it though just to hear about a pound shop that sells sex toys :shock:
sorry, just a country lad here, the sexyest thing you get in our pound shops is a pack of ten rizzlas for a quid :roll:
ops: shouldnt have to wait long, I did it :shock: Sex God
I know, where I was brought up we had loads of stuff like this, granted you had to know where to find it as most of it was hidden in the forest but we had old munitions factories, bunker systems, silver mines, prison camps the whole nine yards, was terrific fun for a youngster, dangerous as hell but what an education.
The last time I went UEing was about 12 years ago shortly after they closed our local mental institution, it was one of the biggest in the south and a very spooky experience as there was so much stuff left in situe .
Quite humbling in many ways as it did bring some quite graphic mind pictures as to the sort of things the poor people in there had to go through.. It was opened in 1851 so you can imagine the atmosphere, long corridors, rooms off at every angle, lots of offshoots and swing doors and those horrible green walls :scared:
I’d forgotten how much fun it was, just thought I’d share
The last time I went UEing was about 12 years ago shortly after they closed our local mental institution, it was one of the biggest in the south and a very spooky experience as there was so much stuff left in situe .
Quite humbling in many ways as it did bring some quite graphic mind pictures as to the sort of things the poor people in there had to go through.. It was opened in 1851 so you can imagine the atmosphere, long corridors, rooms off at every angle, lots of offshoots and swing doors and those horrible green walls :scared:
I’d forgotten how much fun it was, just thought I’d share
Sex God
Quote by fem_4_taboo
is it only free for upgraded, extras members to pick up? or is it free for normal, non free,( well unless you were before site take over) members??
dunno why im asking , as i dont have a ad or reply to them lol just wanted to join in lol
xx fem x
:lol2: you make me smile d'you know that
Sex God
Quote by Ukwineman
Are you happy, by any chance, Winey?
I'm totally skint, almost no work, bills racking up......
but tommorrow I get to spend some serious quality time with my kids, first time in a long while so yes I'm happy
:bounce: :happy: :bounce: :happy: :bounce: :happy: :bounce: :bounce: :happy:
Great news fellah :thumbup: have a lovely time and dont forget to come back and tell us all about it
Sex God
:shock: yeah I know that’s what I thought, WTF is that all about I thought.
Then found this clip and suddenly realised I used to do this all the time. Just wasn’t aware that it had a name or that it was such a popular pastime.
I found the clip very evocative and well put together and was heartened by the young chaps attitude and respect for the subject.
If you read the comments there may be a small prize for spotting the prize namby pamby wanna wrap the world in cotton wool TWAT there’s always one.
I thought.Then found this clip and suddenly realised I used to do this all the time. Just wasn’t aware that it had a name or that it was such a popular pastime.
I found the clip very evocative and well put together and was heartened by the young chaps attitude and respect for the subject.
If you read the comments there may be a small prize for spotting the prize namby pamby wanna wrap the world in cotton wool TWAT
there’s always one. Sex God
Quote by winchwench
Well, I had a shite morning, so I've been sitting at the PC watching (It works!!) you tube clips.......Hale & Pace, and Harry Enfield- Classics!
>>>>Currently not laughing at the Microwaved cat
Aww cmere :therethere:
more in the mood for red tube myself :rascal:
Sex God
I tend to agree in part, I was reading an interesting article somewhere recently (will try to find it later so I can point to it) that stated if you as an individual, did everything right, I.e. recycled All your recyclables, composted your perishables, used your car / bike as little as possible, invested in solar heating for your water etc, bought energy efficient bulbs blah blah blah……….
Then one person took a flight from Heathrow to Glasgow (say a politician going to a meeting?) they would nullify all the efforts you have just made for an entire year
That said, one does almost feel one should be doing something. Sooooooooo
Two birds with one stone, I am in the process of building a bio-diesel production plant in my shed, much cleaner emissions for the environment and one up the arse for the tax man and the greedy petrochem companies as my fuel costs will plummet from the current 9 ppl to a very affordable ppl
And apparently it’s much better for my engine too :smile:
Then one person took a flight from Heathrow to Glasgow (say a politician going to a meeting?) they would nullify all the efforts you have just made for an entire year
That said, one does almost feel one should be doing something. Sooooooooo
Two birds with one stone, I am in the process of building a bio-diesel production plant in my shed, much cleaner emissions for the environment and one up the arse for the tax man and the greedy petrochem companies as my fuel costs will plummet from the current 9 ppl to a very affordable ppl
And apparently it’s much better for my engine too :smile:
Sex God
Quote by louise_and_joe
Ok getting the afternoon wine and grpaes out........
:beer:
You've had the wine already, have'nt you :giggle:
Louise xx
Thats what I like to see ladies :thumbup:
Well I’m happy to report I’ve had a very pleasant day :smile:
In fact, a reet laff as some would say :thumbup:
Took my new toy out on this lovely warm and sunny Saturday, gently eased her off the road, smoothly shifted into four wheel drive …………………………… AND LET RIP
Oh what joy :lol2: sheer unadulterated fun. Then stop at the chippy on the way home, what more could a man ask for?
Having now steam cleaned the jalopy and myself (I was 2 eyes peeking out of a pile of mud :shock: ) I‘m now ready to relax and enjoy the company of the lovely people of SH Towers :inlove:
So stoke up the log fire, lay out the furry rugs pour the wine and lets relax and enjoy :smile:
Besides, I was on morning shift, someone else’s turn to serve
So, what did you do with your Saturday?
Sex God
Quote by Garfield1
:shock: I'm waiting to have mine removed, and i know two other if not more hospitals were they are removing tonsilis left right and center
It's a conspiracy I tells ya :silly:
They are stealing our tonsils in yet another 'body parts for transplant profit' scam
what’s a set of healthy tonsils worth these days?
:dry: your pisshed arn't you
Who me? :shock: the very thought
