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Pete_sw

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14 Feb 2008

I know what you mean though, i get quite confused at times.
In my innocence i always used to think that the Midlands started at Birmingham and went up to just short of Manchester. Up from that was ' The North ' proper shortly followed by Scotland dunno

dunno

every one i talk to though seems to have a different opinion on the subject sad

sad

perhaps someone could come up with the 'generally accepted' definition?

14 Feb 2008

mmmmm earthy, cmere passionkiss

passionkiss

Quote by X_fanny_x
Happy Valentines day mr pete
Roses are red ,
Violets are blue
I feel like a quickie
how about you ???
oops for nola
Roses are red, violets are blue
nobody out there is prettier than you

surprised

ops: oh yes yes yes yes pleeeeeese :inlove:

Quote by noladreams30
Mmmmm... Pete c'mere you assionkiss:

:shock: :phwoar: :passionkiss:
I'm in heaven :rose:
erm, no, no i'm not actually in heaven Mr hell would probably have something to say about that. What I meant was ....... oh forget it loon

loon

14 Feb 2008

Oh I say Pinky :inlove: just had an other letch ..... er look at that delectable profile of yours silly

silly

hwoar:

14 Feb 2008

Quote by Sgt Bilko
I think murder is a bigger sin! :? :?

agreed, and sometimes one can lead to the other ....

12 Feb 2008

Quote by Sarah
I am sure Sassy is now heading for your pm box!

rotflmao

funny you should say that :lol2:
Go on Sassy, you tell em :lol:

12 Feb 2008

WOAH !!!!
OK I hear what you’re saying peeps, but just please bear in mind that the poster you are castigating may well have legitimate concerns in their opinion.
And to actually have the guts to share them was in part I’m sure out of a sense of wanting to point out a possible threat. :cheers:
Lets rest a while before the gates of condemnation before we plunge into the inferno … as someone long dead once said dunno

dunno

I’m quite sure that the OP will return to the thread and with his / her next post will put us all at our ease, but in the mean time, lets not throw the baby out with the bathwater.
Just my opinion FWIW
wave

wave

12 Feb 2008

simply release the trouser snake :dunno
:shock:
What?
bolt

bolt

12 Feb 2008

yes Mr. Lost, i knew that feeling sooooo well, felt really good.
these days i find mirrored RayBans do the trick cool

cool

10 Feb 2008

Quote by blonde
Anais .......... ignore him! :smug:
It's all water under the bridge now! :giggle:
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well it's certainly been passed a few times :lol2:

10 Feb 2008

Quote by blonde
The Romans????????????????
Tell me, what have they ever done for us?
Leaving now before it kicks off! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

They've bled us white, the bastards. They've taken everything we had, and not just from us, from our fathers, and from our fathers' fathers

10 Feb 2008

Quote by anais
Didnt know about Ice!!

neither did i, seems it gets a lot more handling than you think as a huge percentage of pubs actually buy their ice in rather than make their own :shock:
So to start with you don’t know where the water’s been / come from, or how many hands it’s been through :scared:

10 Feb 2008

Listen. If you really wanted to join the P.F.J., you'd have to really hate the Romans

10 Feb 2008

LMAO

10 Feb 2008

Un-plucked for me :rascal:
what? innocent

innocent

10 Feb 2008

Quote by blonde
I am with Anais .......... some pub in Birmingham was tested and 326 urine samples were extracted from ONE bowl of nuts! :shock: :shock: :throwing up emoticon:
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you shure she read that right?
nuts, urine, ......
this is a whole new thread rolleyes

rolleyes

10 Feb 2008

Quote by blonde
NO ......... it's the peoples front of Judea!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Wankers.
I tell you ......... it's the Peoples Front of Judea! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Can I... join your group?

10 Feb 2008

Quote by anais
One of the reasons i dont eat nuts on offer in public bar is because of the germs froms peoples hands... they did a test once on a dish of peanuts an found 11 different urine samples... :?

My eldest grossed me out after passing his "pub landlord" course, seems ICE is the biggest culprit of passing on all kinds of yukky stuff :shock:
I've never had ice in my drink sinse watching the presentation :scared:

10 Feb 2008

Quote by blonde
Because I have looked on our add and it tells me I have 3! but I dont get a PM in my mailbox
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but you said you didn't have an add loon

loon

10 Feb 2008

Quote by blonde
NO ......... it's the peoples front of Judea!
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Wankers.

10 Feb 2008

Quote by alljustfun2001
Motion seconded and thus carried. I'm in!
PS What shall we call the party

the Judean People's Front?

10 Feb 2008

Quote by blonde
Do you know what I think we should ALL do? ........
Fill your tank, pay the cost of the petrol in the pound, give the garage your address,tell them to tell the tex man to come and get the 70p per litre that you owe them! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
p.s. I am going to try this on MONDAY

please don't you'll only end up wresteling with a bunch of police men .............. oh ffs what did I say :doh:

10 Feb 2008

Quote by blonde
Where the bluddy hell is everyone?
I remember the days when no-one had a life and the forum was quick and funny and like a chatroom .... THIS means I am OLD doesn't it? :cry:
I am gonna crank up the zimmer and get to bed in a minute! :giggle:
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my very thoughts blonde dunno

dunno

10 Feb 2008

Quote by anais
Looks like bacon for me an egg for blonde one Dont suppose theres chance of a decent cuppa as well?? :)

Next

rolleyes

9 Feb 2008

yeah, seems I'm a 'hugeonaut'
rolleyes

rolleyes

coz I'm huge dunno

dunno

any gang'll do :roll:

9 Feb 2008

Quote by anais
Oh Peterrrrrrrrrrr........ do you have any bacon?? I fancy a buttie

I have bacon a plenty :rascal:

9 Feb 2008

Quote by st3v3
One thing Pete, there's a 10 to 15 minute delay as they get queued up and batch processed so its not instant.

In this case we are talkin in terms of days rather than minute st3ve rolleyes

rolleyes

I was getting worried fgs smackbottom

smackbottom

9 Feb 2008

Quote by blonde
It's Saturday ........... so that makes it BRANDY night! :giggle:
Who's pouring? I'll have a twin please! :rascal:
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rolleyes

ffs Blonde, I don't have a twin! how many times dunno

dunno

9 Feb 2008

Quote by blonde
When I use the ladies I wash my hands, my handbag and the door handles! :rascal:
Now say I aint safe? :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Whats that smell? :shock:
ah yes, burning panties rolleyes

rolleyes

9 Feb 2008

OY :taz:
check yer inbox from time to time rolleyes

rolleyes

9 Feb 2008

Quote by X_fanny_x

you want me don't you :rascal:
.

leave markz's saying alone while hes poorly smackbottom

smackbottom

Erm sorry but I am his <self appointed> stand in why do you think i've been spouting so much bollox the last few days
but yes i do :rascal:
Best I sign you up for 'SwingCamp 2008' then isn't it :rascal: