Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
Pete_sw
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 66
0 miles · Wiltshire

Forum

Quote by redpantherman
I ain't gonna be sharing me wagon wheels with nobody! redface

We don't want ya Waggon Wheels rolleyes
Just ya chicken :twisted:
can i take it your on the list then matey?
:cheers:
Quote by pussygalore33
i vote to stand up to the bullies !!!
been there done that got the t shirt chesty ive been in the same situation about 9 yrs ago with a pub i had in colchester the local thug (aka idiot they werent brave enough to call him that to his face )he decided the friday in question was his night to start a fight with the bar staff and was throwen out by the doormen ohhh dont get me wrong he went only to arrive back at 3 in the morning with a present ie a brick straight threw the window i was on my own at the time with 3 young kids while he was hurling abuse outside and all the plant pots .
as usual the police were called and he was lifted i pressed charges against him until after the court case where he received a £150 fine and community service of 30 hrs of it was cleaning my beer garden to say i enjoyed every minute of him picking up all the shit that had collected there (especially the stuff i keep throwing all all over garden and bless even our dog helped out lol)mind u i do admit that i had a trusty freind MR BASEBALL BAT which i would have used if he had even thught about stepping out of line sumtimes its not easy to stand up to bullies but in this line of work u will meet them on a regular basis especially when the demon drink is involved ,this is this ladies home and her childrens death threats are usually made in vain yes there is alot of idiots in pubs but the good usually rule out the numptys dont let this man ruin ur liveyhood and ur good name push the police to install panic buttons and if need be make them do a pass by every hour as a publican u have that right if u are under threat of any sort and if they dont comply with this take it to the cheif of police and papers to be honest be a right pain in the arse they will get bored with u ringing the station and just start doing it to stop u ringing lol worked in my case :twisted: dont let this man ruin all uve worked for !!! good luck and stay strong xxxxxx

Just about sums up what i was typing :thumbup:
best of luck kiss
and if that dont work, i know these guys......... lol only jokin wink
Hi peeps wave
Knowing we have some real knowledgeable people oh here and having spent the past 3 hours trawling various Linux boards without success, I thought I'd give this place a try.
I need help with initial setup / login with PCLinuxOS. anyone know what i'm on about? dunno i dint lol
Thanks in advance
P
Quote by LondonPlaything
arse
lp

:shock: I beg your pardon lol
oops... not directed at you Mr Pete.
a rather simple answer to the thread's question;
What do you look for in a Swing Partner?
answer:
arse
other body parts, combinations thereof may be put into consideration... also humour, intelect and emotional atraction can be considered.. at least I may say that, should I wish to be considered a more rounded human being... though I fear my chances of that ever actually happening are indeed very very slim
lp
rotflmao you crack me up LP :cheers:
Quote by Theladyisaminx
What are your views?
Do you have sex just for sexs sake?
I have done, it really does depend on the circumstances of the meet, I have had a few really raunchy and sexually intense ‘one night stands’ for want of a better description, but also had some fantastic experiences with women who I took time to get to know.
Do you like to meet a stranger and keep it that way?
Again, this all depends on the situation dunno
Do you like me need to feel a connection before you have sex with someone?
Yes, but what’s your definition of ‘connection’ and are you including any sort of time span involved with it? I’ll try to explain, although I have answered your first question in the affirmative, there was always a feeling of connection, but one that was very quickly established over a short period of time, say a chance meeting in a restaurant or hotel, or even in the street. I remember one occasion where the mutual attraction / connection was almost instant with just one look across a crowded bar room we knew instantly that we were going to get it on that night. Cliché I know but true never the less.
Do you feel to build a friendship could risk your relationship?
Yes, without a doubt :lol2: sorry I shouldn’t laugh but I can see the funny side of it now. As a few of the old sweats on here will know, I was married for 30 years, we got into the lifestyle about 6 years ago and had a lot of great fun, then we met a guy, yes off this site with whom we became really friendly, well long story short I’ve been single for just over a year now, you can guess the rest.
Just thought I would ask as we all have our own ways of doing things. And I find the whole swinging scene fasinating by different peoples way of doing things!
I’m with you on this one, and love reading these kind of threads as it gives you a real insight into how people perceive the whole idea of swinging and partnerships. Good thread made interesting reading :thumbup:
Let me know your views!
Thanks
xx
Quote by Sarah
Howdy
Little butterfly smiling puppies here, lol
Are you accepting Saturday day trippers for this event??
If so can you add us please??
Cowboy / Indian names here:-
:lol: :lol:

Day trippers more than welcome, be great to see you :thumbup:
Quote by splendid_
oh brilliant.. I am thrilled.
I will be there... splendid is going to be.....
ermmmmm a horse I think.

Oh and I soooo love Horse Riding :lol2:
:shock: bolt
Quote by splendid_
whichever way I look at this I can't do it.
unless there is a B + B close by that I can use for a sat night? I am going to put my thinking cap on.

You're not squirming out of it this time, there are loads of b&b and hotels close by, in fact I think theres even one on the actual site :twisted:
So will be seeing you there then lovely :P :lol2:
I'll PM you some details this evening kiss
Quote by Sassy-Seren
coffee, resolve, paracetamol, ear plugs and a full english please :crazy:
hope everyone's well, happy Sunday wave

Get the bacon on hun. I've just got up :shock: :giggle:
smackbottom I had to read that twice, behave for gooness sake rolleyes
Bacon and coffee on the go kiss
coffee, resolve, paracetamol, ear plugs and a full english please :crazy:
hope everyone's well, happy Sunday wave
Quote by Yorks_blonde
This makes me giggle lots. Very silly...

rotflmao that kid has some serious issues :lol2:
Quote by Bonedigger
I ,love being talked really dirty to, when having sex, and to a lesser extent talking dirty to my partner

:shock: Noooooooooooooooo, will you shhhhhhhhh It's hard enough trying to concentrate on not doing the PremEjack thing (i find the 9 times table helps) without some silly bint giving it all the dirty talk rolleyes
for gods sake woman give a guy a chance dunno
rotflmao just kidding, being a bloke i have to confess that all 5 do it for me, but if pressed i'd have to say that sight just nips into the top place, nothing turns me on more than seeing a woman in the throws of lustful passion really letting go and enjoying herself. :wanker:
:shock: what? :dunno:
.
bloomin eck it's warm in here, bacon sarnies all round then :thumbup:
:lol2:
Nice one Mr.
i think i've always been anti authority from the day i was born, the more i'm 'TOLD' not to do something, the more i'll do it. and you know what, the older i get the more i realise it's the only way to be :thumbup:
Nil illegitimi carborundum
and before some sad git points it out, i know the above quote is a misnomer rolleyes
Quote by well_busty_babe
there is a young lady on here who is a bit upset on my msn that she never got any valentines message!
so to her...
a few words do not determine how loved you are, some people assume that you would already know how much they love you - so would not feel the need to tell you.
oh, and i luffs ya too!
x

:thumbup:
look at me, not so much as a mention, not a single card, not even a hint, but I know that all the girls on here want to climb into my boxers rolleyes
rotflmao
just tell her she's far too gorgeous to expect to be mentioned coz it goes without saying kiss
Well mrs Fire, I have to say that this posting of yours almost had me hitting the PM button to see if you were OK
Feeling that I know you at least well enough to think that you are the kind of person who’s glass is always half full you did give me reason for a little concern smackbottom
On reflection however I realised that no one can be cheerful all the time and it was refreshing to see you in a slightly different light all be it a sad one.
As for the WOW factor, listen up girly rolleyes
Sneak into the youngest's room while said child is fast asleep, sit quietly and just observe, then remember how that perfect beautiful human being was created, ……………. that’s right, you made that kiss
Nothing that exists on this planet or resides in the known universe can have a greater WOW
Now cheer up ya grumpy old cow, its that mr. McSquirter infecting you whats the problem, send him over here for a week and I’ll have him all fixed up with a new enthusiasm for the quiet life :lol2:
Love ya both wink
:shock: blimey ................ just as well no one takes me seriously then innit rolleyes
kiss
here's another that really cracked me and the boys up....
the punch line is right at the end ....
I’m not at all sure that this is allowed, but I’m taking the chance here.
The funniest thing you’ve seen on the telly / vid / dvd / you tube etc.
This cracks me up, but you really need to listen else it don’t work ok? rolleyes
I really have only one comment to make here, and have to be honest I only read the first few posts before my blood started to boil.
Here’s a couple of words that may cause offence
WALK, BUS
dunno
god bless the wee mites they might be eaten by a geru rolleyes
you are soo going to get a SLAP in a minute rolleyes
Quote by Mr-Powers
it seems to be a popular thing now for people turning their front gardens into driveways to park their cars but not getting the kerb lowered by the councils...if i see a parking space regardless of where it is...if the kerb isn't lowered i take the space simple as that...if they couldn't be bothered to get it lowered through the proper channels why should i care if they can't get in or out of their frontgarden.
rolleyes where's me steak dunno
what happened to proper service?
drinkies
oh well, time for a swim :lol2:
ahhhhh the very thing.
bottle of JD, ice bucket, and a very large T-Bone steak please my good man, and while I'm waiting, hand me a towel and point me in the direction of the sauna
.
been a long hard week wink
.
Quote by Sarah
All those that are asking who sent their's, I really cannot say !
biggrin

Hi Sarah wave
could you check your mailbox please wink
and remember