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Pete_sw
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 66
0 miles · Wiltshire
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Sex God
Quote by varca
pete you are more than welcome to come and see my snake and lizard collection...and my nice fluffy new tarantula Aggie if you would like to
Brrrrrrrr :scared:
I've had two very nasty experiences with wildlife in my dim and distant past, one involved a cobra, the other a camel spider so please don't take it personally if I pass on you're kind invitation.
Now if you were asking me to come and see your puppies ........ :rascal:
I'll look after you Pete lol ;), Remember when we all went to Longleat? lol and I held that lovely tarantula, so cute she was, felt like a hamster walking up my arm lol
:lol2:
Sorry!!!
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: you just had to remind me didn't you
Sex God
Quote by Bonedigger
pete you are more than welcome to come and see my snake and lizard collection...and my nice fluffy new tarantula Aggie if you would like to
Brrrrrrrr :scared:
I've had two very nasty experiences with wildlife in my dim and distant past, one involved a cobra, the other a camel spider so please don't take it personally if I pass on you're kind invitation.
Now if you were asking me to come and see your puppies ........ :rascal:
Sex God
Quote by Firelizard
Pete hun, why don't you do two blogs one for vanilla's one for swingers and just copy the same blog each time you do one into both?
The thought had crossed my mind, but it's a bit more complicated than that
Not to worry, I'll check out the suggested sites and see what they have to offer
Thanks all
Sex God
Thanks guys
I'm trying to put a blog together for friends and family charting my progress (not my idea) so they can all keep up without constantly bombarding my mail box, it's taking me absolute ages to keep replying to everyone and someone suggested that if i keep an online daily blog, folk who are interested can just log in and take a peep.
Good idea? yeah I thought so too, but here's the rub.....
Living the lifestyle I do, giving everyone the same blog address could turn out to be a little embarrassing, there are vanilla friends, vanilla family :scared: vanilla romantic interests even, and then there’s a whole bunch of people from the lifestyle that have also asked to be kept up to date, so i guess what I’m looking for is a facility where I can setup who can see who, who can read who's comments etc etc.
I know no-one would set out deliberately to drop me in it with say my family, but sometimes comments are made in the heat of the moment (or the haze of the vodka) that are far too blatantly obvious.
so you see my dilemma, I’d like to 'bloggit', it would certainly save me several hours each evening answering individual mails, but I’d need total control over who sees who and what.
did any of that make any sense whatsoever?
sounded ok in my head and I’m sober
I'm trying to put a blog together for friends and family charting my progress (not my idea) so they can all keep up without constantly bombarding my mail box, it's taking me absolute ages to keep replying to everyone and someone suggested that if i keep an online daily blog, folk who are interested can just log in and take a peep.
Good idea? yeah I thought so too, but here's the rub.....
Living the lifestyle I do, giving everyone the same blog address could turn out to be a little embarrassing, there are vanilla friends, vanilla family :scared: vanilla romantic interests even, and then there’s a whole bunch of people from the lifestyle that have also asked to be kept up to date, so i guess what I’m looking for is a facility where I can setup who can see who, who can read who's comments etc etc.
I know no-one would set out deliberately to drop me in it with say my family, but sometimes comments are made in the heat of the moment (or the haze of the vodka) that are far too blatantly obvious.
so you see my dilemma, I’d like to 'bloggit', it would certainly save me several hours each evening answering individual mails, but I’d need total control over who sees who and what.
did any of that make any sense whatsoever?
sounded ok in my head and I’m sober
Sex God
Ahh, frogs and toads
Fascinating creatures both, in my humble opinion.
Being the somewhat proud owner of a well established wildlife pond / garden I have oodles of both and could sit and watch them for hours.
Take the she frog, the perfect swinger. She has no hang ups and during the mating season can be observed being serviced by several young gentlefrogs at once and loving every minute. Her embrace is gentle but firm and she certainly has a few tricks up her sleeve :rascal:
Although she comes perfectly camouflaged for her surroundings, its not until you take her out of her habitat that we see the glorious patternation and full glowing colours of her many different garbs. Her gowns are quite stunning. Not all for show this I might add, as has been mentioned, the she frog can capture her prey with the smallest effort, her camouflage is so good, her patience so endless that it is only a matter of time before her prey delivers itself within her reach.
The toad on the other hand is a totally different creature, drab and grey he has none of the attractive plumage or bouncing grace of the frog, he simply ambles along minding his own business, grubbing away for titbits of food and although this sometimes brings him into competition with our frog, they seem to co-exist quite happily.
These animals have many predators, the dog the cat the badger and the fox to mention just a few and seem to take the losses in their numbers in their stride without much fuss or kafuffle, such is nature.
However, when one particularly nasty hunter pays a visit, it seems to instil such vehemence in both Mrs Frog and Mr. Toad that I have seen whole hordes of these amphibians gang together, splash around and make the most appalling noise to distract and even frighten off this invader of their territory.
Who is this invader you wonder?
It’s the hated Grass Snake, (sliperious eelus)
A strange phenomena indeed and, as yet unexplained to me. So even the Frog and the Toad can, on occasion, make a quite formidable team.
Go figure
Fascinating creatures both, in my humble opinion.
Being the somewhat proud owner of a well established wildlife pond / garden I have oodles of both and could sit and watch them for hours.
Take the she frog, the perfect swinger. She has no hang ups and during the mating season can be observed being serviced by several young gentlefrogs at once and loving every minute. Her embrace is gentle but firm and she certainly has a few tricks up her sleeve :rascal:
Although she comes perfectly camouflaged for her surroundings, its not until you take her out of her habitat that we see the glorious patternation and full glowing colours of her many different garbs. Her gowns are quite stunning. Not all for show this I might add, as has been mentioned, the she frog can capture her prey with the smallest effort, her camouflage is so good, her patience so endless that it is only a matter of time before her prey delivers itself within her reach.
The toad on the other hand is a totally different creature, drab and grey he has none of the attractive plumage or bouncing grace of the frog, he simply ambles along minding his own business, grubbing away for titbits of food and although this sometimes brings him into competition with our frog, they seem to co-exist quite happily.
These animals have many predators, the dog the cat the badger and the fox to mention just a few and seem to take the losses in their numbers in their stride without much fuss or kafuffle, such is nature.
However, when one particularly nasty hunter pays a visit, it seems to instil such vehemence in both Mrs Frog and Mr. Toad that I have seen whole hordes of these amphibians gang together, splash around and make the most appalling noise to distract and even frighten off this invader of their territory.
Who is this invader you wonder?
It’s the hated Grass Snake, (sliperious eelus)
A strange phenomena indeed and, as yet unexplained to me. So even the Frog and the Toad can, on occasion, make a quite formidable team.
Go figure
Sex God
I think everyone knows my feelings on the nanny state, I've gone on about it ad infinitum in previous posts but once more it rears its ugly head.
Our precious leaders as usual are using the oldest maxim in history to keep its populace under control
Divide and Rule
wind up the anti smokers against the smokers
the tea totalers against the drinkers
the pedestrian against to motorists
the workers against the unemployed
the rich against the poor
town folk against country folk
ecologists against industrialists
then throw in HUGE amounts of unsubstantiated so called facts and figures about crime, health, law n order, the environment blah blah blah, just enough to scare the Green Welly brigade into their local voting booth so they can continue to spread all their lovely spying toys further and further into our society and we of course, believing all the bull shit they throw at us, blindly follow the piper like a bunch of sheep spouting the very platitudes we've been fed, “oh, it makes us feel safer” BAAAAAHHHH
Bollocks, it makes us lambs to the slaughter.
I personally have not had a drink for quite some time now, and won't be for the foreseeable future. I have however been know to partake and baulk at the fact that our government can blithely step in to interfere with local and national commerce to tell our shop keepers and supermarkets how much they should charge for a product as a means of further controlling the behavior of its population.
It's disgraceful if you ask me.
Our precious leaders as usual are using the oldest maxim in history to keep its populace under control
Divide and Rule
wind up the anti smokers against the smokers
the tea totalers against the drinkers
the pedestrian against to motorists
the workers against the unemployed
the rich against the poor
town folk against country folk
ecologists against industrialists
then throw in HUGE amounts of unsubstantiated so called facts and figures about crime, health, law n order, the environment blah blah blah, just enough to scare the Green Welly brigade into their local voting booth so they can continue to spread all their lovely spying toys further and further into our society and we of course, believing all the bull shit they throw at us, blindly follow the piper like a bunch of sheep spouting the very platitudes we've been fed, “oh, it makes us feel safer” BAAAAAHHHH
Bollocks, it makes us lambs to the slaughter.
I personally have not had a drink for quite some time now, and won't be for the foreseeable future. I have however been know to partake and baulk at the fact that our government can blithely step in to interfere with local and national commerce to tell our shop keepers and supermarkets how much they should charge for a product as a means of further controlling the behavior of its population.
It's disgraceful if you ask me.
Sex God
Hi folks
I have been persuaded to start a blog about my recent life, (long story won't bore you) and after a lot of ummming and arrrring have decided it's probably a good idea.
trouble is i have absolutely no idea where to start and the type of blog i'm thinking about will need a few special features so just looking for some advice really.
many thanks
Pete
I have been persuaded to start a blog about my recent life, (long story won't bore you) and after a lot of ummming and arrrring have decided it's probably a good idea.
trouble is i have absolutely no idea where to start and the type of blog i'm thinking about will need a few special features so just looking for some advice really.
many thanks
Pete
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:smitten: Sex God
Quote by M8-Me
Pokes head round the door, looks at all the knackered out, entangled fast asleep bodies, takes lighter to the sprinkeler system then runs like feck
trips lardy up and slaps him with a wet mop
Grabs mop, jumps on M8-Me's back and rides him round the room using said mop as crop shouting YEEEEEHAAAAAAA
