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Pete_sw
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 66
0 miles · Wiltshire

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Quote by Sixfootsix
Is back posting in the forum, not met you before but by all accounts you've been missed, so it's good to see a regular back in here!

Thanks fellah, good to meet you and get well soon :cheers:
Quote by M8-Me
Opens the door, does an eggy fart and scarpers
bolt

<<<<< dons gas mask mk6 and chases M8-Me with a lit candle :lol2:
Quote by meat2pleaseu

what on earths got into me?
bolt

a few too many pies by the look of your avatar
*pokes pete in the eye and runs away laughing lol *
Oi :jagsatwork: I resemble that remark mad
<<< slings a rock hard pork pie at Meaties fleeing head and ducks behind the settee :bolt:
duel :sparring: :hunk: :kick:
let me attem
:shock:
what on earths got into me?
bolt
Quote by Sassy-Seren

watch this space, i'll be back kiss

You bluddy better be! smackbottom
Can I just say thanks in return to you Pete? When I got that phonecall on Sunday which ripped the floor from under me, it was such a help to have that big bear hug of yours to hand just at the time I so needed it....thanks babes :kiss:
You're welcome :kiss:
text me ok? xxxx
Thanks all, just a flying visit but just had to make the effort.
watch this space, i'll be back kiss
sorry, couldn't help myself, its the masochist in me rolleyes
I have been ‘nil by mouth’ for about eight days now, this seems to be set to continue for the next six to eight weeks :-(
(Just to quantify, fluids only rather than nil, and funnily enough I was only fantasizing today about my first meal in the new year, so it being the season it is and all, here’s my fantasy menu surprised))
STARTER:-
Duck liver pate on granary toast squares followed by smoked salmon on a bet of soft herb cheese on cheesy biscuits topped with a sprinkling of the finest beluga caviar. Chassed with a fine glass of champagne.
1st course:-
A small but crispy (and very fatty) suckling pig, roasted over an open spit seasoned with cloves, herbs, exotic spices, basted in its own juice and sweet apple cider.
Sweet potato mash with garlic and butter, French beans and cauliflower cheese.
Main course:-
Take one turkey, one goose, one cockerel, one chicken, one pousson, one pheasant, one grouse, one pigeon, and one woodcock.
Skilfully de-bone each bird ensuring each keeps it’s shape, season individually to its own seasoning then stuff one bird inside the other (small into bigger :roll: ) cover completely in banana or grape vine leaves and slow roast in a sealed stone oven until fully cooked, uncover, baste liberally in a white wine and red fruit sauce, the continue roasting until browned.
Served with lashings of white asparagus in a rich piquant butter sauce.
3 rd course
Take large cuts of the following (and leave the fat on)
Pork, lamb, beef, mutton, venison, mutton and goat.
cut into large chunks, roughly 3” x 6” x 2” season well and place into a large pot of boiling water. Add lots of seasoning including garlic, star anis, juniper berries (see the trend here lol) five spice, salt, pepper, ginger and spices.
Boil slowly until soft, remove meats onto a deep baking tray, strain the water and then reduce until slightly thick, add red wine to the resultant sauce and cover the meat with it.
Place in a hot oven and bake until crusty.
To finish
A large selection of the worlds finest and creamiest cheeses served with the best crackers and breads of your choice accompanied by the finest Ruby Port.
Of course all of that is far to much for lil ole me, but I know just the people I’d ask to join me ;o) kiss
Omg that was torture, where’s me Complan :roll:
OK quick apology for posting this in open forum but as some of you know I have very limited online time at the moment and I needed to make sure I got to everyone involved.
You know who you all are, and you know why.
Guys, I really don’t know what to say, I was so choked up, I nearly embarrassed myself, ask her rolleyes
Thank you so very much. I have a full heart, the warmest glow you could possibly imagine, and my faith in the goodness of ordinary people restored.
You know, when the chips are down, it’s a very lucky person who can count his real friends and need more than the fingers of one hand do it, I feel so very, very blessed.
I love each and every one of you from the bottom of my heart, I’m not sure if any of you even knew how much it meant, or how the timing was so right, talk about the cavalry, John Wayne could not have timed it better.
I will never be able to thank you enough, but live in hope that some day I will be able to come some way close to making it up to you.
Some of the best, kindest friendliest people are alive and kicking and residing on this site xxxxx
Premature I know but we live in an uncertain world so let me take this opportunity to wish you all the very best seasons greetings and send each and every one of you a personal prayer that the future brings you nothing but happiness.
I love you all, each and every one of you xxxxxxxxx
All the best
Hi peeps xx
Someone kindly rang me and told me about this, i'm really touched, thanks guys n girls.
As Sassy has said i've been non too well of late and am about to embark on a rollercoaster of hospitals, treatments and surgery so as much as i miss the place, i'm afraid my visits here will be sporadic at best for a while yet.
It is heartening however to be remembered and it makes more of a difference than you'd believe.
Thanks again, its nice to know people care xx
keep yer peckers up and panties down wink
all the best
Pete kiss
Quote by Cherrytree
Me. I just kill me, sometimes lol

you are funny :lol: .............. and lovely ........... and gorgeous ............... and and :inlove:
redface
yeah ya kill me too rotflmao
Quote by earthchild
(thats rose wine btw biggrin )
Earthy xxx

Phew, thanks for that redface heres an 'ernestenglasio' :lol2:
who's next :fatbarmanemote:
Quote by __random_orbit__
I saw 'gag' and thought...
...oh well
lp

smackbottom :smackbottom:
rolleyes
Quote by Cherrytree
Hi I'm Barry George! ... cleaning chemicals, tv?
Is that the fella?
lp

Noooooooooooo that's Hi I'm Barry Scott!
surely you mean Hi I'm Ruth Ellis???[/color
Quote by kentswingers777
All joking aside here but... how much has all this cost the taxpayer? :shock:
Two trials.... now acquited and compensation to boot. Must be millions of pounds of OUR money already spent, and now back to square one. dunno

your point?
in edit, I'm askin for your opinion on the point you raised, not being cynical
Quote by Lonni

One inserts a black man's head (from a neighbouring tribe) into an old tyre.......
It's one of the most horrifying things you could see.

I know what it is, you idiot. I wanted to know why Pete_sw thought that it was "soon to be seen on our streets"
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Watch this space surprised(
Quote by Bonedigger
mine were sent from 2 luverlee mates....so no anonymous madly in lust secret crushes for me
(thank god!!! I couldnt have coped with the annnonn erm..anonim....er....anonymininimi erm......not knowing who it was that lusted after my bod hahahahaa

rolleyes shag or not?
Quote by Steve
snip
has it made a difference, yep :thumbup: sure has for me :rascal: snip

I wanted to ask if anyone had maybe hooked up because of the thread but didn’t quite know how to word it or how anyone could answer it and remain anonymous(sp)....
If anyone did then the thread was better than intended I expect....
Just a shame I didn't hook up because of it :-(
And did you PM anyone, or even post an anonymous message?
I posted 2 messages :-)
Not brave enough to do the fancy a shag pm thing :lol2:
oh ffs rolleyes
I thought that was the whole idea? I fessed up in pm and had some very surprising results :rascal:
This is what I mean about the whole momentum being lost, trust me, I AM THE SHYEST person you have ever met
I really don't handle rejection very well and yes, I have very low self esteem. but because of the afore mentioned thread I have been given a huge boost kiss
go on, try it, you have to, otherwise how is that sexy fab person gonna know/ READ YA FECKIN MIND? mad
just do it :roll:
Quote by Steve

Look out :scared: there is a very large soapbox i'm this >--< close to climbing on lol

Need a bunk up :lol:
just remind me to post what i've written for this, saved in word at the moment coz work is gettin in the way :lol:
Is it just me, or does anyone else have a magnatism for 'locked' threads? redface
dunno i see a padlock on a thread and its like a moth to a flame :lol2:
:dunno:
Quote by Peanut
Barry George walked free over the murder of TV’s Jill Dando yesterday — despite being a who stalked Princess Diana and was obsessed with blonde stars.
Quote from the Sun. My point typified .. the Sun's word is gospel to some people and as such Barry George is guilty !!

am i glad the Sun doesnt have any influence in the justice system nor is the public opinion
For someone who likes to pull others for their assumptions you do tend to make quite a few flawed ones yourself.
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
before you start, get a feckin room the pair of ya rolleyes
Quote by Phuckers
Barry George walked free over the murder of TV’s Jill Dando yesterday — despite being a who stalked Princess Diana and was obsessed with blonde stars.
Quote from the Sun. My point typified .. the Sun's word is gospel to some people and as such Barry George is guilty !!

am i glad the Sun doesnt have any influence in the justice system nor is the public opinion
Look out :scared: there is a very large soapbox i'm this >--< close to climbing on lol
Quote by Suede-head
Barry George walked free over the murder of TV’s Jill Dando yesterday — despite being a who stalked Princess Diana and was obsessed with blonde stars.
Quote from the Sun. My point typified .. the Sun's word is gospel to some people and as such Barry George is guilty !!

your name Murdoch by any chance? lol
Quote by winchwench
You still wilting?
Still blaming the heat? rolleyes

nah, it's fuel prices, trust me :roll:
they all wanna really :lol2:
kiss
Quote by Peanut
I prefer to read the script version, which I've got written down on this piece of paper...

scan and post please wink
:P

:laughabove: rotflmao
:thumbup:
cheers matey, that actually produced a real LOL
rolleyes :wink:
Quote by danne-gary
dont use their software then, u dont need to !

yeah but you're in the know, its the sad fluckers that get taken in and actually install the CD i get to deal with rolleyes