Quote by Peanut
so lets not go there over here
Yes, we may meet ourselves coming back. :twisted:
I'm sure we've met, Mogadishu perhaps?
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Quote by flower411
After the secret valentine thread thing ... do you think that there are people on this site who are just made for each other but just don`t see it themselves ???
I reckon Freckledbird and Phuckers should be getting it on:lol: :lol:
:shock:
:gagged:
I think that thread certainly broke some boundaries and should go down in SH history along with the 'reading the signs' thread.
has it made a difference, yep :thumbup: sure has for me :rascal:
The sad thing is that it will loose momentum and everything will settle back down to wannabe status.
Sad really considering its a sex site but hey ho
Whhot? oh the sex site reference
ok its about swinging, swinging is about SEX therefore, swing site , sex site???some people have a tendency to forget :roll:
Lookin forward to more if your technical headaches :) ..... Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
I've never read so much bollox on one thread in my entire life (with exceptions)
Barry George was totally incapable of committing murder, fact.
The assassination of Jill Dando was just that, well planned and expertly executed, with extreme prejudice, trust me, I know this stuff.
The judicial system needs to stop being scared of the real killers out there and bring them to justice, how strange that everyone seems to have forgotten the last assignment she was working on when she died and that all references to it have been pulled off the net
as for the whole hanging debate, i don’t care how many kids / women /men / old grannies etc have died, for the state to murder an innocent person means they have murdered them in my name. Not A Chance, I'm quite happy to pay my taxes to keep them in jail just on the off chance that they might be innocent.
Or should we introduce street justice and the the tire necklace to the uk? You might want to think about your answer, it could so easily be you.
very well said,there is alot behind Gill's death that is still covered up... Barry was a scapegoat
Then it also stands to reason that there is still a lot that neither of you two know (or need to know, in fact). As you weren't directly involved you shouldn't be speculating. He's been cleared, he'll get his compensation - and for a simple soul like him, I dare say that will be more than enough. Leave it at that.
Sorry FB, as a totally converted anti establismentalist << another pete word :roll: i have to disagree
These questions need to be asked and we, as a nation have spent far too long letting sleeping dogs lie. its time we ripped the place apart and started again. Did you know that there are English kids starving on English streets? Of course you did, you're a teacher, but how many middle class middle English people are aware of what's going on in their own back yard?
Its time to take the lid off and the Dando cover up is just one example.
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
I've never read so much bollox on one thread in my entire life (with exceptions)
Barry George was totally incapable of committing murder, fact.
The assassination of Jill Dando was just that, well planned and expertly executed, with extreme prejudice, trust me, I know this stuff.
The judicial system needs to stop being scared of the real killers out there and bring them to justice, how strange that everyone seems to have forgotten the last assignment she was working on when she died and that all references to it have been pulled off the net
as for the whole hanging debate, i don’t care how many kids / women /men / old grannies etc have died, for the state to murder an innocent person means they have murdered them in my name. Not A Chance, I'm quite happy to pay my taxes to keep them in jail just on the off chance that they might be innocent.
Or should we introduce street justice and the the tire necklace to the uk? You might want to think about your answer, it could so easily be you.
Would that be an American import?
Tell him, FB!
Sadly an import soon to be seen on our streets from central Africa, trust me, it's not a pleasant sight.
Sex God
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
pete can i have a full english brekki(no beans tho) and lots of milky coffees
was a hell nite at work so need loads to keep me sane
Sorry hun, only steak n chips left :sad:
how about we join Blond in the Jacuzzi
Quote by blonde
Where is the blooming barman?
I still haven't had my drink and I have been waiting in the Jacuzzi all night :rascal:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
:shock:
I'm stunned and glabberflasted :shock:
here u go, have seven inches, on the house :smile:
you did say you liked Yorky bars right?
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
having just closed the front door, still in me boxers grinning like a cat and feelin all warm n cuddly i guess a shower and bed are next on the list
Pete, what have I told you about molesting the postman?
:thumbup::shock:
actually its a she? and she's in uniform
hwoar: and she's blond :love: and she calls every morning :pant:WTF is the matter with me
the possibilities are endless :twisted:Anyone else had a sudden revelation that has to be hammered in before you see it?
Sex God
I've never read so much bollox on one thread in my entire life (with exceptions)
Barry George was totally incapable of committing murder, fact.
The assassination of Jill Dando was just that, well planned and expertly executed, with extreme prejudice, trust me, I know this stuff.
The judicial system needs to stop being scared of the real killers out there and bring them to justice, how strange that everyone seems to have forgotten the last assignment she was working on when she died and that all references to it have been pulled off the net
as for the whole hanging debate, i don’t care how many kids / women /men / old grannies etc have died, for the state to murder an innocent person means they have murdered them in my name. Not A Chance, I'm quite happy to pay my taxes to keep them in jail just on the off chance that they might be innocent.
Or should we introduce street justice and the the tire necklace to the uk? You might want to think about your answer, it could so easily be you.
Barry George was totally incapable of committing murder, fact.
The assassination of Jill Dando was just that, well planned and expertly executed, with extreme prejudice, trust me, I know this stuff.
The judicial system needs to stop being scared of the real killers out there and bring them to justice, how strange that everyone seems to have forgotten the last assignment she was working on when she died and that all references to it have been pulled off the net
as for the whole hanging debate, i don’t care how many kids / women /men / old grannies etc have died, for the state to murder an innocent person means they have murdered them in my name. Not A Chance, I'm quite happy to pay my taxes to keep them in jail just on the off chance that they might be innocent.
Or should we introduce street justice and the the tire necklace to the uk? You might want to think about your answer, it could so easily be you.
Sex God
I agree with the last two posts.
anyone who says / believes "i am not judgmental" are really kidding themselves, although probably unknowingly. I'm sure most of us would resist the tag of 'judgmentalist' << peteword
We use our judgment all the time, we hear things and have an opinion, that opinion is a judgment,.
we meet people and form a view of them, that view is a judgment.
we are told stuff about people and form a picture, that picture is a judgment.
The sad thing is that 9 times out of ten, the judgments we make about others are so very wrong...
as some famous git once said, spend an hour in my shoes, walk a mile down my street, spend 10 minute in my mind, then judge me.
or words to that effect, i may actually have just made that up but it works :roll:
happy holidays
anyone who says / believes "i am not judgmental" are really kidding themselves, although probably unknowingly. I'm sure most of us would resist the tag of 'judgmentalist' << peteword
We use our judgment all the time, we hear things and have an opinion, that opinion is a judgment,.
we meet people and form a view of them, that view is a judgment.
we are told stuff about people and form a picture, that picture is a judgment.
The sad thing is that 9 times out of ten, the judgments we make about others are so very wrong...
as some famous git once said, spend an hour in my shoes, walk a mile down my street, spend 10 minute in my mind, then judge me.
or words to that effect, i may actually have just made that up but it works :roll:
happy holidays
Sex God
LMFAO :lol2:
well guess what, i just got this
QUOTE:
Dearest One,
My pleasure writing you this few lines of words, I hope today finds you well. I felt greatly impressed after reading your profile today. My name is xxxxxxx xxxxx.
Please I have some thing to discuss with you and it is very important and urgent. I will like you to write me on my email address to enable us discuss in details. I really want to discuss this with you and we get to know each other more better. My E-mail is ( )
I hope hearing from you soonest. I will send you my picture as soon as you contact me in my email.
Thanks for your understanding.
Miss xxxxxxx xxxxx. { xxxxxxxxxx (AT) (DOT) fr }
UNQUOTE:
in my very own PM box
ADMIN
:x :x :x :x
Mod Edit: taken out name and email address
well guess what, i just got this
QUOTE:
Dearest One,
My pleasure writing you this few lines of words, I hope today finds you well. I felt greatly impressed after reading your profile today. My name is xxxxxxx xxxxx.
Please I have some thing to discuss with you and it is very important and urgent. I will like you to write me on my email address to enable us discuss in details. I really want to discuss this with you and we get to know each other more better. My E-mail is ( )
I hope hearing from you soonest. I will send you my picture as soon as you contact me in my email.
Thanks for your understanding.
Miss xxxxxxx xxxxx. { xxxxxxxxxx (AT) (DOT) fr }
UNQUOTE:
in my very own PM box
ADMIN
:x :x :x :xMod Edit: taken out name and email address
Sex God
Quote by Bonedigger
pete, get in your car and come oop north.....im sure me and nola and a feww other similarly luscious ladies could entertain you for a fortnight by passing you round the north west
oh I soo wish :inlove: unfortunately I am still working so can't really go anywhere. the whole point of the post is that I'm 'Home alone' for a change. Empty house, large garden, patio, pool, bbq, and lots of peace n quiet.
During the day I’ll be at work, and evenings I intend to chill, just thought it would be nice to chill with someone rather than sit and listen to my own heartbeat.
Sex God
Quote by noladreams30
So where's Wilts then?!*
*quite clever, just crap at the geography of the UK!
Well If you were to draw a rough diamond going clockwise on a map, startng north at Swindon, then Andover, down to Salisbury, back up to Bath and join Bath with Swindon.
I'm kinda right in the middle ...... ish
Sex God
Quote by noladreams30
So, did I ever tell you the one about me, my flatmate, the bachelor party and the two strippers in 'Big Daddy's Bottomless Topless Club' in the Quarter in New Orleans?
:twisted: Oh, damn... it was supposed to be tall tales not real ones wasn't it?!
Shame that!
Noooooooooooooooooo real ones will be fine :wink:
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
There was a case some time ago of a woman sacked from her job because of swinging - I believe she was a nurse.
There have been several cases, and when i can be arsed i'll find the links, but as i remember them, there was a sgt in the army who's entire family was evicted just because they hosted a social in "married Pads"
around the same time there were 5 or 6 Prison Officers who were escorted to the gate never to return just because they had been recognised on a website.
It's fine for many, I've even read posts from ppl saying, oh I work at Morrisons in **** ******* :shock: but for some it could mean the end of a lifetime career.
do not judge a person until you have walked in thier shoes :thumbup:
Sex God
Sorry peeps,
but in the absence of our beloved MoDs and admin, I've nicked the keys off St3v3 and opened the place up.
The bar's open, so is the kitchen.
the 'hot tub is HOT :twisted: and this weekend theres a theme.
The THEME is the grand old British tradition of "bullshitting at the bar"
so what we want is your tallest stories :lol2: the more unbelievable the better
:cheers:
volunteer bar and kitchen staff required, apply within.
but in the absence of our beloved MoDs and admin, I've nicked the keys off St3v3 and opened the place up.The bar's open, so is the kitchen.
the 'hot tub is HOT :twisted: and this weekend theres a theme.
The THEME is the grand old British tradition of "bullshitting at the bar"
so what we want is your tallest stories :lol2: the more unbelievable the better
:cheers:volunteer bar and kitchen staff required, apply within.
Sex God
Quote by Aristophanes
I got drunk once and phoned an ex workmate. Half way through the conversation (I don't know what pocessed me) I told her I wanted to give her one.
When I'd sobered up the next morning the full shock of what I'd done hit me. I straight away wrote her a note saying a really big sorry. A few weeks later we met up for lunch. I decided I'd not say anything about it unless she did.
Imagine how I felt when she said, " Thanks for your letter. I'm sorry to tell you this, but it wasn't me you phoned."
To this day I've got no idea who it was I called!
OMG :shock: that is sooooo me
:cheers: Sex God
Hi Venus 
I do feel for you. I live in a very small village on a tiny estate, large garden but a semi, its one of those estates where you have just two houses joined and then a gap.
I've done me best to screen the place, very high hedges, pool and patio behind a Russian ivy screen etc but you can't get entirely away from the curtain twitchers :roll:
I am very lucky in the fact that my neighbors are soo very British (and heading rapidly into retirement)
I have had two Swing camping socials in my garden, music playing into the early hours, lights, noise and naked ladies in the pool after midnighthwoar:
for the secon one I even hired the village hall carpark
sinse then there have been several ladies who have 'come to visit' and all i get from the guy next door is a wink and a smirk.
as for my lad? hey he has his own room, and his own life. he may only be 14 almost 15 but he understands that his dad has needs. If the lady in question gets a bit noisy he just turns up his music :lol2:
that said, I did have to utilise the living room recently :roll: sofabeds are soooo useful :twisted:
said it before and i'll say it again, "one life, live it! "
I do feel for you. I live in a very small village on a tiny estate, large garden but a semi, its one of those estates where you have just two houses joined and then a gap.
I've done me best to screen the place, very high hedges, pool and patio behind a Russian ivy screen etc but you can't get entirely away from the curtain twitchers :roll:
I am very lucky in the fact that my neighbors are soo very British
(and heading rapidly into retirement)I have had two Swing camping socials in my garden, music playing into the early hours, lights, noise and naked ladies in the pool after midnight
hwoar:for the secon one I even hired the village hall carpark
sinse then there have been several ladies who have 'come to visit' and all i get from the guy next door is a wink and a smirk.
as for my lad? hey he has his own room, and his own life. he may only be 14 almost 15 but he understands that his dad has needs. If the lady in question gets a bit noisy he just turns up his music :lol2:
that said, I did have to utilise the living room recently :roll: sofabeds are soooo useful :twisted:
said it before and i'll say it again, "one life, live it! "
Sex God
:bounce: 3 hours and counting :bounce:
Off to work now, will return this afternoon with beating heart and diving straight into my inbox
who am I kidding
oh well, you godda love a trier :lol2:
I will just pop by the Library on the way home, have the feeling I'm going to need lots of books and dvd's
happy holidays folks
Off to work now, will return this afternoon with beating heart and diving straight into my inbox
who am I kidding
oh well, you godda love a trier :lol2:
I will just pop by the Library on the way home, have the feeling I'm going to need lots of books and dvd's
happy holidays folks
8-) 8-) 
Sex God
:shock: feck me :shock: I forgot this one :scared:
lets go :rascal:
LOOK. this ain't how it works ok? get your ass into my PM box, its over there <<<<< fgs :bounce:
Quote by Bonedigger
and pete you will never be a 'tart' to me.....more a gorgeous little stud 'muffin' xxx
lets go :rascal:Quote by noladreams30
To Pete sw
Take me to bed and shag my brains out!
:inlove:
LOOK. this ain't how it works ok? get your ass into my PM box, its over there <<<<< fgs :bounce: Sex God
Quote by Trixie_female
Sorry for the crudeness but...
An ex of mine had P**s Flaps like elephants earoles .... mmmmmmm yummy
i used to lay between her legs and tongue fondle them for ages, then when she got really excited I'd suck em right down my throat :inlove:
ahhh, sweet memories :lol2:
U've got me really worries now, i've only got little ones :shock:
Wildhoneybee says i have a "designer pussy" cos i have almost no lips but i've never had a guy comment on whether he likes that or not.
Oh dear, another thing to be anxious about ! lol
Trix xxx
ohhhh baby, come here
please don't worry, variety is the spice of life 
Sex God
Quote by venus68
I wouldn't swing with me, I'm too fat lol. I have a really weird brain that is attracted to people for the oddest reasons. I have said no to some guys that say they have never been told no before and I have said yes to men that tell me they never thought they had a chance.
For me part of it is to do with the brain. If I don't feel at ease and comfortable with the person, then it isn't going to happen and in the same vain, if I don't feel the chemistry it isn't going to happen, it's almost impossible to know what makes that right combination though.
RIIIIGHT thats it
enough is enough, I've tried the whole stalking thing, I obviously don't have the patience for it ffs
do you fancy a shag or not?
geeeze i thought i was hard work
:shock: whathaveidone :scared:
