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31 Jul 2008

Quote by Bbw4umen
AWWW poor you, cmere
lucky it wasn't a chest infection really hwoar: :inlove:
:shock: whot?

My nockers would've knocked me of me feet then! lol

I woulda been there, prostrate on the tiles, ready to arrest your fall with my ample cushioning effect ..... mouth open ......... la la la lala, not listening anymore.....
<<< pole vaults to the kitchen for a brew rolleyes

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31 Jul 2008

No choice here i'm afraid. If i don't pamper my feet at least twice a day i can clear a conference room just by walking into it redface

whinchey, i'm telling you right now, you do and you will soooo regret it.....

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31 Jul 2008

AWWW poor you, cmere kiss

lucky it wasn't a chest infection really silly

hwoar: :inlove:
:shock: whot?

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31 Jul 2008

Sorry for the crudeness but...
An ex of mine had P**s Flaps like elephants earoles .... mmmmmmm yummy
i used to lay between her legs and tongue fondle them for ages, then when she got really excited I'd suck em right down my throat :inlove:
ahhh, sweet memories :lol2:

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31 Jul 2008

Quote by Bonedigger
nah Im only jealous cos im not one of em....but u can feed me your nuts anyday pete :rascal:

:shock: bloody hell :shock:
changing that aftershave certainly seems to have done the trick redface

:inlove:
And I think you very very quickly settled in to become an integral part of the furniture, though I'd hesitate at calling you and old couch :scared:
more like an intriguing Bust :rascal:
my inbox is <<<<<<<<<<<< thataway kiss

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31 Jul 2008

Quote by blonde
I can't reverse the car into a parking place...... so if I cant drive straight in..... then I dont park the car......... I drive round the car park for a maximum 20 minutes .... then I leave and pretend I didnt need to go shopping anyway. :rascal:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Bless you so much passionkiss

not laughed so much in ages xx
:shock: mine? what really? ok, I have two cocks bolt

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31 Jul 2008

Quote by Bonedigger
finding i have the same taste in wallpaper as one of the forum 'elite' :lol: :lol: :lol:

:shock:
There's an 'elite'?? :shock:
where? showus, can we take pics and are we allowed to feed em nuts? :rascal:

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31 Jul 2008

Quote by winchwench
You're in it?
sigh
Sorry, seriously now.....maybe you're one of the "unnatainables?" :dunno: :dunno:
:laughabove: thats good, thats really funny. I'm about as attainable as a Spanish nightclub pamphlet on the Costa Brava on a Saturday night in August :roll:
no no, I think you were probably right with your first comment :lol2:

Quote by kentswingers777
To be honest it makes you look like a club bouncer.

Thankfully thats one job I gave up some years ago, that said, it was a great way of pulling the ladies :rascal:

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31 Jul 2008

All depends on finances at the time.
when I'm flush half across the country without a problem. :bounce:
When I'm skint, half way up the High Street rolleyes

would I swing locally? give me half a chance :rascal:

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31 Jul 2008

Quote by Pete_sw
we could meet half way

off to check googlemaps :bounce:
you have a PM wink

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31 Jul 2008

Quote by TanKinky
Knows to wear a corset if/when we meet

:inlove: :shock: IF? whats all this if? theres no ifs about it :bounce:

Quote by Freckledbird

I know the feminists are going to hate me for it, but the lift and squeeze together look does it every time for me :inlove:

Like this?

silly

hwoar: Just like that kiss

Quote by TanKinky
ooh FB you flirt!!!! :P

ok sorry photobucket seems to be broken ops: i have resized!!!

:phwoar: :phwoar:
ladies ladies, thank you for making a perfect day even perfecter :shock: <peteword rolleyes

:inlove:

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31 Jul 2008

Quote by tantricboy
why is it everytime i read the title of this thread i read 'Underwater etiquette'
I generally do commando these days, i find it attracts a certain amount of visual interest that i actually notice (see the 'reading the signs' thread) which at my age i find quite gratifying
as for the ladies, i'm afraid in some ways i'm a little bit Victorian in as much as i'm a total sucker for a good cleavage, probably why i'm half in love with Wenchy to be honest.
I know the feminists are going to hate me for it, but the lift and squeeze together look does it every time for me :inlove: i can quite happily sit and have a conversation with a cleavage all night long :rascal:

New thread:
Underwater etiquette:
Aqualung, snorkel or simply hold your breath?
rotflmao

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31 Jul 2008

Quote by TanKinky
we could meet half way

off to check googlemaps :bounce:

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31 Jul 2008

bollox, now i godda go to work rolleyes

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31 Jul 2008

my very very firstest ever 'no nonsense, no beating around the bush, in your face "i'd like to meet you and fuck your brains out" PM from a gorgeous lady who i've been hankering after for a very long time.
:bounce: :inlove:
my GOD how bloody refreshing, lovely and endearing was that.
probably shouldn't have posted this but i just felt that it might induce others to do the same and then just maybe some actual real life shagging might ensue rolleyes

ahem, sorry redface

normal services will resume as soon as I learn how to land cloud nine wink

oh and whinchy, don't even try ok? no threat or inducement will come close, discretion is my middle name so don't even go there flipa

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31 Jul 2008

Due to various restrictions (financial, vehicular, being a skinflint ect) I invariably end up arranging meets at my place rolleyes

pre meet i find myself tearing around the house like a blue arsed fly trying to present some form of order / tidiness, polishing, hoovering, screaming at the dog to feckin sit still and keep his hairs to himself :taz:, scrubbing toilets an bathrooms, airfreshners akimbo :scared:
by which time of course it's far too late, said lovely lady has arrived and i look and smell like a lavatory cleaner, :roll: so then its, sorry, theres the kettle, coffee lives here, make yourself at home, i'm off to the shower bolt

note to self < ffs get organised >

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31 Jul 2008

Quote by winchwench
Quick question......how many people have actually chatted for months before setting up a vanilla date?

four vanilla meets all within a week of the first hello mail, all within a month of joining a vanilla dating site :dunno:
three of them resulted in mind blowing sex on the second meet, none of them produced a relationship???
member of a swing site for xxx years, very few meets, very little sex
ok, thinking whilst typing here, whats wrong with this picture?

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31 Jul 2008

Quote by winchwench
alrighty then time for a wee confession of my own being as the vodka has given me some dutch courage.........
I confess to have written valentines verses for......
Phuckers
Mr n Mrs NWC
Mr NWC
Cherrytree x 2
woo x 2
fabio
tan
Lost
Frex
Lee-gingerjo
choon
BBW lover x 2
Mr Flower
The Shadies

Bloody hell Boney! Well at least thats 80% of the mystery solved then :shock:
<<<< hands in his official "TART of the MONTH" badge and slinks off :huff:

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31 Jul 2008

And a very good one.
however (there's always one rolleyes

)
When we first got into the lifestyle I was....
1) working in a government job where had it come out, I would have been escorted from my desk, never to darken the doorstep again. Swinging is officially seen as a security risk as it is perceived to leave a person open to blackmail.
2)My children were younger and still at school and I could not bear the thought of the taunts and bullying that would ensue if my personal choices became locally public.
Now its different, all my family know or suspect what i'm up to, the neighbors certainly do lol

and to be honest, I don't care, some approve, some don't most don't give a monkies.
I now have face pics on my profile because i want them there, if however i was to attend a party where a live cam was running i would beat a hasty retreat.
not because of any shyness on my part but simply because if anyone wants me to become part of some cheap 'look at me' publicity stunt, then i want paying thank you very much, and having recently been in contact with someone who works in the porn industry, and chatted about 'going rates', i seriously doubt you could afford me.
each to their own wink

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31 Jul 2008

now before you all go rushing off to look at my profile (please don't, its c**p) I'm not talking about this site.
As some of you know, I have been single for quite long enough and am ready to start the whole relationship exploration thing again.
so to begin my quest for the new 'love of my life' I recently signed up to some vanilla dating sites, posted the same ole tired pics, spouted some bollox about me and all the rest of it.
crux of the matter is, yes i have actually had some meets :shock: (ok no mrs right yet) but enjoyable non the less. the point is that everyone I've met has said i should take the pics off the profile as they do me no justice. dunno

So, yesterday I bumped into an old pal of mine who happens to be a professional photographer and he's kindly offered to do a portfolio for me for free, well for a drinkies

:lol2:
My question is, If you were perusing photo profiles, apart from the obvious head and shoulder shot, what would you be looking at? and what would attract you?
I have one or two ideas of my own, I know a lot of ladies are pet lovers, so I guess a shot of me walking the dog might be good? I love the outdoors so maybe a pic of me walking in the woods / hills etc??
I know a lot of you will say its not the pics its what you write in the profile that matters and i agree but i have that part pretty well covered, (gauging this by the amount of meets even with c**p pics)
Oh and guys, if you have found a formula that works, feel free to contribute wink

this is of course a totally selfless thread as i'm sure there are plenty of us out there who might benefit from any replies innocent

EDIT: no I have no intentions of hanging up my swinging boots, though activities may have to be suspended during the potential new partner's indoctrination process:rascal:

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31 Jul 2008

Quote by venus68
Venus,if we can prove this, perhaps we can get sex on the NHS. Just like our local doctor and fitness centre is doing, three months free work outs.

I'll start doing research straight away!!! lol
volunteer guinea pig at your service :rascal:

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31 Jul 2008

Quote by venus68
I am still yet to find a predominantly white group of one though, which might be a new angle.

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31 Jul 2008

Quote by anais
About 5 yrs so far :lol2: :lol2:

I know that feeling girlfriend :lol2:
On a more serious note, it all depends on the mood, there are folks who i have chatted to for years online and then finally got to meet and its been great (mostly) then again i have had totally impromptu meets, as in, chatted for an hour, met, had the most fantastic sex and become the best of mates thereafter.
I guess i tend not to have hard and fast rules about it these days, i mean why constrain yourself with your own rules and regulations?
one life, live it wink

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31 Jul 2008

why is it everytime i read the title of this thread i read 'Underwater etiquette' dunno

I generally do commando these days, i find it attracts a certain amount of visual interest that i actually notice (see the 'reading the signs' thread) which at my age i find quite gratifying redface

as for the ladies, i'm afraid in some ways i'm a little bit Victorian in as much as i'm a total sucker for a good cleavage, probably why i'm half in love with Wenchy to be honest.
I know the feminists are going to hate me for it, but the lift and squeeze together look does it every time for me :inlove: i can quite happily sit and have a conversation with a cleavage all night long :rascal:
bolt

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31 Jul 2008

having been a so called 'active' swinger for about 5 - 6 years now i can honestly say that i have fulfilled many of my fantasies, some as good as, some better than imagined.
The realisation that has surprised however is that i've only just begun to find my 'real' fantasies :shock: redface

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31 Jul 2008

Quote by noladreams30
It hasn't happened to me. It is one of the reasons why I am avoiding going to my local club though, and why I won't play with anyone who has a local postcode!

just checked me postcode :bounce:
we (me n the ex) bumped into a guy we'd been intimate with in the local supermarket about 3 weeks later :shock: wasn't a problem for us, but he seemed mightily pissed of dunno

maybe it was because he'd told us he was single and yet there he was with a woman and three kids in tow??
:lol2:
needless to say we never heard from him after that rolleyes

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31 Jul 2008

:lol2:
mate, some times you're so full of it it starts coming out of your ears rotflmao

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31 Jul 2008

finding out someones ok :bounce: even when they don't answer your texts smackbottom

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30 Jul 2008

see what you've done now? rolleyes

note to all, i look nothing like that scary looking pic above!!
not long now :bounce:
so I take it then that the offer of a meal, a few drinks, some suntime in the pool, a little conversation and a relaxing escape to the country without the fear of expectations didn't do it for anyone?
oh well, anyone fancy a shag then? :giggle:

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30 Jul 2008

Quote by winchwench
A PM from Cherry,

Now there's a coincidence :inlove: :bounce:

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